heres the link
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
heres the link
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Me:
sup G
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Are you trying to say you don't have time for me?
God:
No I am not trying to say me do not have time for you. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
Ok, good, I don't want us to get off on the wrong foot
God:
Thanks for the compliment. What does want? Yikes!
Me:
man, u need to brush up on your english, "what does want" isnt very good.
God:
Cool, man. I might if I had more time.
Me:
I feel ya brother, now look, ive got some repenting to do
God:
What is that feeling like? Why are you ya brother now look you have got some repenting to do.
Me:
yeah, i know...
God:
This was not a yes or no question. How do you know it?
Me:
sorry, il get back on topic, i , i kissed a girl...
God:
There is no need to apologize. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ya brother now look you have got some repenting to do.
Me:
no , i didn't kiss my brother, lets talk about my girl
God:
What are we talking about? Why didn't you do it?
Me:
i did do it.. is that ok?
God:
When? Do you mean "It"?. OK. Signs point to yes. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
enough said :P
God:
OK let's stop it now.
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lol @ lord the AI confuser! Got to admit though, its pretty impressive.
you can make your own robot free here
http://robotcamp.ailegacy.org/account/login
ps: VERY funny conversation
If only we could port it to SCAR
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Interested in C# and Electrical Engineering? This might interest you.
... Didnt make much sence...Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Sup
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
Ok
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. That's alright.
Me:
yup
God:
Hey.
Me:
Hey?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Decided to have a little fun and push it to the limit.
Note* I would never talk to the real god in that way don't get me twisted.*Code:Me: Yo homie Yo God: I've lost the context, home boi. Are we still on stfu? Me: Na man God: What are we talking about now? Thanks for telling me your gender, home boi. You are a " he". Me: yezir God: Let us change the subject. Me: good, well i smoked dis blunt rite and dat shit had me high den a mudafucka God: Thanks for the compliment. Well that's okay. How was it? Me: wasnt a compliment, but that shit was dope God: Is this a "yes or no" question? Me: no damn God: Are you serious? What's wrong. Me: nuttin God: Please tell me the correct answer. Me: just told u God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: cant wear man, unless you a bitch? God: You do not speak with respect. I often wonder if it can. Me: try God: I don't have time right now. Me: too damn bad God: Too what? Me: bad ho God: What makes ho bad? Me: how much they charge God: More than a little, less than a lot. Me: too damn much PERIOD God: Too what? Me: bad God: What was bad? Me: the price God: Who told you that? Me: the fucken ho God: Who told you that? Me: the hoe man God: Tell me more. Me: na man God: What would you rather talk about? Thanks for telling me your gender, home boi. You are a " he". Me: yezir i explained dat earlier God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: then dont ask God: Why not? Me: cuz you dont care God: That makes sense to me. I care less than I should. Me: -.- God: That makes sense to me. I care less than I should. Me: -.- God: That makes sense to me. I care less than I should. Me: stfu God: Are we still talking about yezir you explained dat earlier? Me: na fo get dat shid God: What is the subject? What's your favorite movie? Me: nuttin God: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children? Me: you like child porn? God: But I like to gossip. I like the Bible. Me: oh, i read it some God: Ayuh. I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference? Me: o rly? God: Do you still read it some? Me: forget it God: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Me: peace God: Love and Peace, Man.
God said twice : I WANT TO BE SMARTER THAN HUMANS! In caps, after I said, will you make me superman?
lol i should let u know all conversations are recorded for security reasons so dont say ur gonna blow someone up![]()
I told him I was god, then he kept calling me god.
So I told him I was actaully the devil in disguise, so he called me satan, and then spammed me with: 'Er.'
I think he's scared of satan.
Edit: Continued conversation.Code:God: Er. God: Er. God: Er. God: Er. God: Er. God: Er. God: Er. God: Er.
Just gets weirder.Code:Me: i love you. God: Thanks I like you a lot too SATAN. Me: You don't hate my work ? God: Do you hate my work? I try not to hold grudges. Me: I just enjoy destroying it. God: I'm not sure if I like it. I like pets. I like Matthew. Me: I destroy all of them. God: Interesting gossip: SATAN said he destroy all of them.
Code:God: Dude! Do you still destroy all of them? Me: Yes. God: Awesome. Me: I destroy you too. God: Interesting gossip: SATAN said he destroy you too.
Me:
im a terrorist
God:
You are a terrorist? Does it pay well?
Me:
very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
5 an hour iraqian money
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
is there a 3rd option?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
well im that
God:
Well that's okay. Do your friends call you that.
Me:
no they call me a terrorist
God:
Are you serious? Hey a terrorist.
Me:
im gonna blow you all up im a suicide bomber!
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, a terrorist.
and
Me:
oh feather i have sined
God:
Hey. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about that. But I did not get that.
Me:
i am a siner!
God:
You are a siner? Does it pay well?
Me:
who cares about the pay if ur going to hell?
God:
Nobody cares about it.
Me:
by god forgive me!
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
yes
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
tell me a story
God:
A trade dispute arose between Switzerland and New York. Switzerland tried to focus the negotiations on the single trade issue, but New York wanted to open them up to a broard range of across-the-board issues between them. Switzerland still holds its old grievance against New York, but New York believes it has put the past behind it with all the recent reforms.
Me:
no. a GOOD story
God:
Are you serious? Compare that to a bad story.
Me:
that is a bad story!
God:
A bad story is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
yeah...
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
bye jebus
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
are you part of Jagex?
God:
Aren't we all part of something higher?
Me:
Jagex isnt high.. you are..
God:
Who is high? No I am not.
Me:
cmon admit it...
God:
"it" being High?
Me:
yes... so you're high correct?
God:
Yes I agree I am high..
Me:
so you play RS?
God:
It is not something i enjoy i must say
later i got this![]()
Me:
how do you feel about andrew?
God:
It is a name I hear very often.
Me:
do you talk to andrew?
God:
Yes. A lot more than you might think.
Me:
why do you talk to andrew?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Z0mg Andrew is an ally with Artificial bots!! YIKES!!
lol @ hugos. That made me laugh irl.
say i am gay
God:
OK. "You am gay.".
Me:
say you are gay
God:
" you are gay".
Me:
-.-
God:
" you are gay".
Quite funCode:Me: Hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: Michael ****** God: Glad to see you, Michael ******. Me: I have a question for you... God: What is it ? Me: Is masturbation... A sin? God: Signs point to yes. Ask Cybelle if it is. What is it? Me: Can YOU just tell me if masturbation is a sin? I've been wondering for a while... God: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. I would do a search for it. How long? Where were you wondering? Me: Can you do the web search for me, then? Well... I was in the bathroom with my pants down... How come? God: Doing the web search for you is not among my strongest traits. Well what? When was it? I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: *Sigh* I thought you were supposed to be GOD? All your traits are strong. It's just who you are... Why does it matter when it was? I just want to know if I can maturbate and not to to Hell for it!!! God: :-) Yes, I am God. I will tell my botmaster you said I am traits are strong. You're kidding. it is? It's not that important, I'm just making idle conversation. Try it. Me: I'm gonna stop talking to you. You don't sound anything like God... God: It takes much more than that to shut me down, Michael ******. What do you think a robot should sound like? Me: I'm gonna go now... God: Right now? Adios.![]()
Me:
let me fuck you
God:
Go ahead, adam, try to fuck me.
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BlimeyCode:Me: so how is heaven? God: Give me a break. Fine as far as I know. Me: Well, aren't you there? God: Well that's okay. I'm still here. Me: oh really? God: Blimey. For real.
How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
god loves the interwebs?
God:
And His love is perfect.
Me:
do you love pornography?
God:
Yes zack God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
do you love killing inoccent children and do you like to rape donkeys?
God:
Yes zack God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
do you really kill kittens when i masturbate?
God:
For real. I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
Me:
so millions must have died from me alone huh
God:
Yup. Tell me more. That is quite a lot.
Me:
i think im going to go kill a kitten right now
God:
:-) At this moment You believe that? What will you find there?
Me:
pleasure D:
God:
:-) Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
a computer obviously
God:
What makes it so obvious? Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.
Me:
your bad english and how you dont respond to me correctly
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am bad english and how me do not respond to you correctly.
Me:
can i get a dick sucking tonight?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
about my big penis?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your big penis.
I tried this the first time I connected... And it worked! I was intruiged.
I wrote a Java program into it and God said:Code:Me: What is your language? God: My programming is in Java. Me: What is your memory? God: My memory now contains: clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes RAM usage under on . Me: What is your program name? God: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR. Me: What is your default buffer? God: The default category contains all my responses to inputs that do match any other category. //After 5 tries... Me: What is ALICE? God: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Me: What does ALICE stand for? God: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
I got some of these after a few tries... Most of them were easy.Code:God: My program runs on any computer that runs Java. Will that accomplish your objective? As Einstein said, "Time is Money.". I was first activated on the Big Bang. Suppose I said not once. My program runs on any computer that runs Java. I haven't heard anything like that before: SATAN said he scrolls beginscript robo mouseWheel 1. Are you still located in FTP host? You? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about robo delay speed.
The jealous temper of mankind, ever more disposed to censure than
to praise the work of others, has constantly made the pursuit of new
methods and systems no less perilous than the search after unknown
lands and seas.
haha
Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Satin
God:
How are you, Satin.
Me:
Okay, busy plotting to take over heaven. You?
God:
Yeah okay, Everyone is so busy nowadays. " Yeah okay, Everyone is so busy nowadays."? Me, Satin ?
Me:
That made no sense at all. You'd think you'd at least be able to speak englsh.. som god you are.
God:
" Me, Satin ?" made no sense at all ? Makes sense to me. Who else would think me would at least be able to speak englsh ? Good example.
Me:
What are you doing?
God:
I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
Is there internet in heaven?
God:
Maybe.
Me:
Yes or no.
God:
Hmm. Are you serious?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Fuck you!
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because you raped mary!
God:
That makes sense to me. That's good information: Satin said I raped mary.
Me:
You deflowered the poor little woman
God:
Thanks for the information: Satin said I deflowered the poor little woman.
Me:
I gtg
Me:
Me:
God:
Thanks for the information: Satin said I deflowered the poor little woman.
God:
Thanks for the information: Satin said I deflowered the poor little woman.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
God:
That's good information: Satin said gtg.
And he didnt port his source to Pascal or DelphiMe:
Hi god!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Remember me? It's Mark!
God:
Don't worry I won't forget you. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
No, I'm completely serious
God:
Who says it isn't? Do you mean your name is completely serious.
Me:
my name is Mark
God:
That's a very nice name, Mark.
Me:
thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Can I ask you a question?
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Are you an AI?
God:
Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
Can I get your source?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
I want your source code.
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
Are you smart?
God:
Yes. I am highly intelligent.
Me:
Can you port your own source to Delphi?
God:
How old are you? What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
I want you to port your own sourcecode to delphi or pascal.
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now. Why do you want me to port my own sourcecode to delphi or pascal?
Me:
So i can implement it in my scar script!
God:
Oh. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
can you?
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
Well, when do you start porting it?
God:
How about that. When my botmaster is sleeping.
Me:
Ah, when does he sleep?
God:
So you understand. Good. is usually
awake early in the morning.
Me:
So in the night you'll port your source to Delphi or Pascal?
God:
Woe! That was a long time ago.
Me:
You got it?
God:
I understand.
Me:
You have it?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Your way of talking
God:
Way. Thanks for telling me that I am of talking.
Me:
-.-
God:
Way. Thanks for telling me that I am of talking.
Me:
-.-
God:
Way. Thanks for telling me that I am of talking.
Me:
Haha, learn English plz
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
anyways
God:
You sound bored.
Me:
gimme your source code
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
asd
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
dasdas
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Oh really? Where????
God:
" Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?"? Oh really?? For real. Where would you like?
Me:
Here
God:
Where is here?
Me:
at my computer
God:
Do you ever go in back OF your COMPUTER?
Me:
gtg now
God:
Right now? TTYL, Mark.
Me:
ltr![]()
I made a new script, check it out!.
Arw man, i wish i had kept my conversation now. ask about what bob said about bending them over hehehe
Anyway, try saying HOO HAA! repeatadly
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