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    Default SRL Rap Battles v2

    Original thread: https://villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=98806

    Anyone wanna start off? This'll be fun

    @Stayon @Vinyl Scratch @Brid Mayhem

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    But... after sitting on my computer for 2 years I have lost the ability to talk
    #slack4admin2016
    <slacky> I will build a wall
    <slacky> I will ban reflection and OGL hooking until we know what the hell is going on

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    A lot of you can't even script/
    All the leachers around here just need to be kicked/
    Remember, to be a SRL member, you'll be hand picked/
    Testin your script? Better hope it clicked/
    I have no idea what I'm sayin'/
    But my keyboard is sprayin'/
    Wtf
    Tsunami

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blytez View Post
    A lot of you can't even script/
    All the leachers around here just need to be kicked/
    Remember, to be a SRL member, you'll be hand picked/
    Testin your script? Better hope it clicked/
    I have no idea what I'm sayin'/
    But my keyboard is sprayin'/
    Wtf
    It's the king, back from his exile
    hold up, lemme open up my stockpile
    Been a long time since I spat these bars, better make this worth my while.
    Talkin' about SRL Members, i'm one of the OG's
    Scripted my 138 combat, botted all my effigies
    Attack, Defence, Strength, the complete trilogy
    This entire rap thread is a setup, just part of my strategy
    Born royalty, just part of my pedigree
    I'm about to murder you while schoolin' you, that's first degree
    These rhymes are so cold you'd think I was Frosty.
    My runes are here somewhere, lemme heat you up
    Fire blast so hot you'd think you were Nex, calling for backup
    My outfit's on razorblades, it'll leave you all cut up
    North America's my kingdom, my next stop? Europe.
    Last edited by Sin; 09-14-2014 at 10:49 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sin View Post
    It's the king, back from his exile
    hold up, lemme open up my stockpile
    Been a long time since I spat these bars, better make this worth my while.
    Talkin' about SRL Members, i'm one of the OG's
    Scripted my 138 combat, botted all my effigies
    Attack, Defence, Strength, the complete trilogy
    This entire rap thread is a setup, just part of my strategy
    Born royalty, just part of my pedigree
    I'm about to murder you while schoolin' you, that's first degree
    These rhymes are so cold you'd think I was Frosty.
    My runes are here somewhere, lemme heat you up
    Fire blast so hot you'd think you were Nex, calling for backup
    My outfit's on razorblades, it'll leave you all cut up
    North America's my kingdom, my next stop? Europe.

    You might be on of the OG's/
    But really? Step aside please/
    If you saw what I was scriptin you'd be on your knees/
    I carry out my operations overseas/
    I'll kick you out of this thread just like deportees/
    Better check all angles because i'm coming from a 360 degrees/
    These words nothin but a breeze to me/
    Talkin about fire blasts/
    My icebarrage will have you kicked in your ass/
    I'll leave you tied up covered in ductape
    Make sure your interpreter is set to lape/
    Other wise the script you compiled/
    Will look confused like a child/
    Everything i'm spittin' is mild/

    Cya. Break time for me :X
    Tsunami

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blytez View Post
    You might be on of the OG's/
    But really? Step aside please/
    If you saw what I was scriptin you'd be on your knees/
    I carry out my operations overseas/
    I'll kick you out of this thread just like deportees/
    Better check all angles because i'm coming from a 360 degrees/
    These words nothin but a breeze to me/
    Talkin about fire blasts/
    My icebarrage will have you kicked in your ass/
    I'll leave you tied up covered in ductape
    Make sure your interpreter is set to lape/
    Other wise the script you compiled/
    Will look confused like a child/
    Everything i'm spittin' is mild/

    Cya. Break time for me :X
    Did you just diss yourself? Everything you spit is mild?
    God damn it's like i'm conversing with a child
    Me against you, it's 50 verse 1, you're about to get piled
    I'll drop you anywhere in Gielinor, not just the wild.
    360 degrees, cool that's just x and y
    I've unlocked the Z, i'm coming at you from the sky
    I know I spit rowdy, but I'm not a bad guy
    Raps so fast they'll leave you all tongue tied
    Yea I know i'm great, I take the compliments in stride.
    I'm a constant, the derivative of me is zero
    The peasants think i'm a legend, a messiah, a hero
    Rulin over their asses, just call me Nero.
    Cmon Blyte, or should I just call you xevo?
    Someone record this shiz, upload it to Vevo
    Can't keep up? Of course not, i'm the one in control
    It's like you're part of Burthorpe's invasion, one of the trolls
    Oh by the way, tell your girlfriend I have her birth control
    Shay just killed this ish, now can I get a drum rollllllllllllll
    Last edited by Sin; 09-14-2014 at 11:33 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sin View Post
    Did you just diss yourself? Everything you spit is mild?
    God damn it's like i'm conversing with a child
    Me against you, it's 50 verse 1, you're about to get piled
    I'll drop you anywhere in Gielinor, not just the wild.
    360 degrees, cool that's just x and y
    I've unlocked the Z, i'm coming at you from the sky
    I know I spit rowdy, but I'm not a bad guy
    Raps so fast they'll leave you all tongue tied
    Yea I know i'm great, I take the compliments in stride.
    I'm a constant, the derivative of me is zero
    The peasants think i'm a legend, a messiah, a hero
    Rulin over their asses, just call me Nero.
    Cmon Blyte, or should I just call you xevo?
    Someone record this shiz, upload it to Vevo
    Can't keep up? Of course not, i'm the one in control
    It's like you're part of Burthorpe's invasion, one of the trolls
    Oh by the way, tell your girlfriend I have her birth control
    Shay just killed this ish, now can I get a drum rollllllllllllll
    Ask Sandwich Lady for a spinach roll 'cus you won't get nothing better;
    I only just started yet the crowd's screaming I'm better;
    I tend to keep this short, as there's really not much to say;
    Against someone rapping about Runescape who's not even half my age;
    I wonder how much you've paid to get all that rep;
    As you're still stuck on tutorials at the HelloWorldApp;
    Don't worry mate, I've already claimed my victory;
    It's really not fair to rap against an MC like me;
    Tho I'm done here, gonna get back to some scripting;
    You should get out of here too, back to the kitchen.
    Previously known as; Annonymus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sin View Post
    It's the king, back from his exile
    hold up, lemme open up my stockpile
    Been a long time since I spat these bars, better make this worth my while.
    Talkin' about SRL Members, i'm one of the OG's
    Scripted my 138 combat, botted all my effigies
    Attack, Defence, Strength, the complete trilogy
    This entire rap thread is a setup, just part of my strategy
    Born royalty, just part of my pedigree
    I'm about to murder you while schoolin' you, that's first degree
    These rhymes are so cold you'd think I was Frosty.
    My runes are here somewhere, lemme heat you up
    Fire blast so hot you'd think you were Nex, calling for backup
    My outfit's on razorblades, it'll leave you all cut up
    North America's my kingdom, my next stop? Europe.
    You think you can script like me?
    You don't know the difference between a string and a byte, hell you can't even spell DEFENSE
    I write scripts you write errors, type mismatch
    You think your piss yellow name is special? Even rjj got in!
    I wrote scripts for over 15 different private servers
    I wrote a script that picks weeds, and it's high - on lines


    Everytime I open my simba all the leeches cheer
    They can't beleive the art they are about to see
    "Robert you are so awesome give me some gee pee!"
    All my scripts use pointers to look cool
    Anytime I see a pointer in your script, it's my mouse pointer fixing a *uck up


    All my scripts run 1000 milliseconds a second, 60 seconds a minute, 60 minutes an hour, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 4 weeks a month, 12 months a year, 10 years a decade, 10 decades a century, 10 century's a millennium 10 millenniums a billennium, 10 billunnuims a trillennuim, 10 trillennuims a quadrillennium, 10 quadrillennium a quintillennium
    You can't beat my skills, my lines are too high
    So go ahead and make a quitting thread, and say goodbye

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert View Post
    You think you can script like me?
    You don't know the difference between a string and a byte, hell you can't even spell DEFENSE
    I write scripts you write errors, type mismatch
    You think your piss yellow name is special? Even rjj got in!
    I wrote scripts for over 15 different private servers
    I wrote a script that picks weeds, and it's high - on lines


    Everytime I open my simba all the leeches cheer
    They can't beleive the art they are about to see
    "Robert you are so awesome give me some gee pee!"
    All my scripts use pointers to look cool
    Anytime I see a pointer in your script, it's my mouse pointer fixing a *uck up


    All my scripts run 1000 milliseconds a second, 60 seconds a minute, 60 minutes an hour, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 4 weeks a month, 12 months a year, 10 years a decade, 10 decades a century, 10 century's a millennium 10 millenniums a billennium, 10 billunnuims a trillennuim, 10 trillennuims a quadrillennium, 10 quadrillennium a quintillennium
    You can't beat my skills, my lines are too high
    So go ahead and make a quitting thread, and say goodbye
    C'mon Bobby, don't you know? Your rhymes are supposed to rhyme!
    You're just an amateur, right now i'm in my prime
    I'll wreck you in 18 bars, no need for extra time
    Snap you out of reality, I'm like the random event Mime.
    Don't let me lose you, i'm not tryna confuse you
    Lock you up in my dungeon, complexity c2
    Now that i'm here, your plans to get big? Yeah they're about to fall through.
    Your scripts are trash, not a single good review
    I doubt they even compile, but hey, no worries, I'll carry the leechers through
    I'm like Kevin Hart, who the f*ck do you think you're talking to?.
    I thought you were American, not German, going all grammar Nazi on me,
    I'm Canadian, Defence is how we spell it, i'm sure @BMWxi will agree
    Then again, I might be British, sippin' on a cup of tea,
    I've got your girlfriend right here, sippin' on some of me.
    Yeah my rhymes are dope, you know what I'm talking about right?
    Smokin' all that pot, you're always high as a kite
    You had to be to challenge me, I knew you weren't very bright
    Like I said, 18 bars, now go on, get the hell out of my sight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Annonymus View Post
    Ask Sandwich Lady for a spinach roll 'cus you won't get nothing better;
    I only just started yet the crowd's screaming I'm better;
    I tend to keep this short, as there's really not much to say;
    Against someone rapping about Runescape who's not even half my age;
    I wonder how much you've paid to get all that rep;
    As you're still stuck on tutorials at the HelloWorldApp;
    Don't worry mate, I've already claimed my victory;
    It's really not fair to rap against an MC like me;
    Tho I'm done here, gonna get back to some scripting;
    You should get out of here too, back to the kitchen.
    I could swear I was battling Blyte, who the hell is this guy?
    Talking about spinach rolls, damn right, just call me Popeye
    All up in front of a computer screen, you think you're a tough guy
    Accidentally killed Robert, and all I meant to do was drop by
    Shay's about to spit, about to hit it out of the park like a pop fly.
    Im like Bautista, part of the Jays
    I meant to keep it short, but damn this is turning into an essay
    I hit home runs, you hit foul plays, you run to first base, I run all the way,
    Hitting you with so many bars, you'd think this was Boxing Day.
    Tutorials? Hell i'm the one who writes them,
    My raps will blow you away, 1000 RPM, you're just a rock, im a god damn gem.
    You're rapping about fair, who cares about the odds?
    Your girlfriend's like my bolts, just another Broad
    The crowd's on their feet, they're about to applaud
    You'd think I just spec'd you, my claws hit a quad
    Im Kratos when he's leaving, here exists rap's war god.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sin View Post
    I'm Canadian, Defence is how we spell it, i'm sure @BMWxi will agree

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    Quote Originally Posted by BMWxi View Post
    Color or colour?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wetish View Post
    Color or colour?
    Color.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wetish View Post
    Color or colour?
    I usually use colour but since I started scripting I've found myself accidentally using color sometimes (because that's what SRL/Simba use for some reason)

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    No new challengers?

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    Bump :c

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    Meh.. I'm just going to leave these here.. Don't know if you guys watch that show but Katt Williams, Mickey Day and Affion Crocket are the best! All the stars and stuff go on it and get humiliated.







    Last edited by Brandon; 09-20-2014 at 07:38 PM.
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    Oh hey, this is gr8;
    Making an thread, full of b8;
    Well, come at me m8,
    I'm r8'd..
    8/8.

    I don't think you know, I'm the one that started this show. The lot of you blow, your raps are to slow.

    Uhh.

    Kanye West did his Kanye Best.
    But he needed a Kanye Rest.
    So he went to his Kanye Nest.
    He woke up on his Kanye Chest.
    And he was Kanye Stressed.
    Because he had a Kanye Test.
    So he went on a Kanye Quest.
    To study for his Kanye Test.
    During his Kanye Quest, he found his Kanye Crest.
    -knock, knock- He had a Kanye Guest!
    So he put on his Kanye Vest, and cleaned his Kanye Nest
    And cooked food with Kanye Zest.
    It was a ladyfriend!
    He got to feel her Kanye Breasts.
    They went to his Kanye Nest.
    He was Kanye Blessed.



    It's good to be back.

    @Sin

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    Not even gunna try, but this thread is hilarious.



    New to scripting? Procedures & Functions for Beginners
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinyl Scratch View Post
    Oh hey, this is gr8;
    Making an thread, full of b8;
    Well, come at me m8,
    I'm r8'd..
    8/8.

    I don't think you know, I'm the one that started this show. The lot of you blow, your raps are to slow.

    Uhh.

    Kanye West did his Kanye Best.
    But he needed a Kanye Rest.
    So he went to his Kanye Nest.
    He woke up on his Kanye Chest.
    And he was Kanye Stressed.
    Because he had a Kanye Test.
    So he went on a Kanye Quest.
    To study for his Kanye Test.
    During his Kanye Quest, he found his Kanye Crest.
    -knock, knock- He had a Kanye Guest!
    So he put on his Kanye Vest, and cleaned his Kanye Nest
    And cooked food with Kanye Zest.
    It was a ladyfriend!
    He got to feel her Kanye Breasts.
    They went to his Kanye Nest.
    He was Kanye Blessed.



    It's good to be back.

    @Sin
    Yeezus christ, was that supposed to be a rap?
    My rhymes are about to freeze you, you'd swear I just drank an iced capp
    These bars take no effort, it's like doing a jumping jack
    You're right, it does feel good to be back
    Grab you by the head and put more holes in your snapback.
    Competitors like you, I ain't worried 'bout a damn thing
    Spent like 2 billion for this thing on my damn brain
    Invading your girl like I was Russia and she's Ukraine
    Bodies all around me, skewered by raps - damn I knew I was insane.
    Asylum, nothing's about to save you, not even a ring made of diamond
    You'll spend your whole life looking up to me, i'm a god damn giant
    Disrespect me? Slap back you into place, don't you dare get defiant.
    We're In Pyre Need of new competitors,
    to combat this Horror from the deep, this apex predator.
    Giving a speech on top of a Clock Tower, getting em All Fired Up
    I'm done Preston, this rap game's taking a lot of my time up
    It's Summer's End, I just shi*ted on you, like in 2 Girls 1 Cup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sin View Post
    You'll spend your whole life looking up to me, i'm a god damn giant
    Disrespect me? Slap back you into place, don't you dare get defiant.
    We're In Pyre Need of new competitors,
    to combat this Horror from the deep, this apex predator.
    Giving a speech on top of a Clock Tower, getting em All Fired Up
    I'm done Preston, this rap game's taking a lot of my time up
    It's Summer's End, I just shi*ted on you, like in 2 Girls 1 Cup.
    Don't deliberate all your attention, player hate
    on a lesser being, a lesser demon
    Your a giant but I'm Vorago though,
    OVER 9000 LEVELS ABOVE YOU
    No omen in my body can save a waste of life
    Maybe if you speed up your strife
    You can outlap me in agility and be
    The one with the ability to surpass
    All expectations, but no where in Glienor
    Can you even find dirt whore
    Willing to do the crap you like
    Here's a secret before I pass the mic
    You watched two girls in one cup
    Cuz you have a fetish, what up?

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    Looks like I missed out on some fun.
    Upkeep.

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    Those raps were crazy lmfao

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