What I think is the funniest is I bet he's exaggerating everything possible to make him look better in the original story. I reckon that we went there, said "What is up my fellow gangster homies - now get me some of those pimpin' pieces of fried processed meat before I pop a cap in you" and when they said no, he started crying and said we was gonna tel his mommies (and yes he is the star of the old "White 'n' nerdy" clip - that was awesome).
If you wanted people to be on your side, learn what grammar and spelling is and learn to tell stories. Saying you acted like a jerk over a period of a couple of paragraphs = insta hate, Saying you were a nice guy and they acted like jerks over a couple of paragraphs = insta love. Even a 5 years old could have made up a better story.
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