
Originally Posted by
Pride Of God
Warning: Sarcasm. My sarcasm may be hazardous to anybody who lacks the ability to interpret it or has the IQ of an Unplugged Toaster.
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Seriously, I really gotta stop autoing in wild. I keep getting these random events that try to stop me while auto pking. Who are Jagex to tell me not to auto pk? All I do is sign in and auto pk other players for about 5 hours, while I am not there.
Here I am, in the middle of Auto Pking a lvl 95 Melee, and I get a Sandwich Lady, for the.. what is it.. 3rd time today in the wild, and I have to take at least 5 or 6 seconds of my auto pking time to take a Baguette!
So anyways, I go up to the Chaos Elemental some more to auto on them, and I get a Mysterious Old Man.. Man how does Jagex know I auto on the Chaos Elemental, I mean really, how did they figure it out.. Must be some outside source.
So now I gotta run away to do this puzzle box which keeps adding on, takes me about 15 or 20 seconds to do all of them.
Hey, I got a GREAT IDEA, I think I am going to auto at the King Black Dragon, so here I am, I turn my bot on and it auto slays the dragon, I get a Dragon Medium Drop, OH BOY! But Alas, I get a Freaky Forrester as soon as the KBD dies. Oh darn, I get back and it seems that somebody else has picked it up, who continues to laugh and calls me a noob.
Well fine, if I can't auto in wild, where else can I auto? Hmm.. *thinks really hard* I think i'll go to King Dagganot, only a real twit wouldn't auto there, so I get down there and start killing some, but ALAS! I get the sandwich lady again, so now I attempt to do something to escape, but I cant, and so I end up dying.
Well having just lost a buncha junk (easily replacable, I didn't bring a lot of valuables down with me), I decide to head to the KQ with some pals, we go down there and start to kill it, it changes to it's second forum, but I get a Mysterious Old Man, so I gotta run away for a bit to solve this box, and I get a sapphire.