Ye im i got this assinment due tommorow and i got to write a story on a Vampire bat.
Any ideas of what other animals and where the story should go.
Im very bad at writing stories![]()
Ye im i got this assinment due tommorow and i got to write a story on a Vampire bat.
Any ideas of what other animals and where the story should go.
Im very bad at writing stories![]()
Family of Bats. Kids say MOOOOOM DAAAAAAAAAD (or w/e combination of parents/guardians :P) were hungry! And the nicer parent says Ok we will stop and eat at the next cow pasture (suck cows blood). The meaner parent tells the nicer parent to stop coddling the kids and the parents get in a fight.
OR:
An essay on Vampire Bats
The subject of Vampire Bats has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. I really, really like Vampire Bats. Given that its influence pervades our society, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. The juxtapositioning of Vampire Bats with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the easily lead, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Vampire Bats.
Social Factors
Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. The immortal and indispensable phrase �honesty is the best policy� [1] could have been making a reference to Vampire Bats, but probably not. A society without Vampire Bats is like a society without knowledge, in that it irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.
Status, Security, Fame - Vampire Bats, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets Vampire Bats they are changed.
Economic Factors
Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will study the Fish-Out-Of-Water model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.
Inflation
Vampire Bats
There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Well inflation plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.
Political Factors
Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.
To quote style icon Demetrius Rock 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] I argue that his insight into Vampire Bats provided the inspiration for these great words. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was Vampire Bats.
I hope, for our sake that Vampire Bats will endure.
Conclusion
To conclude Vampire Bats is both a need and a want. It establishes order, puts out 'fires', and it is human.
I shall give the final word to star Elvis Paltrow: 'You win some, you loose some, but Vampire Bats wins most often.' [3]
:P
Wow, dang dont bleive you wrote all that.
how can u think of that stuff man
how about u make up all this stuff how it bit someone ane and start a new generation of vampires
make up crap
have fun
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