How can I kill some plants?

[[-jesus-]]

Mix up some bleach & ammonia, or perhaps a Drano/Ajax/Comet mix

Edit: Just rip the plants out & if he yells at you tell him to fuck off, you don't like plants on your windowsill.

[noidea]

What kind of plants are they?

[jakeyboy29]

piss in it, and pour beer ad vodka init.

[vikrant60]

Cmon my way ^.^ please.

[Brain]

I'm not a Fan of science but try out Fostfide, Sodium or pure Potassium and poor water over it ^.^ makes a massive BOOM! and does biggy damage.
If you can :P try out HCL, H2SO4, Try get them as a Volume of 2+ or like even
10+ :P The ten plus will burn everything to the ground ^.^ so try 2+.

Those high levels of acid are controlled substances, and I don't feel like stealing from the chem department.

Add bleach to the soil, then churn the soil around and water.

Don't have bleach

Mix up some bleach & ammonia, or perhaps a Drano/Ajax/Comet mix

Edit: Just rip the plants out & if he yells at you tell him to fuck off, you don't like plants on your windowsill.

Yes, that will kill me...so I won't care about the plants anymore...and as for your edit, I like it, and lol'ed

What kind of plants are they?

stupid plants that don't let me close the blinds all the way

piss in it, and pour beer ad vodka init.

I might poor my urine in there later, but I drink so many fluids that my urine is ultra-dilute. And I don't have alcohol, nor am I allowed to have any, plus the smell would give it away.

[zertunami]

In addition to soap and salt, why not try to alter temperature of the room? Some plants cannot grow or just die when the temperature does not suit their proper environment. I say to to put the temperature super cold when you are away

[Brain]

In addition to soap and salt, why not try to alter temperature of the room? Some plants cannot grow or just die when the temperature does not suit their proper environment. I say to to put the temperature super cold when you are away

I'm only gone like 2 hours at a time, and I also have adverse reactions to cold temperature. lol

Also, he is usually here when I am gone.

[zertunami]

Does anyone know if soda might kill a plant?

[Brain]

Does anyone know if soda might kill a plant?

How dare you suggest I waste some of my delicious drinks!!!!!!

[Aser]

No chemicals makes it tough because that is the easiest and least detectable way to kill plants.

But if you want to be ninja with what you have...

Spray-paint the leaves whatever color they are so they get no light (little messy inside) but you could take it outside when your roomy isn't home.

Grab some of those do not eat packets from clothing that are supposed to absorb moisture and put them in the soil to dehydrate them.

Salt works good but so does blood but blood is really hard to come by unless you're a murderer or suicidal.

If you make an incision with a knife at the very base of the plant it will kill it within a few days. Grab a razor and make a cut below the soil line all the way around the stem. Make sure you completly sever the xylem (or is it phloem) either way this stops the plant from being able to get any water and it will die.
It would be hard to detect if you used a small knife (unless he really examined the plant) and if it was below the soil line (dig down a little) they would never notice.

You could also put it in the freezer for a couple of hours a day/bury some ice cubes in its pot and freeze it to death.

Good luck and i hope this was helpful

[Brain]

hmmmmm, I didn't even think of cutting it a little below the soil...
I think that's next if soap and stuff doesn't work

[Narcle]

No chemicals makes it tough because that is the easiest and least detectable way to kill plants.

But if you want to be ninja with what you have...

Spray-paint the leaves whatever color they are so they get no light (little messy inside) but you could take it outside when your roomy isn't home.

Grab some of those do not eat packets from clothing that are supposed to absorb moisture and put them in the soil to dehydrate them.

Salt works good but so does blood but blood is really hard to come by unless you're a murderer or suicidal.

If you make an incision with a knife at the very base of the plant it will kill it within a few days. Grab a razor and make a cut below the soil line all the way around the stem. Make sure you completly sever the xylem (or is it phloem) either way this stops the plant from being able to get any water and it will die.
It would be hard to detect if you used a small knife (unless he really examined the plant) and if it was below the soil line (dig down a little) they would never notice.

You could also put it in the freezer for a couple of hours a day/bury some ice cubes in its pot and freeze it to death.

Good luck and i hope this was helpful

This guy is a true plant assassin.

In any case I have to ask. Will he/she get new plants to replace them if they die?

[Brain]

This guy is a true plant assassin.

In any case I have to ask. Will he/she get new plants to replace them if they die?

Hope not, hes a guy....kinda, and if he does, I'll kill them too, but I want him to think that he killed them, so it discourages him from getting more.

EDIT: Added rep+ for people above this post

[zertunami]

How dare you suggest I waste some of my delicious drinks!!!!!!

Then you can try boiling water.

[Aser]

Some other ideas...maybe not as effective as the others but if the others don't work...

Don't know on this one but supposedly plants respond to their environment which includes sound. The good gardeners talk nicely to their plants and sing to them. Why not trying to cuss at the plant every time you remember?

Find a way to make green light fall on the plant. Supposedly the chlorophyll can't function properly under green light. This could only be done if you had a few hours of the day to devote to it. If not it could still deprive the plant of a little nourishment which might weaken it to other forms of sabotage.

...(if you smoke) Plants die when exposed to too much cig smoke. You could just smoke by the window and blow the smoke through the plant.

like the spray paint you could coat the leaves with something. Vaseline would make cellular resperation impossible and cause the plant to die.

Find some bugs (from outside hopefully) and put them in the pot, if you are lucky they will find the plant delicious and they will devour it.

Risky one... Take the plant out of the pot and put the roots in a plastic bag then put it back in the soil. This will keep the water from getting to the roots and it will die of dehydration. The only problem would be if he pulled up the plant to throw it away and the roots had a bag on them.

Now some last resort type ideas...

Break the window and make it have to be boarded up so the plant gets no life.

Actually talk to the roommate and ask them to move the plant.

Hide drugs in it and call the cops on your roommate and then they will confenscate the plant as evidence.

[[-jesus-]]

Find a way to make green light fall on the plant. Supposedly the chlorophyll can't function properly under green light. This could only be done if you had a few hours of the day to devote to it. If not it could still deprive the plant of a little nourishment which might weaken it to other forms of sabotage.

Mhm, plants/the chlorophyll absorbs all colors EXCEPT green, that's why they look green since they reflect it. so if you took it away from the white light (light from sun being on the windowsill), and then got a green bulb right over top of it you could slowly decrease it's growth/eventually kill it... IDK how long it actually takes tho.

[King of the Nites]

You better not mess with his plants. Don't you EVER mess with a man's plants!

[zertunami]

You better not mess with his plants. Don't you EVER mess with a man's plants!

Real men don't keep plants

[King of the Nites]

Real men don't keep plants

Some people do and you just need to kindly accept that (Don't take it personally, it just sounded smart). New man law, don't mess with another man's plants. No matter how weird that man is.

(Just imagine it has the man law I said on it...)

[zertunami]

Some people do and you just need to kindly accept that (Don't take it personally, it just sounded smart). New man law, don't mess with another man's plants. No matter how weird that man is.

(Just imagine it has the man law I said on it...)

LOL I love that! And yea I know some people do, I was just making a small joke. I think I'm gonna print that picture lol I love it

[NiiX]

Best way, maybe a little extreme.. get an Arab to breathe on it; they kill people with that breath!

[The Claw]

...(if you smoke) Plants die when exposed to too much cig smoke. You could just smoke by the window and blow the smoke through the plant.

or you could smoke the plants

[NiiX]

or you could smoke the plants

I did that and it was greeeeat!


look the preite colours...

[Da 0wner]

Run this in scar.

[scar]
Program New;
var
Plant : string;

procedure KillPlant;
begin
Plant := 'Dead';
Writeln('The plant is now ' + Plant);
end;

begin
KillPlant;
end.

[Dabbi]

If i found out you destroyed my plants on purpose, i would destroy your computer... don't be an ass, keeping plants is very therapeutic and it can be emotional when they die, think about it... they could be the only thing keeping you from getting wacked in your sleep(understand the way you want), and if he found out you did it on purpose... well i would be dangerous..