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    How to get Laid... and (maybe) drunk... at 16

    The below is probably common knowledge, but for anyone who still hasn't been able to score, here's some advice. Not suited for people below 14 . Strong language may be used.

    Aight, this is your last warning (which you're gonna ignore anyways if you've read this far).

    Ok, here's your checklist of whatcha gonna have to do :

    1. Quit RS - for good. Make sure you get IP banned and can't create any new accounts if you're a hardcore addict. Hint: As this may be very hard to accomplish, crash the RS server a couple of times if you're a Ski113D H4X0R and/or mail letterbombs to the jagex office.
    2. Stop sitting in front of the computer doing pointless scripting - you quit RS, remember?
    3. Move to Europe (caus it's wayyy cooler than the boring ole USA , contrary to popular belief ) - please note that this is an optional step
    4. Get into a decent school/college and actually take interest n' talk to people - being a shy unconfident little prick does NOT get you laid, no matter how sexy you are
    5. Go out clubbing
    6. Do what you gotta do


    Yeah, it's not a complete list but the main steps are included. So if you're sick 'n tired of your life as RuneScapian building up armies of people and scripting your life away, do like I did. Take some time off and GET THE FUCK OFF THE COMPUTER.

    If you're shy, don'cha worry, just try getting used to people and actually talk to them. Most people are actually rather nice - unless you start going all defensive and take them too serious. Who gives a sh** about what some punk thinks about you - it's your real friends that matter after all And if worst comes to worse, make it your life goal to make conversation to at least 3 people every day for 4 weeks. By the end, you'll be a new person (unless you're a lazy bum that can't get his ass off his seat in which case you will remain a looser. No pain no gain).

    Do what you gotta do. ENJOY LIFE and joke around. Oh, and don't be too damn serious.

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    umm...fail much?


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    Quote Originally Posted by skilld u View Post
    umm...fail much?

    Yeah but less than you . Hell, I mean, you're in this thread attempting to start a flame war in a topic that most people probably won't reply to anyways.

    Hmm... Just curious as to how old you are and still without success... otherwise you wouldn't be posting here, or would ya?

    EDIT: Oh, I 4got to mention that the entire post is written in something called "sarcasm", something which might be difficult to discern for some people.

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    i play rs, and i go out an get laid. its untrue. and if its so ad, wh are you here?
    Did someone say GDK?

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    Read my siggy

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    I believe this is quite fail as well.. You don't need a club to get laid, nor do you need to prey on drunk girls.

    Just allow yourself to have a big dick, and go for it.

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    lol nice one garrett
    Did someone say GDK?

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    god thats going in my sig
    Quote Originally Posted by 3garret3
    Just allow yourself to have a big dick, and go for it.
    Blank!

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    It makes me seem like a fag though

    Fine. I don't think I am in anyone elses sig. So it's cool.

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    Why are you still part of this community... You would do better with a wanna get laid forum...


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    Meh, people try to burn other people too much, its kinda a "just for kicks" tut and if you dont get that then you need to take this guide seriously...

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    this is total bs

    well quit rs is true, you should quit once you hit 15...

    scripting is okay... doesnt matter to girls, its a hobby.

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    I think botmaster just finds it extra hard to get a girl friend...

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    or just be a playa....

    Code:
    • Narcle: I recall Jukka releasing a bunch of scripts like this before... Its how he rolls I think. rofl
    • Solarwind: Dude, you are like... t3h s3x.
    • Hy71194: JuKKa you're a machine! You released 3 scripts in 10 minutes! :O
    • benjaa: woah.... Jukka is the man Guildminer pwns all
    • NaumanAkhlaQ: And JuKKa Is my Her0!

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    I can do all and win. so, I agree with:


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    It's not hard to get a chick just gotta be sexy like me buy ur ass a gym pass get a 6 10 or 12 pack add some muscles bi's tri's lat's pec's go on the beach get a tan(If not get a spray one).

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    Jeez... I see people here have no sense of humour . This is obviously not a serious guide - quite a lot of misinterpretation from people reading this thread. And if it were a real guide, there's at least a million different ways to approach this subject matter.

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    lol thats a very good plan... specially for kids who go to their high school and are like, hey girls.... I have a 99 str pure

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    Quote Originally Posted by griff721 View Post
    lol thats a very good plan... specially for kids who go to their high school and are like, hey girls.... I have a 99 str pure

    Maybe try out and see how it goes?
    On topic:
    I see that someone has problems with getting laid?
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    Lol sorry under 14 so no getting laid but anyways funny. I think this deserves a fail but nevertheless funny hehe.
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    meh, all you gotta do is not tell anyone that you play rs and your smooth sailing :P
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    Owww sh*t! This is what I've been doing wrong all these years ;(

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    Although most of the stuff that you said is pure FAIL.

    I do Agree with, Hardly playing RS or Not playing at all. I used to play up until school, then from school play until I go to bed. I stopped a couple months ago and its gotten me: More popularity, a beautiful girlfriend, a job and a much more happier life. Now all I do is script when I'm bored or have extra time, as Well as playing Combat Arms sometimes

    So In my opinion RS is just like a drug, abuse it and it messes up your life.
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    Hmm.....Getting laid at 16 :S It's wrong and if you need the girl to be drunk, it's quite sad. Usually girls who go to parties, get drunk and get laid are Slurries. Who's Vag look like a wizard sleave. IMO save sex with someone you care about and really like, because you'll regret it later.
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    I really don't agree with the whole 16 thing... much less getting here drunk. If they are dumb enough to get drunk like that then they are probably s**ts... (lu)

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