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    Bellman

    1. There once was a Dane, a Norwegian and Bellman who would compete on who could be the longest time in a pigsty.
    First Dane went in, but after one minute, he came out and mares:
    "The pig fart!"
    Then went Norwegian in after two minutes he came out, Green in ansiktetoch tonnage:
    "The pig fart!"
    Then it was Bell's turn to go into pigs tian. After ten minutes came out a pig and mares:
    "Bellman fart!"




    2. Bellman, one French and one German had sought jobs as firefighters. Fire Chief took them up on the tenth floor of an apartment building.
    So said the fire chief that they would jump. Fran Rail jumped and beat themselves to death, then jumped and the German beat themselves to death. But Bellman remained. When the fire chief said to him:
    "You get the job, you will work and not kill you."



    3. Bellman, also a Russian, a German competing over who has the smallest father.
    "My dad is so small that he sleeps in a cupboard," said the Russian.
    "My dad is so small that sleeps in a shoe box," said the German.
    "I have no father, said Bellman. He fell from a ladder and beat themselves to death when he picked strawberrys."




    4. Bellman went to the queen and said he made a bet for 50$ that the queen had a birthmark on the left buttock.
    On the queen replied:
    "It was easy to earn money!"
    The queen pulled down my dress and pulled down my pants.
    "Now you lost 50$ Bellman!"
    "Yes I did," said Bellman, "but look at that window. It says the king - and I made a bet with him a 1000$ that the queen would show the ass for me."



    5. It was Bellman who stood and hopped in a street drain and said 36, 36, 36, 36. Then came a passing police and asked Bellman what he did. Sen asked the police if he can try. The police put on the lid and began to jump and said 36, 36, 36, 36. Then came Bellman removed the lid so that the police fell in the well. Then imagined Bellman again on the cover and jumped and said, 37, 37, 37, 37.




    6. It was a Norwegian, a German and Bellman who would swim to America. First swam Norwegian. After a kilometer tired and he drowned.
    Then swam German. After a distance of 10 kilometres tired and he drowned.
    Then it was Bellman's turn. He swam and swam until it was only a meter to the left coast of America. Then he said:
    "Yikes, what I am tired, I think I swim back home."
    And he did ...



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    I don't get it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugolord View Post
    I don't get it?

    You don't get anything , so blame yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riffe View Post
    You don't get anything , so blame yourself.
    Ok, posting not-so-funny jokes is ovbiously "ok" - but you really shouldn't insult other members, especially not those who have been here longer than you, have a higher status than you, and are generally more respected than you. I'm really annoyed by all your pointless thread, and to be honest, I'm stunned over the fact that you didn't make the "Cats vs. Dogs" thread. Looking through you posts, I see absolutely nothing useful, and you have not in any single way contributed to this community other than clogging up various subforums with random pointless threads and posts with really bad grammar, tons of useless smileys and exclamation signs. You haven't shown a single sing of attempting to learn scripting, and you still continue to post in the same way despite of all the warnings and infractions that you've received.

    Please, atleast try to script, or atleast produce something useful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilChicken! View Post
    Ok, posting not-so-funny jokes is ovbiously "ok" - but you really shouldn't insult other members, especially not those who have been here longer than you, have a higher status than you, and are generally more respected than you. I'm really annoyed by all your pointless thread, and to be honest, I'm stunned over the fact that you didn't make the "Cats vs. Dogs" thread. Looking through you posts, I see absolutely nothing useful, and you have not in any single way contributed to this community other than clogging up various subforums with random pointless threads and posts with really bad grammar, tons of useless smileys and exclamation signs. You haven't shown a single sing of attempting to learn scripting, and you still continue to post in the same way despite of all the warnings and infractions that you've received.

    Please, atleast try to script, or atleast produce something useful.


    Okay, sorry Evilchicken and Hugolord
    So I should go from SRL , right? Awww if you want so i have nothing to do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riffe View Post
    Okay, sorry Evilchicken and Hugolord
    So I should go from SRL , right? Awww if you want so i have nothing to do
    Nah, just stop posting so many goddamn threads lol xD
    Really, your d1ck size doesn't increase by how many useless threads you make.
    Also, I do GET something since I'm a SRL member, I can at least create a hello world scar script
    Rated 1 star btw.

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    Read my post, last sentence, separated from the rest just to make it stand out:

    Please, atleast try to script, or atleast produce something useful.

    That means just what it says. Don't leave, I'm pretty sure you would be a valuable asset to us if you started contributing with other things but stories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilChicken! View Post
    Read my post, last sentence, separated from the rest just to make it stand out:

    Please, atleast try to script, or atleast produce something useful.

    That means just what it says. Don't leave, I'm pretty sure you would be a valuable asset to us if you started contributing with other things but stories.

    Okay. Evilchiken, do you have any script that I can make a script from? I really want to script N0W I have delete many many many useless threads.

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    Orly ..?

    Quote Originally Posted by Riffe View Post
    Yeah
    What would you call that?
    A useful post? Seriously, this is the last warning I'm giving you. Straighten up.

    And look, you may not have visited that exact section of the forums, but there is something call the "Tutorial Island". You might want to check it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilChicken! View Post
    Orly ..?



    What would you call that?
    A useful post? Seriously, this is the last warning I'm giving you. Straighten up.

    And look, you may not have visited that exact section of the forums, but there is something call the "Tutorial Island". You might want to check it out.

    Are you going to ban me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riffe View Post
    Are you going to ban me?
    He doesn't have the powers but I do
    Verrekte Koekwous

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riffe View Post
    You don't get anything , so blame yourself.
    i don't get it either it might be because they are not worded correctly or i just don't have the same sense of humour as you

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    Quote Originally Posted by mastaraymond View Post
    He doesn't have the powers but I do
    Yepp, I know that

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    Quote Originally Posted by mastaraymond View Post
    He doesn't have the powers but I do
    Hmmm I thought that only admins could ban, but mods could suspend. Guess I was wrong, .

    -Griff

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