Why don't we have this?

**Wanted** · 06-11-2007, 10:53 PM

...

SCAR Code:

procedure MakeMeASandwich(Meat, Lettuce, Tomato: Boolean; Layers: Integer);
begin
  WriteLn('');
  WriteLn('               OMFG MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN SANDWICH YOU LAZY BUM!');
  Wait(1000 + random(5000));
  WriteLn('                                         ALRIGHT FINE, DAMN...');
  Wait(1000);
  WriteLn('');
  if (Layers <= 0) then
  begin
    WriteLn('WTF NO LAYERS?');
    Exit;
  end;
  x := 1;
  while (x <= Layers) do
  begin
    x := x + 1;
    Wait(100);
    WriteLn('                  _________________________________');
    WriteLn('                 [_________________________________]');
    Wait(100);
    if (Tomato) then
    begin
      WriteLn('                    {////} {////} {////} {////} ');
      Wait(100);
    end;
    if (Lettuce) then
    begin
      Writeln('                    ----------------------------');
      Wait(100);
    end;
    if (Meat) then
    begin
      WriteLn('                   [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]');
      Wait(100);
    end;
  end;
  Wait(100);
  WriteLn('                  _________________________________');
  WriteLn('                 [_________________________________]');
  WriteLn('');
  WriteLn('There''s your crappy Sandwich Lazy Ass....');
  WriteLn('');
end;

**bullzeye95** · 06-11-2007, 11:04 PM

OMG DAT R DA LEETZORZ OMG OMG
/masturbate

**Bobarkinator** · 06-11-2007, 11:06 PM

Looks like we do now :P

SCAR Code:

OMFG MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN SANDWHICH YOU LAZY BUM!
                                         ALRIGHT FINE, DAMN...

                  _________________________________
                 [_________________________________]
                    {////} {////} {////} {////}
                    ----------------------------
                   [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
                  _________________________________
                 [_________________________________]
                    {////} {////} {////} {////}
                    ----------------------------
                   [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
                  _________________________________
                 [_________________________________]
                    {////} {////} {////} {////}
                    ----------------------------
                   [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
                  _________________________________
                 [_________________________________]
                    {////} {////} {////} {////}
                    ----------------------------
                   [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
                  _________________________________
                 [_________________________________]

There's your crappy Sandwhich Lazy Ass....

**Wanted** · 06-11-2007, 11:10 PM

It just occurred to me that I misspelled sandwhich...

Edit: Fixed, Ok recopy this into SRL/SRL.scar.

**R0b0t1** · 06-12-2007, 11:55 PM

Erm. I like sandwiches, but I never thought I could get a very ornery computer to make a sandwich.

**~alex~** · 06-13-2007, 08:37 AM

Looks like someone has too much time on their hands :P

**The Claw** · 06-13-2007, 10:43 AM

IT CAN MAKE A SANDWICH BUT IT CANT MAKE A CUP OF COFFEE!??!

lol

**Abyssal** · 06-13-2007, 01:18 PM

SCAR Code:

procedure Coffee;
begin
  Writeln('Freshen your drink, govna?');
  Writeln('    ____________________');
  Writeln(' /\ \                  /');
  Writeln(' | \/                  \');
  Writeln('/  /     COFFEE         \');
  Writeln('|  |                    |');
  Writeln('\__|                    |');
  Writeln('   |____________________|');
end;

YOUR JUST JEALOUS!

SCAR Code:

Freshen your drink, govna?
    ____________________
 /\ \                  /
 | \/                  \
/  /     COFFEE         \
|  |                    |
\__|                    |
   |____________________|

**Markus** · 06-13-2007, 01:33 PM

SCAR Code:

procedure Baguette;
begin
  writeln(' _______________________________________'):
  writeln('/                                       \');
  writeln('|                                        |');
  writeln('\______________________________________ /');
end;

Lol, now we only need a pie

**nielsie95** · 06-13-2007, 02:37 PM

Code:

    ________
   /             \
 /                 \
|                  |
|                  |
 \                 /
   \________/
         | |
         | |
         | |
         | |
         | |

Lolly anyone?

Sorry for my bad drawing art.

**Markus** · 06-13-2007, 02:47 PM

A tree magically spawned in your debug box:

SCAR Code:

procedure Tree;
begin
writeln('                 000000000                    ');
writeln('             0000000000000000                ');
writeln('           000000000000000000000             ');
writeln('         0000000000000000000000000           ');
writeln('        00000000000000000000000000          ');
writeln('        00000000000000000000000000          ');
writeln('         000000000000000000000000           ');
writeln('           00000000000000000000             ');
writeln('              00000000000000                ');
writeln('              _   000000  //                ');
writeln('              \\  ###### / \                ');
writeln('               \\ ######//\ \               ');
writeln('                \\######/ 0000              ');
writeln('                 \######   00               ');
writeln('                  ######                    ');
writeln('                  ######                    ');
writeln('                  ######                    ');
writeln('                  ######                    ');
writeln('                  ######                    ');
end;

Lol, we should make a Debug Box Role Playing Game

"Suddenly, a sandwhich appears! The sandwhich and the tree attack you! What are you going to do?"

**n3ss3s** · 06-13-2007, 06:39 PM

Lol, gangfight - The gang of a sandwich who has a bad status and nothing to lose and a willow , famous of his fast knife hand VS. the gang of a ApplePie who murdered his relatives and an iPod which plays only bad music! :O

**Wanted** · 06-13-2007, 07:17 PM

That's an awesome idea, we could make a game for SCAR but instead of using a form we could us ASCII to make word art with the debug box...

Lol Imagine this,

Super Mario Bros ASCII - SCAR Edition.

Anyone want to help? Lol I'll make it... seriously.

Edit: Lol, there's a procedure in SCAR divi which allows you to delete certain debug lines and also we theres one to resize the debug box

**R0b0t1** · 06-14-2007, 12:48 AM

Oooh. That might be a good idea. But every key stroke you would have to update the debug.

Might cause lag. And scripting problems.

**lolpie** · 06-14-2007, 02:18 AM

What about the X-rated type of sandwich?

YOO FALE

**Dunceiam** · 06-14-2007, 04:14 AM

Code:

______________
/ ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\        /\  /\  /\
\ ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/        || ||  ||
 |;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|        || || ||
 |;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|        || || ||
 |;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|        || || ||
 |;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|        \ || |  /
 |;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|         |    |
 |;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|          |    |
                                        |    |
                                        |    |
                                        /     \
                                       |       |
                                        \ __ /

Mmmm...toast and a fork...

Yummy...
-Dunceiam

Edit--that fork don't like me. Either that or parts of it are attracted to the "hot" toast.

**Smartzkid** · 06-14-2007, 04:25 AM

SCAR Code:

_________________________
/ ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\        /\  /\  /\
\ ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/        ||  ||  ||
 |;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|         || || ||
 |;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|         || || ||
 |;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|         || || ||
 |;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|         \| || |/
 |;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|          |    |
 |;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|          |    |
                                     |    |
                                     |    |
                                     /     \
                                    |       |
                                     \ __ /

**Markus** · 06-14-2007, 09:57 AM

Super Mario ASCII edition, love the idea.
Let's make it

Moving goomba

SCAR Code:

program Goomba;
var spaces : string;
begin
cleardebug;
spaces := '';
repeat
repeat
cleardebug;
writeln(spaces + '        ***');
writeln(spaces + '       *****');
writeln(spaces + '      **\*/**');
writeln(spaces + '       |___| ');
writeln(spaces + '       /   \');
spaces := spaces + ' ';
addtoreport('goomba 1');
wait(500);
cleardebug;
spaces := spaces + ' ';
writeln(spaces + '        ***');
writeln(spaces + '       *****');
writeln(spaces + '      **\*/**');
writeln(spaces + '       |___| ');
writeln(spaces + '       \   /');
spaces := spaces + ' ';
addtoreport('goomba 2');
wait(500);
until(length(spaces) > 20);
repeat
cleardebug;
writeln(spaces + '        ***');
writeln(spaces + '       *****');
writeln(spaces + '      **\*/**');
writeln(spaces + '       |___| ');
writeln(spaces + '       /   \');
addtoreport('goomba 1');
wait(500);
cleardebug;
Delete(spaces, 1, 1);
writeln(spaces + '        ***');
writeln(spaces + '       *****');
writeln(spaces + '      **\*/**');
writeln(spaces + '       |___| ');
writeln(spaces + '       \   /');
Delete(spaces, 1, 1);
addtoreport('goomba 2');
wait(500);
until(length(spaces) < 10);
until(false);
end.

I tried doing the legs with DeleteDebugLine but it is giving me weird acces violations :s

If we make this game, let's make it for scar 1.01, now downloadable from freddys site

Mario:

SCAR Code:

procedure Mario;
begin
writeln('    ###  ');
writeln('   # M # ');
writeln('  ##########');
writeln('   |  o_|');
writeln('   |____|')
writeln('   //  \\');
end;

**Wanted** · 06-14-2007, 05:16 PM

Lol this script is going to be thousands of lines of code mainly just Writeln's, Wait's, and if(KeyDown....

**Secet** · 06-14-2007, 06:27 PM

.......................,-~*`lllllllllllllllllllllllllll¯`*-,....................................
..................,-~*llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll*-,..................................
...............,-*lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllll.\.................................
.............;*`lllllllllllllllllllllllllll,-~*~-,llllllllllllllllllll\............................ ....
..............\lllllllllllllllllllllllllll/.........\;;;;llllllllllll,-`~-,...........................
...............\lllllllllllllllllllll,-*...........`~-~-,...(.(¯`*,`,..........................
................\llllllllllll,-~*.....................)_-\..*`*;..)..........................
.................\,-*`¯,*`)............,-~*`~................/.....................
..................|/.../.../~,......-~*,-~*`;................/.\..................
................./.../.../.../..,-,..*~,.`*~*................*...\.................
................|.../.../.../.*`...\...........................)....)¯`~,..... .............
................|./.../..../.......)......,.)`*~-,............/....|..)...`~-,.............
..............././.../...,*`-,.....`-,...*`....,---......\..../...../..|.........¯```*~-,,,,
...............(..........)`*~-,....`*`.,-~*.,-*......|.../..../.../............\........
................*-,.......`*-,...`~,..``.,,,-*..........|.,*...,*...|..............\........
...................*,.........`-,...)-,..............,-*`...,-*....(`-,............\.......
......................f`-,.........`-,/...*-,___,,-~*....,-*......|...`-,..........\........

**lolpie** · 06-14-2007, 07:12 PM

FOOLS. MWAHAHHA

**Dunceiam** · 06-14-2007, 07:16 PM

http://www.studiolo.org/Mona/images/ASCII-Mona.gif

Whoever made it got too much time on their hands though...

-Dunceiam

**Markus** · 06-15-2007, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by Icefire908

Lol this script is going to be thousands of lines of code mainly just Writeln's, Wait's, and if(KeyDown....

Not necessary, if we just write a few high level functions like Scrollmap and DrawObject it is easy to do.
I think most stuff is the ascii art itself.

**GoF** · 06-15-2007, 12:22 PM

Wow, the most useful thread in this whole site?

**lolpie** · 06-15-2007, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by GoF

Wow, the most useful thread in this whole site?

Definately. All the leet scripts use advanced pixel finding techniques via ASCII drawn Mona Lisas. Duh

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