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    well, i was on the runescape forums, and i see this... someone posted this... read...

    Quote Originally Posted by Pride Of God
    Warning: Sarcasm. My sarcasm may be hazardous to anybody who lacks the ability to interpret it or has the IQ of an Unplugged Toaster.
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    Seriously, I really gotta stop autoing in wild. I keep getting these random events that try to stop me while auto pking. Who are Jagex to tell me not to auto pk? All I do is sign in and auto pk other players for about 5 hours, while I am not there.

    Here I am, in the middle of Auto Pking a lvl 95 Melee, and I get a Sandwich Lady, for the.. what is it.. 3rd time today in the wild, and I have to take at least 5 or 6 seconds of my auto pking time to take a Baguette!

    So anyways, I go up to the Chaos Elemental some more to auto on them, and I get a Mysterious Old Man.. Man how does Jagex know I auto on the Chaos Elemental, I mean really, how did they figure it out.. Must be some outside source.
    So now I gotta run away to do this puzzle box which keeps adding on, takes me about 15 or 20 seconds to do all of them.

    Hey, I got a GREAT IDEA, I think I am going to auto at the King Black Dragon, so here I am, I turn my bot on and it auto slays the dragon, I get a Dragon Medium Drop, OH BOY! But Alas, I get a Freaky Forrester as soon as the KBD dies. Oh darn, I get back and it seems that somebody else has picked it up, who continues to laugh and calls me a noob.


    Well fine, if I can't auto in wild, where else can I auto? Hmm.. *thinks really hard* I think i'll go to King Dagganot, only a real twit wouldn't auto there, so I get down there and start killing some, but ALAS! I get the sandwich lady again, so now I attempt to do something to escape, but I cant, and so I end up dying.

    Well having just lost a buncha junk (easily replacable, I didn't bring a lot of valuables down with me), I decide to head to the KQ with some pals, we go down there and start to kill it, it changes to it's second forum, but I get a Mysterious Old Man, so I gotta run away for a bit to solve this box, and I get a sapphire.
    His next post...

    Quote Originally Posted by Pride Of God
    Jagex please, make it so we can Auto kill Chaos Elementals, and King Black Dragon's, and other Higher Level Monsters, without getting random events.


    Now for thoes of you who cannot interpret sarcasm to save their life, I AM NOT AUTOING, I NEVER HAVE, AND I *NEVER* WILL.

    The title of my thread is misleading, only to people who DO NOT READ, OR.. are just plain dumb.

    If you have the IQ of an UNPLUGGED TOASTER, LEAVE!
    How stupid can he be to even SAY that!

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    Lol wdf, you can't even auto most of that unless you were experienced in bot making and could get the new client working xd

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    , then it must be another bot, chinese? Auto rune edited? ?????

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    Haha, that guy is funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xerozcheez
    Lol wdf, you can't even auto most of that unless you were experienced in bot making and could get the new client working xd

    I understand sarcasm, but have i just ben fooled by an even darker form of sarcasm? or just plain sillyness.

    I get what he's saying like there isn't any point in having randoms where people would never auto for example KBD and KQ. lol pretty funny for him to make up a little story to get his point across. made me laugh abit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by armanie14
    I understand sarcasm, but have i just ben fooled by an even darker form of sarcasm? or just plain sillyness.

    I get what he's saying like there isn't any point in having randoms where people would never auto for example KBD and KQ. lol pretty funny for him to make up a little story to get his point across. made me laugh abit.
    Exactly, I was fooled a little but I figured, if he was autoing, then he wouldnt admit it... He was just pissed off because of randoms in the wilderness.

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    Well, the story is good to read so i guess he gets his point out well, lol. Although he'll probably be watched over now.

    Who says they auto, even if they imply it's "Sarcasm", on the Official Runescape Forums, lol?.. Obviously he's the one with an IQ of an unplugged toaster. Maybe an unplugged Blender, too.

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    Yea, randoms are kinda pissing me off now, especially when you get a random such as the mysterious old man or the sandwich lady when trying to pk. Because you have to run away JUST to solve it and if you ignore it and try to pk it teleports you.

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    Ha that was an interesting read.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKanexX
    Well, the story is good to read so i guess he gets his point out well, lol. Although he'll probably be watched over now.

    Who says they auto, even if they imply it's "Sarcasm", on the Official Runescape Forums, lol?.. Obviously he's the one with an IQ of an unplugged toaster. Maybe an unplugged Blender, too.
    Blenders are smart! Who else would of knew you wanted a nice frophy strawberry milkshake?

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