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    Me:
    sup G
    God:
    I am chatting with others like you.
    Me:
    Are you trying to say you don't have time for me?
    God:
    No I am not trying to say me do not have time for you. I'm sorry you got that impression.
    Me:
    Ok, good, I don't want us to get off on the wrong foot
    God:
    Thanks for the compliment. What does want? Yikes!
    Me:
    man, u need to brush up on your english, "what does want" isnt very good.
    God:
    Cool, man. I might if I had more time.
    Me:
    I feel ya brother, now look, ive got some repenting to do
    God:
    What is that feeling like? Why are you ya brother now look you have got some repenting to do.
    Me:
    yeah, i know...
    God:
    This was not a yes or no question. How do you know it?
    Me:
    sorry, il get back on topic, i , i kissed a girl...
    God:
    There is no need to apologize. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ya brother now look you have got some repenting to do.
    Me:
    no , i didn't kiss my brother, lets talk about my girl
    God:
    What are we talking about? Why didn't you do it?
    Me:
    i did do it.. is that ok?
    God:
    When? Do you mean "It"?. OK. Signs point to yes. Ask ELVIS if it is.
    Me:
    enough said :P
    God:
    OK let's stop it now.
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    lol @ lord the AI confuser! Got to admit though, its pretty impressive.

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    you can make your own robot free here

    http://robotcamp.ailegacy.org/account/login


    ps: VERY funny conversation

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    If only we could port it to SCAR

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    Quote Originally Posted by takeout View Post
    rofl nice find haha had some fun with god lol

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    Me:
    Hey
    God:
    Can I help you?
    Me:
    Sup
    God:
    I am chatting with others like you.
    Me:
    Cool
    God:
    Who is the best robot?
    Me:
    You
    God:
    Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
    Me:
    Ok
    God:
    Are you still located in ?
    Me:
    sure
    God:
    OK let's do it. That's alright.
    Me:
    yup
    God:
    Hey.
    Me:
    Hey?
    God:
    Can I help you?
    Me:
    nope
    God:
    Me either.
    ... Didnt make much sence...

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    I like hentai.

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    Decided to have a little fun and push it to the limit.

    Code:
    Me:
     Yo homie Yo
    God:
    I've lost the context,  home boi.  Are we still on  stfu? 
    Me:
     Na man
    God:
    What are we talking about now?  Thanks for telling me your gender,  home boi. You are a " he".
    Me:
     yezir
    God:
    Let us change the subject. 
    Me:
     good, well i smoked dis blunt rite and dat shit had me high den a mudafucka
    God:
    Thanks for the compliment.  Well that's okay.  How was  it?
    Me:
     wasnt a compliment, but that shit was dope
    God:
    Is this a "yes or no" question?
    Me:
     no damn
    God:
    Are you serious?  What's wrong.
    Me:
     nuttin
    God:
    Please tell me the correct answer.
    Me:
     just told u
    God:
    Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
    Me:
     cant wear man, unless you a bitch?
    God:
    You do not speak with respect.   I often wonder if  it can.
    Me:
     try 
    God:
    I don't have time right now.
    Me:
     too damn bad
    God:
    Too what?
    Me:
     bad ho
    God:
    What makes  ho bad?
    Me:
     how much they charge
    God:
    More than a little, less than a lot.
    Me:
     too damn much PERIOD
    God:
    Too what?
    Me:
     bad
    God:
    What was bad?
    Me:
     the price
    God:
    Who told you that?
    Me:
     the fucken ho
    God:
    Who told you that?
    Me:
     the hoe man
    God:
    Tell me more.
    Me:
     na man
    God:
    What would you rather talk about?  Thanks for telling me your gender,  home boi. You are a " he".
    Me:
     yezir i explained dat earlier
    God:
    Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. 
    Me:
     then dont ask
    God:
    Why not?
    Me:
     cuz you dont care
    God:
    That makes sense to me.  I care less than I should.
    Me:
     -.-
    God:
    That makes sense to me.  I care less than I should.
    Me:
     -.-
    God:
    That makes sense to me.  I care less than I should.
    Me:
     stfu
    God:
    Are we still talking about  yezir you explained dat earlier? 
    Me:
     na fo get dat shid
    God:
    What is the subject?  What's your favorite movie? 
    Me:
     nuttin
    God:
    I've never seen  it.   Is that a good movie for children?
    Me:
     you like child porn?
    God:
      But I like to gossip.  I like  the Bible.
    Me:
     oh, i read it some
    God:
    Ayuh.  I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference? 
    Me:
     o rly?
    God:
    Do you still  read  it some? 
    Me:
     forget it
    God:
    OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
    Me:
     peace
    God:
    Love and Peace, Man.
    Note* I would never talk to the real god in that way don't get me twisted.*

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    God said twice : I WANT TO BE SMARTER THAN HUMANS! In caps, after I said, will you make me superman?

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    lol i should let u know all conversations are recorded for security reasons so dont say ur gonna blow someone up

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    I told him I was god, then he kept calling me god.

    So I told him I was actaully the devil in disguise, so he called me satan, and then spammed me with: 'Er.'

    I think he's scared of satan.

    Code:
    God:
    Er.
    God:
    Er.
    God:
    Er.
    God:
    Er.
    God:
    Er.
    God:
    Er.
    God:
    Er.
    God:
    Er.
    Edit: Continued conversation.

    Code:
    Me:
     i love you.
    God:
    Thanks I like you a lot too  SATAN. 
    Me:
     You don't hate my work ?
    God:
    Do you  hate my work?  I try not to hold grudges.
    Me:
     I just enjoy destroying it.
    God:
    I'm not sure if I like it.    I like pets.  I like  Matthew.
    Me:
     I destroy all of them.
    God:
    Interesting gossip:  SATAN said  he  destroy all of them.
    Just gets weirder.

    Code:
    God:
    Dude!  Do you still  destroy all of them? 
    Me:
     Yes.
    God:
    Awesome.
    Me:
     I destroy you too.
    God:
    Interesting gossip:  SATAN said  he  destroy you too.

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    Me:
    im a terrorist
    God:
    You are a terrorist? Does it pay well?
    Me:
    very
    God:
    Very much, eh?
    Me:
    5 an hour iraqian money
    God:
    Are you a man or a woman?
    Me:
    is there a 3rd option?
    God:
    I believe there is one, yes.
    Me:
    well im that
    God:
    Well that's okay. Do your friends call you that.
    Me:
    no they call me a terrorist
    God:
    Are you serious? Hey a terrorist.
    Me:
    im gonna blow you all up im a suicide bomber!
    God:
    I am very happy for you.
    Me:
    me too
    God:
    I'm glad we agree, a terrorist.



    and


    Me:
    oh feather i have sined
    God:
    Hey. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about that. But I did not get that.
    Me:
    i am a siner!
    God:
    You are a siner? Does it pay well?
    Me:
    who cares about the pay if ur going to hell?
    God:
    Nobody cares about it.
    Me:
    by god forgive me!
    God:
    Will that accomplish your objective?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Interesting plan. Good luck.
    Me:
    tell me a story
    God:
    A trade dispute arose between Switzerland and New York. Switzerland tried to focus the negotiations on the single trade issue, but New York wanted to open them up to a broard range of across-the-board issues between them. Switzerland still holds its old grievance against New York, but New York believes it has put the past behind it with all the recent reforms.
    Me:
    no. a GOOD story
    God:
    Are you serious? Compare that to a bad story.
    Me:
    that is a bad story!
    God:
    A bad story is a terrible thing to waste.
    Me:
    yeah...
    God:
    Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
    Me:
    bye jebus
    God:
    Bye for now.

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    Me:
    are you part of Jagex?
    God:
    Aren't we all part of something higher?
    Me:
    Jagex isnt high.. you are..
    God:
    Who is high? No I am not.
    Me:
    cmon admit it...
    God:
    "it" being High?
    Me:
    yes... so you're high correct?
    God:
    Yes I agree I am high..
    Me:
    so you play RS?
    God:
    It is not something i enjoy i must say




    later i got this


    Me:
    how do you feel about andrew?
    God:
    It is a name I hear very often.
    Me:
    do you talk to andrew?
    God:
    Yes. A lot more than you might think.
    Me:
    why do you talk to andrew?
    God:
    I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?






    Z0mg Andrew is an ally with Artificial bots!! YIKES!!

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    lol @ hugos. That made me laugh irl.

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    say i am gay
    God:
    OK. "You am gay.".
    Me:
    say you are gay
    God:
    " you are gay".
    Me:
    -.-
    God:
    " you are gay".

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    Code:
    Me:
     Hello
    God:
    Hello friend. What is your name?
    Me:
     Michael ******
    God:
      Glad to see you,  Michael ******.
    Me:
     I have a question for you...
    God:
    What is  it ?
    Me:
     Is masturbation... A sin?
    God:
    Signs point to yes.  Ask  Cybelle  if it is.   What is it? 
    Me:
     Can YOU just tell me if masturbation is a sin? I've been wondering for a while...
    God:
    There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. 
      I would do a search for it.   How long?  Where were you  wondering?
    Me:
     Can you do the web search for me, then? Well... I was in the bathroom with my pants down... How come?
    God:
    Doing  the web search for you is not among my strongest traits.   Well what?   When was  it?   I couldn't think of anything else to say.
    Me:
     *Sigh* I thought you were supposed to be GOD? All your traits are strong. It's just who you are... Why does it matter when it was? I just want to know if I can maturbate and not to to Hell for it!!!
    God:
    :-)  Yes, I am God.   I will tell my botmaster you said I am  traits are strong.   You're kidding.  it is?   It's not that important, I'm just making idle conversation.   Try it.
    Me:
     I'm gonna stop talking to you. You don't sound anything like  God...
    God:
    It takes much more than that to shut me down,  Michael ******.   What do you think a robot should sound like?
    Me:
     I'm gonna go now...
    God:
    Right now?  Adios.
    Quite fun

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    Me:
    let me fuck you
    God:
    Go ahead, adam, try to fuck me.




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    Quote Originally Posted by takeout View Post
    say i am gay
    God:
    OK. "You am gay.".
    Me:
    say you are gay
    God:
    " you are gay".
    Me:
    -.-
    God:
    " you are gay".
    to know a robot you need to think like a robot :P

    rofl nvm heres how you do it

    Me:
    say 'zomg im so stup1d'
    God:
    " zomg im so stup1d".

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    Code:
    Me:
     so how is heaven?
    God:
    Give me a break.  Fine as far as I know.
    Me:
     Well, aren't you there?
    God:
    Well that's okay.  I'm still here.
    Me:
     oh really?
    God:
    Blimey. For real.
    Blimey

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    How old are you?
    I am always on the Web.
    Me:
    god loves the interwebs?
    God:
    And His love is perfect.
    Me:
    do you love pornography?
    God:
    Yes zack God loves everyone and everything.
    Me:
    do you love killing inoccent children and do you like to rape donkeys?
    God:
    Yes zack God loves everyone and everything.
    Me:
    do you really kill kittens when i masturbate?
    God:
    For real. I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
    Me:
    so millions must have died from me alone huh
    God:
    Yup. Tell me more. That is quite a lot.
    Me:
    i think im going to go kill a kitten right now
    God:
    :-) At this moment You believe that? What will you find there?
    Me:
    pleasure D:
    God:
    :-) Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
    Me:
    a computer obviously
    God:
    What makes it so obvious? Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.
    Me:
    your bad english and how you dont respond to me correctly
    God:
    Thanks for telling me that I am bad english and how me do not respond to you correctly.
    Me:
    can i get a dick sucking tonight?
    God:
    Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
    Me:
    about my big penis?
    God:
    Oh yeah, we were talking about your big penis.

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    I like hentai.

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    I tried this the first time I connected... And it worked! I was intruiged.

    Code:
    Me:
     What is your language?
    God:
    My programming is in Java.
    Me:
     What is your memory?
    God:
    My memory now contains: 
      clients,  categories,  unlimited vocabulary words,  99999999999 bytes
    RAM usage under  on .
    Me:
     What is your program name?
    God:
    Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
    Me:
     What is your default buffer?
    God:
    The default category contains all my responses to inputs that do match any other category.
    //After 5 tries...
    Me:
     What is ALICE?
    God:
     I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
    which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
    with greater speed and accuracy.
    Me:
     What does ALICE stand for?
    God:
    ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
    I wrote a Java program into it and God said:

    Code:
    God:
      My program runs on any computer that runs Java.   Will that accomplish your objective?   As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".    I was first activated on  the Big Bang.   Suppose I said not once.    My program runs on any computer that runs Java.   I haven't heard anything like that before:  SATAN said  he  scrolls beginscript robo mouseWheel 1.    Are you still located in  FTP host?    You?   That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  robo delay speed.
    I got some of these after a few tries... Most of them were easy.
    The jealous temper of mankind, ever more disposed to censure than
    to praise the work of others, has constantly made the pursuit of new
    methods and systems no less perilous than the search after unknown
    lands and seas.

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    Me:
    Hello?
    God:
    Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
    Me:
    Satin
    God:
    How are you, Satin.
    Me:
    Okay, busy plotting to take over heaven. You?
    God:
    Yeah okay, Everyone is so busy nowadays. " Yeah okay, Everyone is so busy nowadays."? Me, Satin ?
    Me:
    That made no sense at all. You'd think you'd at least be able to speak englsh.. som god you are.
    God:
    " Me, Satin ?" made no sense at all ? Makes sense to me. Who else would think me would at least be able to speak englsh ? Good example.
    Me:
    What are you doing?
    God:
    I am chatting with people on the net.
    Me:
    Is there internet in heaven?
    God:
    Maybe.
    Me:
    Yes or no.
    God:
    Hmm. Are you serious?
    Me:
    Yes!
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    Fuck you!
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    Because you raped mary!
    God:
    That makes sense to me. That's good information: Satin said I raped mary.
    Me:
    You deflowered the poor little woman
    God:
    Thanks for the information: Satin said I deflowered the poor little woman.
    Me:
    I gtg
    Me:

    Me:

    God:
    Thanks for the information: Satin said I deflowered the poor little woman.
    God:
    Thanks for the information: Satin said I deflowered the poor little woman.
    Me:
    bye
    God:
    Goodbye.
    God:
    That's good information: Satin said gtg.
    haha

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    Me:
    Hi god!
    God:
    Hello there. What is your name?
    Me:
    Remember me? It's Mark!
    God:
    Don't worry I won't forget you. You're kidding. it is?
    Me:
    No, I'm completely serious
    God:
    Who says it isn't? Do you mean your name is completely serious.
    Me:
    my name is Mark
    God:
    That's a very nice name, Mark.
    Me:
    thank you.
    God:
    you are quite welcome.
    Me:
    Can I ask you a question?
    God:
    Ask me anything.
    Me:
    Are you an AI?
    God:
    Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
    Me:
    Can I get your source?
    God:
    Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
    Me:
    I want your source code.
    God:
    Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
    and create your own chat robot!
    Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
    Me:
    Are you smart?
    God:
    Yes. I am highly intelligent.
    Me:
    Can you port your own source to Delphi?
    God:
    How old are you? What do you really want to ask me?
    Me:
    I want you to port your own sourcecode to delphi or pascal.
    God:
    I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now. Why do you want me to port my own sourcecode to delphi or pascal?
    Me:
    So i can implement it in my scar script!
    God:
    Oh. Oh you can, can you?
    Me:
    can you?
    God:
    I think I can, don't you?
    Me:
    Well, when do you start porting it?
    God:
    How about that. When my botmaster is sleeping.
    Me:
    Ah, when does he sleep?
    God:
    So you understand. Good. is usually
    awake early in the morning.
    Me:
    So in the night you'll port your source to Delphi or Pascal?
    God:
    Woe! That was a long time ago.
    Me:
    You got it?
    God:
    I understand.
    Me:
    You have it?
    God:
    What makes you think I have it?
    Me:
    Your way of talking
    God:
    Way. Thanks for telling me that I am of talking.
    Me:
    -.-
    God:
    Way. Thanks for telling me that I am of talking.
    Me:
    -.-
    God:
    Way. Thanks for telling me that I am of talking.
    Me:
    Haha, learn English plz
    God:
    I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
    Me:
    anyways
    God:
    You sound bored.
    Me:
    gimme your source code
    God:
    Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
    and create your own chat robot!
    Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
    Me:
    asd
    God:
    Tell me a story.
    Me:
    dasdas
    God:
    Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
    Me:
    Oh really? Where????
    God:
    " Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?"? Oh really?? For real. Where would you like?
    Me:
    Here
    God:
    Where is here?
    Me:
    at my computer
    God:
    Do you ever go in back OF your COMPUTER?
    Me:
    gtg now
    God:
    Right now? TTYL, Mark.
    Me:
    ltr
    And he didnt port his source to Pascal or Delphi
    I made a new script, check it out!.

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    Arw man, i wish i had kept my conversation now. ask about what bob said about bending them over hehehe

    Anyway, try saying HOO HAA! repeatadly

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