Who's Ejjman1 really? Funny story :P

[Ejjman]

I am a 13 year old kid who has nothing to do because life is so boring. I currently am doing Track, doing ALL field events + long jump and triple jump. My long jump record is 13 it suck balls. Ok, now I get 3.78 gpa all the time so I am kinda good at school. I chill out and ride my bike A LOT during the summer, and I also live across the street of a swimming pool. Ergh...I could also be described as a wierdo because a lot of people in my class aren't as preverted as me, for some reason I am.

OK, here's the funniest ass story you'll ever read. Feel sympathy for me, and don't laugh

In 3rd grade, I told the students in my class that I did a cat and it died the next day. This was a stupid little joke I did to get cool. Now the people won't let me forget it and remind me of it everyday. Is that even possible! OMG, well I probably deserved it.

Piece out.

[The Un-Named]

I did a cat and it died the next day.

I don't want to know...

[XxKanexX]

It's not that funny. You were a sick minded year 3'er, though

[Sjoe]

Somebody of my class told me that I jerked off in the middle of the class, and the whole school knew bout it in one hour?
But yeah, I was innocent

[SubiN]

yeah i got admit its not that funny.

[c0de]

did you really do that past is hunting you back!!!

[Keen]

You have a cat fetish.. same here.

[ub3r |<1||3r*1337*]

Thats funny... You must've been embarrased a lot, or you 'killed' everybody in your school (beat up)

[Ejjman]

Nah, it was just something to get cool and I thought that it might be good, but it wasn't...I only beat up one kid, and he had little man syndrome so he kept talking bad about me when he was like 3 feet tall. I know it's not that funny...i'ts more sad

Somebody of my class told me that I jerked off in the middle of the class, and the whole school knew bout it in one hour?
But yeah, I was innocent

You lyer...You so did that. :P

[HISTORY]

Somebody of my class told me that I jerked off in the middle of the class, and the whole school knew bout it in one hour?
But yeah, I was innocent

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