The below is probably common knowledge, but for anyone who still hasn't been able to score, here's some advice. Not suited for people below 14 . Strong language may be used.![]()
Aight, this is your last warning (which you're gonna ignore anyways if you've read this far).
Ok, here's your checklist of whatcha gonna have to do:
- Quit RS - for good. Make sure you get IP banned and can't create any new accounts if you're a hardcore addict. Hint: As this may be very hard to accomplish, crash the RS server a couple of times if you're a Ski113D H4X0R and/or mail letterbombs to the jagex office.
- Stop sitting in front of the computer doing pointless scripting - you quit RS, remember?
- Move to Europe (caus it's wayyy cooler than the boring ole USA
, contrary to popular belief ) - please note that this is an optional step
- Get into a decent school/college and actually take interest n' talk to people - being a shy unconfident little prick does NOT get you laid, no matter how sexy you are
- Go out clubbing
- Do what you gotta do
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Yeah, it's not a complete list but the main steps are included. So if you're sick 'n tired of your life as RuneScapian building up armies of people and scripting your life away, do like I did. Take some time off and GET THE FUCK OFF THE COMPUTER.
If you're shy, don'cha worry, just try getting used to people and actually talk to them. Most people are actually rather nice - unless you start going all defensive and take them too serious. Who gives a sh** about what some punk thinks about you - it's your real friends that matter after allAnd if worst comes to worse, make it your life goal to make conversation to at least 3 people every day for 4 weeks. By the end, you'll be a new person (unless you're a lazy bum that can't get his ass off his seat in which case you will remain a looser. No pain no gain).
Do what you gotta do. ENJOY LIFE and joke around. Oh, and don't be too damn serious.



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, contrary to popular belief ) - please note that this is an optional step

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