A little boy is playing with his trainset while his mom makes dinner. Around and around the train goes, and finally it stops at the little station. The boy says "Alright, all you mother fuckers gettin on you get on the right, and all you sons of bitches gettin off you get off on the left." The mother hears from the kitchen runs in, and sends him to stand in the corner. After a couple hours the mom says "alright, son, you can go play". So the boy runs off and starts playin with his trains. Around and Around it goes until it comes to a stop at the station. The boy says "All passengers boarding, please enter on the right, and passengers exiting, please exit to the left........And if your wondering about the 2 hour delay, its cause of that fucking bitch in the kitchen!