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    Default Taric's Script Requester

    YOU! Yes you! Do you happen to leave incredibly stupid script requests? AWESOME! Ima turn those worthless ideas into something a little more tolerable!

    Simba Code:
    program TaricScriptRequester;

    {$I SRL-6/srl.simba}
    {$I srl-6/lib/misc/srlplayerform.simba}

    {-----FILL THIS OUT YA LAZY FACK-----}

    Const
    Name := 'Your name here.';
    scriptAction := 'makes a script request';
    scriptDetail := 'sexily makes a script request';
    scripterName := 'The name of the person asking for script requests.';

    {-----STOP FILLING THIS OUT YA LAZY FACK-----}

    procedure theRequest();
    begin
      write(scripterName);

      case random(10) of
        0:writeLn(' sama senpai... ');
        1:writeLn(', my love... ');
        2:writeLn(' the Great and Powerful... ');
        3:writeLn(' the Booty Botherer... ');
        4:writeLn(' the Rage Enducer... ');
        5:writeLn(' Hunky McDads-a-lot... ');
        6:writeLn(' the Mighty Log Wielder... ');
        7:writeLn(' the Man with a Plan... ');
        8:writeLn(', my robust mongoloid... ');
        9:writeLn(' the true SRL Jesus... ');
      end;

      write('I am in need of a script that ' + scriptAction);

      case random(5) of
        0:write(' with the most percise of clicks. ');
        1:write(' as sexily as possible. ');
        2:write(' and is fueled by the tears of a homeless orphan. ');
        3:write(' and brings me cake every second thursday of the fifth year after leap year... SO IT NEVER BRINGS ME CAKE. ');
        4:write(' .');
      end;

      writeLn('If I were to go into more detail, I would say that this script ' + scriptDetail);

      case random(10) of
        0:writeLn('I am, Sir, your most humble and obedient servant, ');
        1:writeLn('May the gods not smite you, ');
        2:writeLn('This message will  self destruct in 10 seconds, ');
        3:writeLn('I had better get off the toilet now, ');
        4:writeLn('The one with all the weapons, if ya know what I meaaaaan, ');
        5:writeLn('I bow to your superiority, ');
        6:writeLn('pretend that I printed this onto a piece of paper, folded this up and past it to you under your desk, ');
        7:writeLn('I would sacrafice my unborn child to the Flying Sphagetti Monster for you, ');
        8:writeLn('Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, ');
        9:writeLn('I like Hentai, ');
      end;

      writeLn(Name);
    end;

    begin
      clearDebug();
      theRequest();
    end.

    Example Text:
    The Mayor the Great and Powerful...
    I am in need of a script that chops wood with the most percise of clicks. If I were to go into more detail, I would say that this script chops wood in the lumbridge cata-woods.
    May the gods not smite you,
    Taric

    Now no one has an excuse to make 1-2 word posts in script request threads. TARIC OUT!

    Stay Sexy
    Last edited by Taric; 04-24-2015 at 02:30 AM.



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    tl;dr vorago script plz
    edit: ugh fine...
    Last edited by acow; 04-24-2015 at 03:12 AM.

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    rj, my robust mongoloid...
    I am in need of a script that mines tin as sexily as possible. If I were to go into more detail, I would say that this script mines tin in rimmy
    I had better get off the toilet now,
    rj

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    renzanity the Great and Powerful...
    I am in need of a script that eats pie like a fly with the most percise of clicks. If I were to go into more detail, I would say that this script eats pie infront of a bank or walks around while getting fat and rich
    I would sacrafice my unborn child to the Flying Sphagetti Monster for you,
    renzanity
    EDIT: I'm going to use this on some requests already posted on the RS3 Script Request forum.

    Transformed request no.1:
    (Enter Awesome Scripter name here) the Booty Botherer...
    I am in need of a script that soft clay runner at GE as sexily as possible. If I were to go into more detail, I would say that this script runs clay to fountain at middle of GE then repeat, or any close location.
    I would sacrafice my unborn child to the Flying Sphagetti Monster for you,
    Miningboy11
    Transformed request no.2:
    (Enter Awesome Scripter name here) sama senpai...
    I am in need of a script that grabs Wine of Zamorak and banks and brings me cake every second thursday of the fifth year after leap year... SO IT NEVER BRINGS ME CAKE. If I were to go into more detail, I would say that this script that would grab the wine of zamorak and bank after a full inv and run bank and repeat(preferably in color).
    I am, Sir, your most humble and obedient servant,
    Alvrezno501
    I'm having too much fun now. v.v -Stahps-

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    Quote Originally Posted by No Lifer View Post
    tl;dr vorago script plz

    I'll just go ahead and get 2 twerk then...

    Quote Originally Posted by rj View Post
    rj, my robust mongoloid...
    I am in need of a script that mines tin as sexily as possible. If I were to go into more detail, I would say that this script mines tin in rimmy
    I had better get off the toilet now,
    rj
    You've always been my robust mongoloid, RJ <3

    Quote Originally Posted by renzanity View Post
    EDIT: I'm going to use this on some requests already posted on the RS3 Script Request forum.
    Bby pls do. Let's spread this script faster than chlamydia in an elderly home!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Taric View Post

    I'll just go ahead and get 2 twerk then...



    You've always been my robust mongoloid, RJ <3



    Bby pls do. Let's spread this script faster than chlamydia in an elderly home!
    gj posting post edit n00b
    edit: I'll be here patiently waiting 4 tarictwerking.gif
    Last edited by acow; 04-24-2015 at 03:22 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taric View Post
    Bby pls do. Let's spread this script faster than chlamydia in an elderly home!
    Already done, bicboi~ Just edited my post so that this thread don't turn into a chatbox. :v And I only transformed the top 2 awkward requests I could find.

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    LMAO. Brings a nice change to the script requests section

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    Taric Hunky McDads-a-lot...
    I am in need of a script that makes RL bank moniez .If I were to go into more detail, I would say that this script makes me rich IRL with literal metric shit-tons of RL bank monies
    I would sacrafice my unborn child to the Flying Sphagetti Monster for you,
    Incurable
    Brilliant.



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    This is sexy and excites me.

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    Ran the script and it deleted my system32 folder, instructions not clear enough. 8/10
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    it made my house on fire 9/10

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    can you make an autotyper for rs3 since mine stopped working as of yesterday, the auto typer/spammer thread. Thank you for help

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    Quote Originally Posted by skypers2007 View Post
    can you make an autotyper for rs3 since mine stopped working as of yesterday, the auto typer/spammer thread. Thank you for help
    We have a dedicated category for script requests (link below):

    https://villavu.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=94

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