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    Ok here are some jokes:

    How do we know that princess diana's chauffer had dandruff?
    We found his head and shoulders in the dash board.

    Whats the difference between world hungar and Bmw?
    Diana couldn't stop either

    Have you heard Dianas on the radio and the dashboard and the windscreen?

    How do we know that diana's eyes were blue?
    One blew out the left window the other blew out the right.

    ---------More jokes------------------------------------------------

    There are 4 scout children on a plane with micheal jackson and david beckham
    the plane is about to crash!!! David beckham says 'leave the children lets grab the 2 parachutes and get out of here' then micheal jackson says 'What about the children' . Beckham says 'Fuck the children'.... Micheal jackson says 'O yea!!!!!!!!!'

    --------l4m3 j0k35-----------------------

    Doctor doctor i feel like a pair of curtains..
    Pull yourself together

    Doctor doctor i feel like a dustbin
    Dont talk rubbish!

    --------More to come!!!!!!!!!!!!!---------------------------------------

    Feel free to add some more. If theres another thread which has already been made please delete this thread.

    ->{Nauman}<-

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    Thx.

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    Decent.. But you most likely copied these off TV or google

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    Nah got them of my friends. The guy who made the diana jokes was about 12yrs old ...

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    Why did Michael Jackson go to K-Mart (or w/e store you go to ) ? Because he heard little boy's pants were half off!!
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    Lol!

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    I find the diana ones quite offensive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sp0rky View Post
    I find the diana ones quite offensive.

    ok???? You princess diana's cousin or something

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    No, I'm british and don't believe her memory should be treated in a way that pokes fun at her. She did some amazing things and her intentions were always good.

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    Yea i guess. Btw the way i thought you came from spork-eh.com/development? It says that in your location. Anyway avoid the diana crap just look onto the micheal jackson

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    Ninjas don't dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Ninjas!
    The jealous temper of mankind, ever more disposed to censure than
    to praise the work of others, has constantly made the pursuit of new
    methods and systems no less perilous than the search after unknown
    lands and seas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by R0b0t1 View Post
    Ninjas don't dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Ninjas!

    Ok im going to ignore that.

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    The ninjas will get you for doubting them.
    The jealous temper of mankind, ever more disposed to censure than
    to praise the work of others, has constantly made the pursuit of new
    methods and systems no less perilous than the search after unknown
    lands and seas.

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    I thought the ninja was funny, but i originally heard it as:

    chuck norris doesnt dodge bullets, bullets dodge chuck norris

    which IS funny.

    anyway, i have more jokes that i know what to do with, but heres on of my favorites:
    A little boy is playing with his trainset while his mom makes dinner. Around and around the train goes, and finally it stops at the little station. The boy says "Alright, all you mother fuckers gettin on you get on the right, and all you sons of bitches gettin off you get off on the left." The mother hears from the kitchen runs in, and sends him to stand in the corner. After a couple hours the mom says "alright, son, you can go play". So the boy runs off and starts playin with his trains. Around and Around it goes until it comes to a stop at the station. The boy says "All passengers boarding, please enter on the right, and passengers exiting, please exit to the left........And if your wondering about the 2 hour delay, its cause of that fucking bitch in the kitchen!

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    Lol, wow... Yeah could you lay off of princess Diana?
    Back from the dead.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by munk View Post
    A little boy is playing with his trainset while his mom makes dinner. Around and around the train goes, and finally it stops at the little station. The boy says "Alright, all you mother fuckers gettin on you get on the right, and all you sons of bitches gettin off you get off on the left." The mother hears from the kitchen runs in, and sends him to stand in the corner. After a couple hours the mom says "alright, son, you can go play". So the boy runs off and starts playin with his trains. Around and Around it goes until it comes to a stop at the station. The boy says "All passengers boarding, please enter on the right, and passengers exiting, please exit to the left........And if your wondering about the 2 hour delay, its cause of that fucking bitch in the kitchen!

    That omost made me pee myself.
    I do visit every 2-6 months

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    Oh man...


    Erectile Dysfunction is a condition where the penis cannot be held erect for any long period of time. It is mostly theoretical, as no hard proof has been found.

    Lol
    The jealous temper of mankind, ever more disposed to censure than
    to praise the work of others, has constantly made the pursuit of new
    methods and systems no less perilous than the search after unknown
    lands and seas.

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    Lol!

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