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    Default Help the NOOB database- dynmaic sig

    I have put together a site that can dynamically create a signature based
    on the database.
    http://noobpoints.tehintar.net/noobadmin.php is the link to the data base
    http://noobpoints.tehintar.net/noobstats.php is the link to the sig
    [h](these sites have moved to heres server, it is complete)[/h]


    I need your help! as listed http://www.villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5265

    Too many sits ups (currently unavaliable) has listed the noob criteria.
    SCAR Code:
    case 0:
                $noob_reasoning='error';
                break;
            case 1:
                $noob_reasoning='Not Searching';
                break;
            case 2:
                $noob_reasoning='Double Posting';
                break;
            case 3:
                $noob_reasoning='Wrong Forum Post';
                break;
            case 4:
                $noob_reasoning='Thread/ Off Topic Post';
                break;
            case 5:
                $noob_reasoning='Useless Post';
                break;
            case 6:
                $noob_reasoning='Immaturity';
                break;
            case 7:
                $noob_reasoning='Leet Speak';
                break;
            case 8:
                $noob_reasoning='Spelling and Grammar';
                break;
            case 9:
                $noob_reasoning='Leeching';
                break;
            case 10:
                $noob_reasoning='Complaining/Demanding';
                break;
            case 11:
                $noob_reasoning='Bad Member App';
                break;
            case 12:
                $noob_reasoning='Arogant New Member';
                break;
    Those are the possible violations. Each one needs to be assigned a specific number of noob points to go along with it. (1-10) Read This tutorial and help me decide.

    Oh, sig links for ya










    Edit: yay! its working
    NOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOB
    Current violations include
    1. Useless Post for
    2. Wrong Forum Post for
    3. Bad Member App for
    4. Double Posting for
    5. Arrogant New Member for
    6. Not Searching for
    7. Not Searching for
    8. Double Posting for
    9. Bad Member App for
    10. Not Searching for
    11. Thread/ Off Topic Post for
    12. Complaining/Demanding for
    13. Double Posting for
    14. Useless Post for
    15. Immaturity for
    16. Not Searching for
    17. Double Posting for
    18. Not Searching for
    19. Useless Post for
    20. Not Searching for
    21. Not Searching for
    22. Useless Post for
    23. Not Searching for
    24. Useless Post for
    25. Double Posting for
    26. Bad Member App for
    27. Wrong Forum Post for
    28. Spelling and Grammar for
    29. Leeching for
    30. Not Searching for
    This brings you to a new total of (69) Noob Points!

    For more information on This please go Here.
    For more information on Noobs please go Here.

    NOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOB



    i added on a search pane.

    got a qwestion 4 ya.
    should i add on a way to track where the offence occured? like, a place to store the link of the thread?

    pros
    1. Provides real evidence to viloation
    2. Makes it look more legit, and not random people throwing tangents
    3. allows admins to re evaluate noobs
    cons
    1. take more time to fill out form,
    2. takes more space to store the information
    3. take more time for me to code it all
    4. may give rise to complaints about noob points.
    5. may make noob points too humiliating (if, once they are not a noob, people can still easily locate their stupid posts)
    [IMG]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2120/2052732965_348f3629d0_o.jpg[/IMG]

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    I think the three most serious are complaining/demanding, arrogant new member, and not searching. I think these should be three noob points.

    I think a bad member app, leeching, and immaturity/flaming for no reason are the second most serious and, therefore, should be awarded two points a pop.

    The rest can probably all go with one point each, as they are very common and most likely are honest mistakes.

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    Hello everybody. My last serious post. For about a month.

    Once everything is set up, I'll migrate everything over to my server. Thanks again, LordGreg.
    I guess the holidays are over - no sig for now.

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    http://noobpoints.tehintar.net/noobadmin.php

    the site has been moved.

    Thank you here for hosting and posting.
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    1 n33dz0r wfr33 g33p33+z pla3z m8!
    Jk/Jk...

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    Quote Originally Posted by n3ss3s View Post
    1 n33dz0r wfr33 g33p33+z pla3z m8!
    Jk/Jk...
    I apreciate your enthusiasm, but please, lets keep that for TooManySitUps post.
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    Can I have honorary noob status? PL0X?
    Hey lady, I need a yank! Ha ha, dislocation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lolpie View Post
    Can I have honorary noob status? PL0X?
    For right now, ill submit you to the table.

    After testing time is up though, this will be serious business, used to humilate, keep track of, and hopefully cut down on noobs.
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    case 0:
    $noob_reasoning='error';//1
    break;
    case 1:
    $noob_reasoning='Not Searching';//3
    break;
    case 2:
    $noob_reasoning='Double Posting';//2-Triple posting 3
    break;
    case 3:
    $noob_reasoning='Wrong Forum Post';//2
    break;
    case 4:
    $noob_reasoning='Thread/ Off Topic Post';//1
    break;
    case 5:
    $noob_reasoning='Useless Post';//1
    break;
    case 6:
    $noob_reasoning='Immaturity';//3
    break;
    case 7:
    $noob_reasoning='Leet Speak';//2
    break;
    case 8:
    $noob_reasoning='Spelling and Grammar';//1
    break;
    case 9:
    $noob_reasoning='Leeching';//1
    break;
    case 10:
    $noob_reasoning='Complaining/Demanding';//3
    break;
    case 11:
    $noob_reasoning='Bad Member App';//5
    break;
    case 12:
    $noob_reasoning='Arogant New Member';//2
    break;


    My $.02

    ~RAM


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    Oh yes, we forgot. If you want to pass them out RAM_RUNE, I think LordGreg could arrange that.

    Also, to Smartz again, the hacker was stupid enough to leave my logs intact. I now have his IP too.

    For now, I'm going to be DDOSing XXXXXXX If anyone else wants to join me, feel free. These guys are absolute script kiddies.
    I guess the holidays are over - no sig for now.

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    Siggifying. I'll be sure to report t3n nubz. NICE!

    EDIT: Hackers? I'll help DDoS if you give me instructions

    i r t3h skript kiddi3

    EDIT2: How do you DDoS with one computer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bullzeye95 View Post
    Siggifying. I'll be sure to report t3n nubz. NICE!

    EDIT: Hackers? I'll help DDoS if you give me instructions

    i r t3h skript kiddi3

    EDIT2: How do you DDoS with one computer?
    Obtain a zombie-net. Or I can just DoS.
    I guess the holidays are over - no sig for now.

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    Yeah... I have no clue how to do that

    I'll stick with giving noob points then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RAM_RUNE View Post
    My $.02

    ~RAM
    Thank you ram, i have adjusted acordingly. (most of what i already had was identica)l, and a +-1 to anything diferent.
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    I was sure that Here would eventually make something like this
    [CENTER][img]http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54486/113/4539C8FAAF3EAB109A3CC1811EF0941B.png[/img][/CENTER]
    [CENTER][BANANA]TSN ~ Vacation! ~ says :I Love Santy[/BANANA][/CENTER]

    [CENTER][BANANA]Raymond - Oh rilie? says :Your smart[/BANANA][/CENTER]

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    Quote Originally Posted by SantaClause View Post
    I was sure that Here would eventually make something like this
    ahem...
    yeah... no offence to here, but this is all my work. I didnt have the noob points idea, but the php database and the sigs and stuff. Yeah.

    I just dont want all the hours i spent on this to look like it wasnt me. This is my second php script, and i am beging to become proud of it
    (there are still lots of changes that need to be made, like getting here to stop droping my tables...)
    EDIT:
    You, Here,, have been reported for being a NOOB.
    Your
    Current violations include
    1. Messing up my table!!! for
    This brings you to a new total of (2) Noob Points!

    lol, so she changed my table from 'sumbmiter' to 'submitter' lol, and that messed everyhting up. I paniced (found 4 more securty holes) only to realize it was her.

    remeber a LONG while back, mabey my second post.. i said i have good spelling percision, but not accuracy. Yeah, thats why I can code...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SantaClause View Post
    I was sure that Here would eventually make something like this
    Correction. As LordGreg stated above, this is ALL his work.

    Soreab birthed the idea, RAM_RUNE looked my way, I started it, and LordGreg put it into effect.
    I guess the holidays are over - no sig for now.

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    It's Boreas not Soreab...and yes, yes I just misunderstood.

    Quote Originally Posted by Here
    Hello everybody. My last serious post. For about a month.

    Once everything is set up, I'll migrate everything over to my server. Thanks again, LordGreg.
    That comment kind of misled me.
    [CENTER][img]http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54486/113/4539C8FAAF3EAB109A3CC1811EF0941B.png[/img][/CENTER]
    [CENTER][BANANA]TSN ~ Vacation! ~ says :I Love Santy[/BANANA][/CENTER]

    [CENTER][BANANA]Raymond - Oh rilie? says :Your smart[/BANANA][/CENTER]

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    Nope, it's soreab, according to him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SantaClause View Post
    I was sure that Here would eventually make something like this
    Quote Originally Posted by SantaClause View Post
    It's Boreas not Soreab...and yes, yes I just misunderstood.
    Actualy, i dont think Boreas has anythiung to do with this. we asked for him, but he said his evil twin brother was away atm.

    We are cureeently trying to get ahold of toomanysitups, aka soreabs asap



    until then, here is working on making a better backgorund for the sig, so you dont have to have a stupid greg one.
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    Right, now I'm very confused...is there really someone called Soreab A.K.A Boreas' brother? Also, TooManySitups has a 'How To Be A Noob Tutorial' but other than that, why do you need to get a hold of him?

    Also, Here looks like she's going to surpass Boreas in posts considering her longevity and post count.
    [CENTER][img]http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54486/113/4539C8FAAF3EAB109A3CC1811EF0941B.png[/img][/CENTER]
    [CENTER][BANANA]TSN ~ Vacation! ~ says :I Love Santy[/BANANA][/CENTER]

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    Quote Originally Posted by lordgreggreg View Post
    then, here is working on making a better backgorund for the sig, so you dont have to have a stupid greg one.
    See? Even LordGreg knows it's stupid.
    I guess the holidays are over - no sig for now.

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    SHUT UP!! lol, im keep ing it.. :P

    but yeah, it def needs to be changed..

    and santa.. read toomanysitups little tut. and then read the posts about it. it will all make seince to you
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    I'm not on there yet

    SHAME ON YOU
    Hey lady, I need a yank! Ha ha, dislocation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lolpie View Post
    I'm not on there yet

    SHAME ON YOU
    NOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOB
    You, Lolpie, have been reported for being a NOOB.
    Your
    Current violations include
    1. Complaining/Demanding for
    This brings you to a new total of (3) Noob Points!

    For more information on Lolpie please go Here.
    For more information on Noobs please go Here.

    NOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOB
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