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    My neighbor lets her dog take dumps in my yard and I find that very rude especially when she has a perfectly good yard for herself. I don't feel like knocking on her door and asking her to stop. So what is the evilest thing I could possibly do to seek revenge
    My friend suggested put a mouse trap in my yard with a dog treat in it.

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    Ready for a really evil idea?










    Grow a pair and just ask her to stop it.

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    And that...Is how Neighborhood wars begin.

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    Give her the dump back. Do it politely

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    If you live in the south in a country area you could shoot and kill the dog if you feel that that's enough. Otherwise if you have a dog you could let it go In Her yard or just be a normal person and tell her to get the dog out of your yard

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    I'd recommend being mature about it and talk to her about it before doing anything else.

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    I would recommend being mature about it as well. I mean seriously... you're only gonna start issues if you don't talk about it, and if stuff is bad afterwards there are simple remedies that aren't that mean. I would recommend getting some sort of hot pepper (I have used Ghost Peppers personally) and cooking them over bacon, cut the bacon into tiny bits and put in a few places in your yard. It will condition the dogs (and most animals) to simply avoid your yard without any long term negative effects.

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    Ask them to walk their dog. If they walk it regularly (twice a day) It won't have to use your yard. Dogs don't like going near where they live, they'd much rather go a block or two away to do it.

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    You need to just go over to her and ask her to stop letting it go in your yard because its causing you extra hassle to clean up the doo doo and w/e else..

    If she curses you out, just feed it chocolate.. No don't do that. That'll kill it or poison it and you could get in trouble with the law for that. Just talk to her first. Chocolate is an evil idea. Yeah I gave my friend's dog and hamster chocolate and chewing gum before and it didn't affect it and as kids we used to give it some of whatever we ate.. but for some reason when I went abroad, they said "Chocolate is harmful to dogs".. Guess not all dogs.
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    If you can't grow a pair like King suggested, don't be a complete imbecile and take it out on the dog like your friend suggested. He/she is only doing what's natural; it's the owner who should know better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brandon View Post
    You need to just go over to her and ask her to stop letting it go in your yard because its causing you extra hassle to clean up the doo doo and w/e else..

    If she curses you out, just feed it chocolate.. No don't do that. That'll kill it or poison it and you could get in trouble with the law for that. Just talk to her first. Chocolate is an evil idea. Yeah I gave my friend's dog and hamster chocolate and chewing gum before and it didn't affect it and as kids we used to give it some of whatever we ate.. but for some reason when I went abroad, they said "Chocolate is harmful to dogs".. Guess not all dogs.
    Oh, yeah, chocolate's toxicity to dogs varies highly depending on the dog in question. An amount that can kill one dog might not even phase another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by senrath View Post
    Oh, yeah, chocolate's toxicity to dogs varies highly depending on the dog in question. An amount that can kill one dog might not even phase another.
    My dog used to eat Hershey Kisses and was fine for 15 years :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by senrath View Post
    Oh, yeah, chocolate's toxicity to dogs varies highly depending on the dog in question. An amount that can kill one dog might not even phase another.
    My dog ate a whole one of those giant toblerones last Christmas, luckily she appears to be fine eating chocolate. The only time she was sick from something she ate was when she at an entire package of sliced sandwich ham. Then she threw it up and it hadn't even been chewed on.

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    take a dump in her yard?

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    Why would you harm the dog??????????
    Geez, take it up with the neighbour!

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    I like my idea better

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    Well, this may sound rude, but we own livestock and we shoot and kill neighbors dogs on sight simply because we have had issues in the past with their dogs and our livestock.

    E: This is perfectly legal by the way. We won't go to court for any more issues dealing with our livestock because of others untrained dogs.

    E2: Just to clarify, the closest neighbors house is 1 mile + from our house
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    I think it's kind of stupid to ask for "revenge ideas". You don't feel like going over to ask her to stop BUT you DO feel like doing some sort of revenge for it?
    Am I the only one seeing the hypocrisy here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazzah View Post
    Well, this may sound rude, but we own livestock and we shoot and kill neighbors dogs on sight simply because we have had issues in the past with their dogs and our livestock.

    E: This is perfectly legal by the way. We won't go to court for any more issues dealing with our livestock because of others untrained dogs.

    E2: Just to clarify, the closest neighbors house is 1 mile + from our house
    Holy shit.

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    Just take shovel and fling the crap into her yard or front steps.

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    Let me clear something up. I hate this person. And she hates me. We don't get along. I do like some of the suggestions I've heard so far though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reveille View Post
    Let me clear something up. I hate this person. And she hates me. We don't get along. I do like some of the suggestions I've heard so far though.
    Pile poop into brown paper bag.
    Set on neighbors doorstep.
    Light on fire
    Ring doorbell
    run like hell

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    Something you can do is get evidence like photos or videos of the crime and then somehow let her know to stop it or else you will report her. You got evidence so you will have nothing to lose. I bet she will stop and hate you more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazzah View Post
    Well, this may sound rude, but we own livestock and we shoot and kill neighbors dogs on sight simply because we have had issues in the past with their dogs and our livestock.

    E: This is perfectly legal by the way. We won't go to court for any more issues dealing with our livestock because of others untrained dogs.

    E2: Just to clarify, the closest neighbors house is 1 mile + from our house
    What do you mean by "issues"? Because shooting them seems like a little bit of an overreaction

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