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    My Dog Named SEX

    Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Lassie. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said "I would like to have one too" then I said "but this is a dog" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said "but you don't understand I have had Sex since I was 9 years old. He replied that I must have been quite a kid.

    When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for me and my wife and a separate room for Sex. He said every room in this place is for sex. I said "you don't understand. Sex keeps me awake all night" and the clerk replied "me too".

    I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I could have sold tickets for that "but you don't understand, I hope to have Sex on T.V." He called me a Show off.

    When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said "Your honor I had sex before we were married". The judge said "me too". Then I told him that after we were married sex left me. He replied "me too".

    Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around for him. A cop came over and asked me "What are you doing wandering around the alley at 4 am for?" I replied "I am looking for Sex" My case comes up in court on Friday.

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    haha rotfl.

    Remembered a story: a manager in a supermarket once asked be blunty:"What do you think of sex on T.V.?" I replied I didnt watch T.V. that often. Then he said:" I tried it three times but I fell of (the T.V.) three times"
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    I hope none of this is real


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    OMG haha! Funny stuff

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    my mate showed it to me on a web page one day it makes me chuckle
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    http://www.esatclear.ie/~irish.trade/gj000006.htm

    thats the one i got from my mate, but there are plenty of web pages that have copied it/added a different ending, but i like the original best
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    Haha, its hilarious.

    I'd feel sorry for the guy that happened to..

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    im pretty sure it is just a very well thought out joke this wouldn't happen irl
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    Haha, nice one. When i opened the thread I thought it would be some kind of immature 'i have a dog, called sex! lol!', but these actaully made me rofl irl.

    Thank you.

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    what a great story i really enjoyed that, i might post some of the jokes i get from my girlfriends dad they are good aswell, well i will have to get them checked by a admin to see if i am allowed to but hopefully i can

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    lol what u mean checked by an admin? just post em
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    ok i will make a new thread with them on

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    Lmao. Nice.

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    LOL Funny... made my day! i want to name my dog sex!

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    Fakawi's post is just as funny. =P

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    which post is that you are talking about?
    EDIT: oh that one up there ^ yeah its alright
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    Hehe, I've seen a much, much longer version of this. The ending is he goes to a psychiatrist who tells him that he's way to addicted to sex and tells him to get a dog .

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    reminds me of my sig

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    Interesting find...>.>

    And speaking of you sig...I really don't like it.

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    yeh please remove it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Czepa View Post
    yeh please remove it...
    ok fine...

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    that was a joke i fooled you.
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