You just post "If [something], then [something]".
I'll use the one in my sig... "If there was such thing as evolution, then I'd have a self lubricating hand"
You just post "If [something], then [something]".
I'll use the one in my sig... "If there was such thing as evolution, then I'd have a self lubricating hand"
The jealous temper of mankind, ever more disposed to censure than
to praise the work of others, has constantly made the pursuit of new
methods and systems no less perilous than the search after unknown
lands and seas.
If you would be smart then there wouldn't be useless posts anymore ^.^
Verrekte Koekwous
if Raymond was really Michelangelo then he'd have an Italian accent. Alas, he doesnt
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If I found a way to divide by zero, then I would crash the universe.
If I was posting on firefox, then I wouldn't see the ad "The love button -- push me hard!" and be reminded of a womans genitals.
The jealous temper of mankind, ever more disposed to censure than
to praise the work of others, has constantly made the pursuit of new
methods and systems no less perilous than the search after unknown
lands and seas.
if your avatar wastn't so hot i wouldn't be hard....
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Death is, infact, a once in a life time experience
you 2 above me forgot the whole point of the thread its if...then neither of you 2 have 'then's
if I was better at halo then i would kick some noobz ass
"Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently" (Henry Ford)
lol... oops, i forgot to put mine... sorry
IF I had a job, THEN I would be able to buy a xbox360
If this thread got closed, then I would be rather happy.
Jks, this is cool.
If InArrayEx(ProgramFilesStuffs, Ben'sPlugin'sManual, Where) Then
Open(Where)
Else
ReadR0b0tsPostsLol
If I got raped by a giant panda bear, then I would ask God to send it to hell.
If I had not raed hte Hrvaard sutdy, tehn I wuold not be tyinrg to cnfseuoe N3ss3s wtih my leet Elngsih. Eat taht Fnisnh!
The jealous temper of mankind, ever more disposed to censure than
to praise the work of others, has constantly made the pursuit of new
methods and systems no less perilous than the search after unknown
lands and seas.
SCAR Code:if RobotTaughtSantyAboutHSL then
SantyWouldBeHappy
else
SantyIsSad;
[CENTER][img]http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54486/113/4539C8FAAF3EAB109A3CC1811EF0941B.png[/img][/CENTER]
[CENTER][BANANA]TSN ~ Vacation! ~ says :I Love Santy[/BANANA][/CENTER]
[CENTER][BANANA]Raymond - Oh rilie? says :Your smart[/BANANA][/CENTER]
If I had time then I would have been more creative
~Stupedspam
If
thisredyellowblackthreadwillcloseinaamazingfastblu eblackwaytheneveryonewouldbehappynexttimegoodsmart robotdontmakethreadslikethisidontlikethem
Then
Nothing;
~Hermen
If hermpie's Post == Spam then Call RAM
~Stupedspam
Me too!
SCAR Code:If EvilChicken > n00b5t00f then WriteLn('What the...');
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Tutorials: SRL user-defined procedures | JaGex UID files | Printing your scripts
Applications: StartUp Notepad | SCAR Assistant
Misc: FREE Delphi 7 v2 | Official SRL Graphics
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If EvilChicken laughs then run
BTW- == True Equal, >= Greater Than or Equal To, <= Less Than or Equal To, and <> Not Equal To
~Stupedspam
W00t I'm laughing, run!
Are you saying I didn't use the <> right? >.< For me AHAHAHAHAHA! I pulled a joke!! lmfao..
SCAR Code:Program IfIffer;
var
x: Integer;
Const
IsStupedSmart = True;
IsEvilChickenNoob = True;
IsEvilChickenSmart = False;
IsEvilChickenLaughing = True;
Procedure EviChickensState;
Begin
If IsEvilChickenLaughing = True then
WriteLn('Shit. OMFG RUN!! EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELF!!');
if IsEvilChickenNoob = True then writeLn('Woot atleast youre smart enough to know.');
if IsStupedSmart = true then WriteLn('How ironic... XD');
if IsEvilChickenSmart = true then begin WriteLn('*shoots self*');
TerminateScript;
end;
end;
Begin
Repeat
EviChickensState;
X := X+1;
WriteLn(IntToStr(x) + ' seconds have passed..');
Wait(1000);
ClearDebug;
Until X = 500;
If X = 500 then WriteLn('Dude - you''ve got major problems..');
TerminateScript;
end.
I got bored. Don't judge me.
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Tutorials: SRL user-defined procedures | JaGex UID files | Printing your scripts
Applications: StartUp Notepad | SCAR Assistant
Misc: FREE Delphi 7 v2 | Official SRL Graphics
If EvilChicken makes retarded script then I have to make one too![]()
SCAR Code:program DanceTime;
//Made by Stupedspam... I was very bored... Its better than Ejjman1's =D
//Originally posted at w ww.srl-forums.com/forum/mohawk-michael-jackson-t16800.html
var Times:integer;
const
Level= 5; //1-5 for diffrent dances
ExtraWait= 200;//extra wait time
DoTimes= 3; //number of times to dance. Less than 5
DoSig= False;//Want to see the sig?
Procedure Danceone;
Begin
Repeat
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' \/ [] \/ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \ \__/ / ');
WriteLn(' \/[]\/ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' \ |--| / ');
WriteLn(' \\__// ');
WriteLn(' \[]/ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \ \__/ / ');
WriteLn(' \/[]\/ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' \/ [] \/ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
Times:= Times +1;
until(DoTimes = Times);
ClearDebug;
end;
Procedure Dancetwo;
Begin
Repeat
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' /[] \ ');
WriteLn(' /[] \');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / []\ ');
WriteLn('/ []\ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
Times:= Times +1;
until(DoTimes = Times);
ClearDebug;
end;
Procedure Dancethree;
Begin
Repeat
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' \ |--| ');
WriteLn(' \\__/ ');
WriteLn(' \[]\ ');
WriteLn(' [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' /\\__/ ');
WriteLn(' \[]\ ');
WriteLn(' [] \/ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ / ');
WriteLn(' /\[]\/ ');
WriteLn(' / [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| / ');
WriteLn(' \__// ');
WriteLn(' /[]/ ');
WriteLn(' / [] ');
WriteLn(' / [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ / ');
WriteLn(' /\[]\/ ');
WriteLn(' / [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' /\\__/ ');
WriteLn(' \[]\ ');
WriteLn(' [] \/ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
Times:= Times +1;
until(DoTimes = Times);
ClearDebug;
end;
Procedure Dancefour;
Begin
Repeat
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' \/ [] \/ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' \__/ \__/ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' \/ [] \/ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' \__/ \__/ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' \/ [] \/ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' \__/ \__/ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' \/ [] \/ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' \__/ \__/ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
Times:= Times +1;
until(DoTimes = Times);
ClearDebug;
end;
Procedure Dancefive;
Begin
Repeat
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| / ');
WriteLn(' \__// ');
WriteLn(' /[]/ ');
WriteLn(' / [] ');
WriteLn(' / [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__//\ ');
WriteLn(' /[]/ ');
WriteLn(' \/ [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \ \__/ ');
WriteLn(' \/[]/\ ');
WriteLn(' [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('\ |--| ');
WriteLn(' \\__/ ');
WriteLn(' \[]\ ');
WriteLn(' []\ ');
WriteLn(' []\ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \ \__/ ');
WriteLn(' \/[]/\ ');
WriteLn(' [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__//\ ');
WriteLn(' /[]/ ');
WriteLn(' \/ [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| / ');
WriteLn(' \__// ');
WriteLn(' /[]/ ');
WriteLn(' / [] ');
WriteLn(' / [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__//\ ');
WriteLn(' / []/ ');
WriteLn(' \/ [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \ \__/ ');
WriteLn(' \/[]/\ ');
WriteLn(' [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' \ |--| ');
WriteLn(' \\__/ ');
WriteLn(' \[]\ ');
WriteLn(' [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] \');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \ \__/ ');
WriteLn(' \/[]/\ ');
WriteLn(' [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__//\ ');
WriteLn(' / []/ ');
WriteLn(' \/ [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| / ');
WriteLn(' \__// ');
WriteLn(' /[]/ ');
WriteLn(' / [] ');
WriteLn(' / [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
Times:= Times +1;
until(DoTimes = Times);
ClearDebug;
end;
procedure FindLevel;
begin
case Level of
1: Danceone;
2: Dancetwo;
3: Dancethree;
4: Dancefour;
5: Dancefive;
end;
end;
Procedure Sig;
begin
If not (DoSig) then Exit;
WriteLn(' ||===\\ /\ |\ || //===\\ ||========');
WriteLn(' || \\ //\\ | \ || // \\ || ');
WriteLn(' || \\ // \\ ||\\ || // || ');
WriteLn(' || \\ // \\ || \\ || || || ');
WriteLn(' || || //======\\ || \\ || || ||=== ');
WriteLn(' || // // \\ || \\ || \\ || ');
WriteLn(' || // // \\ || \\ || \\ || ');
WriteLn(' || // // \\ || \\ || \\ // || ');
WriteLn(' ||==// // \\ || \\|| \\===// ||========');
Wait(1500)
ClearDebug;
end;
begin
Sig;
Wait(500)
FindLevel;
end.
~Stupedspam
*rolling on floor laughing ass off*
If Stupedspam > Genious then TypeSpam('THIS IS SPARTA!!');
Scripts: Varrock Smither! | Fight Caves Runner! | Kebab Buyer! | L.A.M.E. (Outdated)
Tutorials: SRL user-defined procedures | JaGex UID files | Printing your scripts
Applications: StartUp Notepad | SCAR Assistant
Misc: FREE Delphi 7 v2 | Official SRL Graphics
If Persian asks for earth and water then Yell "This is Sparta" and kick them into a well.
~Stupedspam
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