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    The Forgotten Story of the Retarded Fish-Squirrel

    Come now children, gather around,
    let's opens our minds, and eat something round,
    you'd better be good, don't get a referral,
    it's now time, for the forgotten stories of the retarded fish-squirrel!





    It was a normal day in the streets of Auscwuz,
    but, alas, that's not the the fish-squirrel was!
    He jumps all around, making much racket.
    Through all of this, wearing a tye-dye jacket.

    OOOOOWAHOOO A TYE-DYE JACKET

    He was hoppin' around, with a jump and a skip.
    He fell off a cliff, and did a backflip
    He got back up, and tripped on a stair.
    On his way down, he ripped off Kyle's backhair

    OOOOOWAHOOO KYLE'S BACKHAIR

    He came home safe, gave his mother a hug.
    Then out from the corner came the giant moose-pug!
    He and his mother hid under a jug.
    Just as snug as 2 bugs in a rug.

    OOOOOWAHOOO TWO BUGS IN A RUG

    It turns out that the moose-pug wanted to play.
    The moose-pug thinks, "You just ruined my whole day!"
    The moose-pug jump in the air, squished both of thier heads.
    And now the fish-squirrel and his mother, are dead.

    Dead...
    Dead.....
    Dead.......
    Dead.........

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    I should be able to write more, but I've only got about 45 minutes left for today, and I'm out for 2 weeks, so Hold tight, I posted today to build suspense.


    Sneak Peak:

    The Restarded Fish-Squirrel has a retarded cousin

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    Lol, thats awsome

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    Nice, I want to see more.


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    man that owns nice, wheres volume II?
    I'm new here but not that new to cheating, about to write my first script after a bit more TUT reading *excited*

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    I'm back from my break. Vol. II is being written right now. I'm glad you all liked it!

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    Default Vol. II!!!!

    Here goes....


    Children, children, gather and be quiet.
    Timmy, timeout, for causing such a riot.
    I'll now tell you a story, to calm you down
    and to turn that frown, upside down.


    This my little children, is the story of the Squirrel-Yak
    Do you remember the Fish-Squirrel? Think way back.
    This is his Dad's Brother's Son, The Retarded Squirrel-Yak



    Agh, I'll Edit this later today, I don't feel like writing...

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    OOOOOWAHOOO, that was pretty ace.

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