Welcome to Big Dennis Lazy Bandos 24/7 guide!
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Q: So, are you bored and want to get that mini bandos pet?
A: yep.
Q: Are you that person who is lazy and is not willing to go do anything in the game and just stand there all day arround?
A: yep.
Gues whos lucky day it is!
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Table of Contents:
- Introduction.
- Requirements.
- Gear setup.
- Inventory.
- Getting inside the room.
- The Goblins.
- The Shrek.
- The Fight.
- The Loot.
- Author's Notes.
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Intoduction.
Hello Lazy members of SRL, Welcome to this Big Dennis Lazy guide.
I will be explaining how to kill bandos the lazy way and staying there as long as possible. Lets take a look shall we?
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Requirements.
For this boss we are going to have a few requirements, all of them are high level.
- Atleast 90+ in Attack, Strength, Defence and Constitution.
- 96+ Summoning is a must have.
- 97+ Herblore AND priffdinas unlocked for Holy Overloads.
- 95+ Prayer and Curses unlocked.
- Atleast 200.000gp instance fee.(people are sometimes lazy enough to not take this with them)
Pretty simple right? NEXT!
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Gear Setup.
It is simple:
- Full Malevolent armour.
- Drygores.
- TokHaar-Kal-Ket, Skillcape, Maxcape or Completionist cape.*
- Razorback gloves, torva gloves, barrows gloves or bandos gloves.*
- Emberkeen boots, Torva boots, bandos boots or steadfast boots.*
- Amulet of souls or a Blood necklace.*
- Asylum surgeon's ring, Sixth-Age circuit, Ring of vigour, Leviathan ring, Ring of wealth or Ring of death.*
- Any scrimshaw you like or Scrimshaw of vampyrism.(Holy wrench is also very good)
*Pick any.
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Inventory.
The tricky part of staying forever is the inventory.
While in the bandos room you use a little bit of supplies. Holy overloads, super restores and some sharks are consumed. The general and the goblins sometimes drop some super restores and sharks, you want to have atleast 5 sharks and 5 FULL super restores at all times.
Your inventory should contain:
- 5 holy overloads.
- 8 sharks.
- 5 super restores.
- 1000E+32 winter storage scrolls.
- runes for high-alchemy.
- optional springcleaner.
- Shard of zaros or a bandos item.(winter-scroll them later)
Your Packjak should contain:
- A few super restores.(5-6)
- 5 Packjak pouches.
- Sharks
If you like to take an "Emergency teleport" with you then take it.
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Getting inside the room:
Getting inside the room is easy. Use trollheim or gwd teleport and go inside the God wars dungeon. When inside go to the Bandos camp and start causing mayham to the little monsters inside untill you have 40KC to get inside of the Bandos room.
Just knock on the door to get in, when inside rightclick on the main room door and press the start/join instance button.
The instance interface is fairly simple, you set the spawn option to fastest, the ammount of players to 1 and PRACTICE MODE + HARDMODE OFF!!
Then press start and pay a fee of 200.000gp.
Turn on Soulsplit and turmoil and go through the main door.
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The Goblins
These ugly goblins are like mosquitoes, they attack you a little bit and damage you but after the Shrek is dead you just steal their blood and build up adrenaline.
The Shrek
The Shrek is the goblin boss, you want to kill him as quick as possible because, well he is the main target. He attacks with range and melee which can scratch(2000-4500) you a little bit.
To kill him fast you have to use slaughter then move him a bit, assault and destroy him afterwards. THIS SHOULD KILL HIM!
The Fight
The fight is fine, it is not hard.
First time entering the room you want to activate soulsplit, turmoil and you want to drink a holy overload.
Start smacking Shrek and kill him as fast as possible. Then kill the goblins.
After the first kill you should have full adrenaline (or close) and start looting. Loot all stackable items, high-alchemy the rune items, winter-scroll the good drops and ourgh-bones. BE FAST BECAUSE THE BOSS SPAWNS FAST!
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The Loot
Loot table here:
Common:
- Rune Longsword
- Rune platebody
- Adamantite ore 15-20(Noted)
- Coal 115-120(Noted)
- 19.902gp - 21.000gp
- Snapdragon seed
Uncommon:
- Rune 2h sword
- Rune pickaxe
- Runite ore 2 (Noted)
- Magic logs 15-20 (Noted)
- Super restore (4) 3 (NOT NOTED)
- Grimy snapdragon 3 (Noted)
Rare:
- Bandos chestplate
- Bandos tassets
- Bandos boots
- Bandos gloves
- Bandos warshield
- Bandos helmet
- Godsword shards
- Bandos hilt
- Cluescroll (hard)
- Starved ancient effigy
- Sacrifice, Devotion and transfigure abilities
- Cluescroll (elite)
Very rare:
- Decaying tooth (general awwdor)
Other drops:
- Warpriest set
- Rare drop table
- Charms:
- 18-20% Gold
- 13-15% Green
- 14-15% Crimson
- 09-11% Blue
- Ourg bones
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Author's notes
Thank you for reading this guide! My goal was to show the people how lazy and easy the game can be and I wanted to train my English.(if typo's please correct me)
BIG THANKS TO @Chris! for his ultimate guide to making a suberb guide! (
https://villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=94074)
More guides will follow soon!