So I found some code to make a Python webserver. I modified it a tiny bit, and here it is. Its pretty fast as well (Could someone link me to some webserver software benchmarks?).

I ran a benchmark program that spawned 30 threads and just DDOSed the server with queries (Download any old webpage - the larger the better - and shove it as test.htm in the working directory), and no request took over 0.02 seconds.

Code:
Code:
#Copyright Jon Berg , turtlemeat.com

import string,cgi
from os import curdir, sep
from BaseHTTPServer import BaseHTTPRequestHandler, HTTPServer
#import pri

class MyHandler(BaseHTTPRequestHandler):
    def do_GET(self):
        try:
            if self.path == '/' or '':
                f = open(curdir + sep + '/index.html')
            else:
                f = open(curdir + sep + self.path)
            self.send_response(200)
            self.send_header('Content-type',    'text/html')
            self.end_headers()
            self.wfile.write(f.read())
            f.close()
        except IOError:
            self.send_error(404,'File Not Found: %s' % self.path)
     
    def do_POST(self):
        global rootnode
        try:
            ctype, pdict = cgi.parse_header(self.headers.getheader('content-type'))
            if ctype == 'multipart/form-data':
                query=cgi.parse_multipart(self.rfile, pdict)
            self.send_response(301) 
            self.end_headers()
            upfilecontent = query.get('upfile')
            print "filecontent", upfilecontent[0]
            self.wfile.write("<HTML>POST OK.<BR><BR>");
            self.wfile.write(upfilecontent[0]);
            
        except :
            pass

def main():
    try:
        server = HTTPServer(('', 80), MyHandler)
        print 'started httpserver...'
        server.serve_forever()
    except KeyboardInterrupt:
        print '^C received, shutting down server'
        server.socket.close()

if __name__ == '__main__':
    main()
Benchmark - Unstable:
Code:
import urllib
import threading
import time


class tester(threading.Thread):
    def __init__(self):
        threading.Thread.__init__(self)
    def run(self):
        while True:
            try:
                a = time.time()
                z = urllib.urlopen('http://[YOUR IP HERE]/test.htm').read()
                b = time.time()
                print 'Time taken = %s'%(str(b-a))
                #count = count + 1
                #print str(count)
            except:
                pass

def main():
    count = 0
    for q in range(20):
        a = tester()
        a.start()

if __name__ == '__main__':
    main()