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    Default Hillary Clinton Joke

    Ok, I just heard this and I thought it was hilarious. Anyways, it goes like this.
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    Hillary Clinton, a Boyscout, and a Priest were riding on a plane together.
    They are then alerted that the plane is about the crash, and to get the parachutes, but theres a catch - there are two parachute packs available.
    So Hillary Clinton says "I must take one parachute, I am the smartest woman in the world! Only I can save this country!" So she grabs a pack and jumps out of the plane. Then the Priest says "Boy, I have lived a full and good life, and done many good things. It is my time to go. You take the last parachute and live, for you have many things that need to be done." And then the Boyscout says "Theres no need father, the smartest woman in the world just jumped off with my backpack."
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    Rofl!
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    Lol I had to read it twice to get it but that's pretty good.


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    I've heard many dubbed versions, I like this one

    hakuna matata ;)

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    Haha that's could probably happen in real life

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    Kinda old (with diff. people though).. But still funny

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    oh, this wouldnt happen to be the same defamation crap that goes on in every country in the world?

    it is? who woulda thought???

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    Well IMO, Hillary Clinton is performing Satan's work, but at the same time, I didn't write this - I just think it's funny. H/o, I'm going to read some rules before I post some of the thing she's done...I just got through offending Hyper -_-
    Ok theres nothing against me posting links for stuff.
    This is Hillary Clinton posing as a Southerner
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=UD7K4BK4exc
    This is Hillary Clinton flip flopping about the War on Terror...
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=A4-hsl4VqU0
    This is Hillary Clinton in another church...
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=p4Q2PMYFpX4
    Although I can't find a link, I believe that until recently she was for abortions...My, how moral these Clintons all are.
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    Heard it many times before in different versions...but its still funny!

    Go Obama! lol

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    its very funny
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    Lol, lately all the candidates suck IMO, I just found an even better Southern accent. God I love these things. But I still wouldn't trust Obama, hes been saying some random things lately.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=CsLHxja43iY
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    I think the guy on the left is crying for the "Smartest woman in the world!"
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    lol, the real way the joke goes is with a hippie, henry kissenger, and "Chill out, dude, the smartest man in the world took my backpack."

    And check out my pascal interpreter!
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    lol, I thought it was too good to be true. I suppose they make dubbed versions for each president/candidate.
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    Well, at least she has a few more brain cells than Bush
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    I thought this was going to a whole new concept when the little boy and priest were alone on a plane....
    Quote Originally Posted by sirlaughsalot
    .... Obama had the devil jump out of his ass, run and stab Hillary in the back...
    ILMMTYAEAFHPY.

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    Bush really isn't that stupid. He just has to deal with the aftermath of the Clintons and all their crap. Then he has his own mistakes to deal with.
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    old...

    its just hillary filled the position of another person in the joke.

    They are sisters...
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    So that makes it a bad joke.
    Legendary you have been being a real prick lately.
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