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    Default Power of the pussy

    The power of the pussy

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    I stand here in da house
    Ready to rock and arouse
    People passing by
    someone gets the butterfly
    
    As me hits the floor
    A stranger at the door
    The bouncer with the glock
    nearly fainting in shock.
    
    She radiates energetic air
    Everything about her fair
    Irresistible force shaking
    The power of the pussy.
    
    Revamped, much underestimated
    She quickly stated
    That she dont do nobody
    What a shame!
    
    Looks around, 
    face with galore abound,
    her view strikes me,
    my desperate attempt to flee
    
    Cut short by the staggering
    of quick attempts at stammering
    My words come quick n slow
    Nothings going with the flow
    
    What just happened to meself
    I've just been put on a shelf,
    a toy resting to be used
    but instead I'm being abused!
    
    The power of the pussy. 
    It's come back to haunt
    I attempt resist the urge to flaunt.
    The power of the pussy.
    
    My mind foggy with dull imagination
    Someone just go end this nightmare
    Why can't I just indulge in culmination
    I don't really wanna care!!!
    
    Everythings chaotic, I drink too much
    She says she met such and such
    I cannot think clear, 
    attempt to steer
    The conversation 
    in a good direction
    But I cannot escape
    The power of the pussy.
    
    We end up in room one sixty nine
    I finally realize that she is mine
    She talks about positions from a zine
    Her skin begins to shine.
    
    The power of the pussy...
    Oh god I was such a wussy.
    [CENSORED]
    I hope she didn't fake it.
    
    Two weeks later,
    she mentions a waiter
    I look austere
    she just does the deer.
    
    Much more relaxed and calm
    I'm back in my own realm
    Yet she still baffled me
    With the power of the pussy.
    How do ya like it?

    It's been a while... but I'm BACK!!!

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    are you talking about cats? or chicks if its chicks you phail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiCbaZ View Post
    are you talking about cats? or chicks if its chicks you phail.
    Was that a serious question? If so, YOU fail.
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    I do not like it....the rhyming is bad...like "zine" to it to rhyme with nine, is dum.

    Nice try though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narcle View Post
    Was that a serious question? If so, YOU fail.
    Cats are the t3h s4x

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiCbaZ View Post
    are you talking about cats? or chicks if its chicks you phail.
    Agreed.

    If you are talking about girls which I think you are you are simp ,weakling whatever you wanna call it. No reason why you should be putting pussy on a pedestal. They don't put our dicks on one. I'd be damned if I ever let a chick control me with her pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiCbaZ View Post
    are you talking about cats? or chicks if its chicks you phail.
    Yet another person who cannot appreciate poetry. And yes, I am talking about chicks in case you haven't realized. Yep, you did understand that it's about some creepy dude putting her on a pedestal and getting all fussy about it. Some crappy rhymes, I didn't really bother in certain places which was part of it. It gets crappier the more she starts seducing him, while he's drunk there's barely any rhyme at all. At the end, it's basically just him stammering, so the words are a bit incoherent and there's two or three worded lines.

    Oh and btw... Just to clarify a few things, I personally do NOT act like that (unless I'm REALLY drunk, which usually doesn't happen). The "lyrical I" and the real "I" are two different things.

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    I didn't like this poem. Seemed to remind me too much of rap 'music'.

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    There are lots of little kids here, like 11 and 12. A mod or Admin should not have to put [CENCORED] in your peom. PLease Don't be too, rambunctious (?).
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    I like you, botmaster.

    I have read some of your posts earlier, and I like the way you express yourself without regardless of what other people might react to your posts, and I truly respect and admire you for that.

    And, this poem made me think about this, and I've wanted to post this for long, but I've never really bothered. But now I did.


    I think you should be happy.
    Because you should know that all these people admire you deep inside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by orange View Post
    I didn't like this poem. Seemed to remind me too much of rap 'music'.
    I like rap, best music their is.

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    I don't like this at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckleyindahouse View Post
    I like rap, best music their is.
    /declares flame war.

    :'(

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    Quote Originally Posted by noidea View Post
    There are lots of little kids here, like 11 and 12. A mod or Admin should not have to put [CENCORED] in your peom. PLease Don't be too, rambunctious (?).
    Lol... actually, I took the liberty to censor that line. Why? Because of precisely that reason which you stated. Most people will understand that line anyways, if they've ever get the meaning of 1-69, and all the rest. I highly doubt that a kid aged 11 in this day and age doesn't get what it means, and that's through no fault of my own.
    Gotta love MTV, and all the otha media who make it possible for kids 5 and above to know allll the stuff ruining their sweet inoccenct yearz.

    You don't like it, fine . But don't count on your pseudo-criticism to be responded to. This thread isn't gonna go down in a ball of flamez... I hope

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    Quote Originally Posted by botmaster View Post
    Lol... actually, I took the liberty to censor that line.

    You don't like it, fine . But don't count on your pseudo-criticism to be responded to. This thread isn't gonna go down in a ball of flamez... I hope
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    cats are t3h s4x, thanks for the poem about them .

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    This made me laugh a lot. Thanks for this. =]

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    The rhyming is kinda bad in places, but it's a little amusing at parts i suppose
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    Not all kids are sick - minded like you. Don't expect that all little kids are going to be a perverted child. Some kids are decent.

    Edit: Hugolord kids may have sexual orientation but they shouldn't be thinking wrongly about it. Nor should they be writing poems like this. It is not a matter to be joking like this about it. Sex is actually serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leather cock View Post
    Not all kids are sick - minded like you. Don't expect that all little kids are going to be a perverted child. Some kids are decent.
    Some kids have no sexual orientation.

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    its quite funny


    AND RANDOM w00p w00p

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    Quote Originally Posted by botmaster View Post
    Oh and btw... Just to clarify a few things, I personally do NOT act like that (unless I'm REALLY drunk, which usually doesn't happen). The "lyrical I" and the real "I" are two different things.
    Not that good of a poem but kinda good meaning to it and I think people are more likely not to act like this when drunk, but when sober.


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    If you are talking about girls which I think you are you are simp
    HAHA simp is now my favourite word
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    Haha a serious piece of literature based around pussy. I like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by orange View Post
    /declares flame war.

    :'(
    Gonna have to fight you on that "no rap" thing mate

    Unless your talking hip pop. In THAT case, burn it all!

    Accept that the waters around you have grown.

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