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    Default Man Superglues Condom to Penis to Save on Schmex!

    Meheh.

    If this is not allowed, I will just delete it, but I found this quite funny. Very funny.

    A Romanian man needed some help after his ‘great idea’ started to feel not so great. He had superglued his condom to his penis.

    The 43-year-old father-of-five told doctors he and his wife didn’t want any more children. Their obvious solution was to start using condoms, but the condoms Nicolae Popovici’s wife bought were a bit ‘roomy’.

    The couples solution for this small problem was not to buy new condoms that did fit, but to make the big ones fit. One way or another.

    They used superglue to glue the condom to the man’s penis. This did not only solve the size-issue, but they could also re-use the condoms, so they thought.

    After sex, the couple realised the condom was stuck and wouldn’t come off. After trying everything they could think off (and these people are resourceful as you may have noticed) Nicolae went to the local medical clinic for help.

    One of the nurses said: “He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end.”



    Lol. Who's up for some superglue?


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    lol Funny

    i think it might not be allowed tho...

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    After sex, the couple realised the condom was stuck and wouldn’t come off.
    So THAT'S what glue does. It makes things stick. I feel enlightened. I can't believe that they were shocked that it wouldn't come off.

    I think this isn't permitted, but it was funny. May want to take it down to avoid trouble.
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    lol, that would feel bad if you left it on and kept having sex no?

    All the sperm would be sticky and

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    stupid americans i believe?

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    I'll allow it, but I have moved it to the BBQ pit
    Hup Holland Hup!

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    Nice find mate I still i have to ask, what kind of sites do you visit?


    ^LOL^

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    *Whistles*

    Teh Pr0nz! Buahaha!

    I am joking. Really. Just surfing through the internet before seeing something with superglue, and schmex o.O
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    Thats hilarious and if it didnt stick then it would provide useless to their "function" anyway

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    I guess he wasn't planning on urinating that week?

    -boggle-


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    Quote Originally Posted by JuKKa View Post
    stupid americans i believe?
    Your mean... JK! No they were from rome.

    Quote Originally Posted by tarajunky View Post
    I guess he wasn't planning on urinating that week?

    -boggle-
    That's what I was thinking lol.

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    Idiot...
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    Quote Originally Posted by JuKKa View Post
    stupid americans i believe?
    Except that they were Romainian...

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    ROFL haha lol nice post

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    Lol, JuKKa god pwned! x)


    Funny... but it is very stupid tbh >_> He kinda sayd he has a little pwenis when he said the normal condoms were "roomy".


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