well they didnt have a joke section or i just didnt see it so i will just post them here.
these jokes where texted to me by my girlfriends dad.
if there is one that u would like removed as its to rude just ask.
Johnny walks into his parents bedroom and sees his dad giving his mum one, his dad just laughs, throws a pillow at him and shouts "Get Out!" a little while later Johnny's dad hears a commotion coming from Johnny's room, he rushes in and is horrified to see Johnny shagging his gran - Johnny just looks at him and says "Not so fucking funny when it's your mum is it?"Had a phone call from the pavatotti family, so i got to work. Sheet of mdf £5.65, glue £1.90, handles and screws £1.50, varnish 80p. see u can make a coffin for a tennorThere is a new hire car out in Portugal its a small car and if you can't get all your kids inside you can fit one in the boot. it's called the renault McCann!Paddy & Mick go up in a small plane. Mick says 2 paddy, " if we turn upside down do u think we'll fall out? Paddy says, "will we fuck, we've been mates for years"In a crule twist of fate today, the 8 year old boy who weighs 14 stone had his dinner money stolen by school bullies. they bought themselves 4 bikes, a PS3 4 KFC family buckets and a weekend in Disneyland Paris."A man wakes up & says 2 his wide "i had a wet dream about u last night!" "aww, did u?! she says "yeah, i dreamt u were hit by a bus & i pissed myself laughing!"there was a cucumber a pickle & a penis. the cucumber says u know wot, wen i get hard ppl chop me up & eat me. Then the pickle says u fink thats bad when i get hard they stick me in a jar that stinks of vinegar. the penis says u 2 get off lightly. when i get hard they put a bag ova my head & put me in a dark hole bash my head against a wall until im sick all ova myself. if thats not bad when i finally get out i faint!"An irish woman was admitted 2 hospital 2days after having phone sex. doctors managed to remove 2 nokias, 3 motorolas, and 1 samsung but no siemen was found!








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