Ok, I just heard this and I thought it was hilarious. Anyways, it goes like this.
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Hillary Clinton, a Boyscout, and a Priest were riding on a plane together.
They are then alerted that the plane is about the crash, and to get the parachutes, but theres a catch - there are two parachute packs available.
So Hillary Clinton says "I must take one parachute, I am the smartest woman in the world! Only I can save this country!" So she grabs a pack and jumps out of the plane. Then the Priest says "Boy, I have lived a full and good life, and done many good things. It is my time to go. You take the last parachute and live, for you have many things that need to be done." And then the Boyscout says "Theres no need father, the smartest woman in the world just jumped off with my backpack."
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Rofl!




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