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    We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

    This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

    Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

    We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the police or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story

    she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.
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    er wtf, haha u made the from a story about hitting a girl into the fresh prince of belair...?
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    It's supposed to be a joke. It wasn't.

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    Did you really hit the girl?

    If you, douchebag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheVoiceInYourHead View Post
    Did you really hit the girl?

    If you, douchebag.
    its a joke...
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    First of all it must be a joke because u made it funny at the end and if you were serious about it you wouldn't have included that part. 2nd of all if someone said that to me, man, women, or heshe I wouldn't punch it/her/he I would give it/her/he a nice backhand to the face and walk away. That's how I would deal with it, laughs for everyone and makes that person look like a loser.

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    How is that joke funny?

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    O.o >_> lulz. halarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oliver1205 View Post
    We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

    This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

    Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

    We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the police or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story

    she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.
    LMAO! this was funny haha, made me read whole thing and turned to a joke. that wouldev been a sad story if it was realy ;(
    i was omg dude lol.

    ima post this other forum

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    It probably would have been better if you could use proper punctuation and spell right.

    Thrown? Lol wtf? It's Throne.

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    Omg that was sooo funny!

    I thought you were serious! XD
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    Its not funny on 4chan, its not funny here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruroken View Post
    Its not funny on 4chan, its not funny here.
    If it's funny on 4chan I sure hope it's NOT funny here.

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    I don't get how you all think it's funny?
    It's just a made up story then he typed in a song from a show?

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    Meh it was funny.

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    Take some pics of her nose ffs ;P

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    LOl i was like ouch until the end. Nice one. lol

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    If you made that up on your own. I have to say damn good story teller. But if you copied it then boooo.
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    wow lol u freaking scared me i saw the title then was like WTF!!!!! but lol saw the last bit and was like haha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narcle View Post
    If you made that up on your own. I have to say damn good story teller. But if you copied it then boooo.
    It was an epic copypasta. Otherwise I will eat the proverbial hat.

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    She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!".
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z468B8vV6XU

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    That was the funniest fucking thing I have ever read! I almost started crying it was so funny.

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    lol this can't be real but funny though hahahaha
    lol

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    rofl nice one xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narcle View Post
    If you made that up on your own. I have to say damn good story teller. But if you copied it then boooo.
    It's disgusting and stupid either way, and posted in General News.
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