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    TALES OF A DIRTY.

    As i aproach the school on that friday morning, everything was going fine. Walked around upstairs came down when the bell rang and got to health class. We had some research to do on the internet so we all went to the library. As i sit down i smell this horrible smell. And im like "double you tee eff that kid next to me smells like shit!" so as im sitting there throwing up in my mouth the bell finally rings. The thing that freaks me out the most is that i smelled it again in spanish. So im starting to think im the one smelling and im like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! im a dirty NOOOOOOOOOO!" So i bear through spanish, and go on to english class. I sit down and you guessed it, it smelled like a dirty right where i was sitting. In that class everyone seemed to notice. Kris, the kid next to me told the sub "hey turn on the fan someone shit there pants" and other people saying it was me behind my back. So i go on "not hearing" a word they're saying... and finally i reach lunch period. I couldnt wait cause i needed to ask one of my friends if i smelled like a dirty. So pretty much bother jesse the whole time asking him. and of course he said "No". So i went into the bathroom during programming class and proceed to smell every inch of my clothes but all i could smell was the fresh scent of downy and some of my cologne. This went on untill 7th period and on the busride home. When i get home i go straight to the shower and wash for like 30 minutes, come out and get ready for hanging out that night. I get everything on and get my shoes on, and while im waiting im spraying myself with everything i have in my medicine cabinent. I go into the other room and get on the computer and i smelled that FUCKING smell again. once again i was like "WTF" only i said it out loud. i took of my shoes and smelled the inside and they smelled like a shoe should. But something interesting happend when i smelled my shoe. The smell got worse. So i turn the shoe over and there it was . Remeber a few weeks back? when i was helping my grandma move. yah well i stepped in dog shit, but i cleaned my shoe off. Im guessing the poo got stuck in the cracks and like fermented or something. Im still washing the bottom of my shoe trying to get the smell out.

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    Very unusual.

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    True story, lmao.

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    LOL Im actually laughing! Thats hilarious! HAHAHA

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    Bumpage ftw?

    It was hard to read, if papetowe ever comes back, he should edit it


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    Quote Originally Posted by hy71194 View Post
    Bumpage ftw?

    It was hard to read, if papetowe ever comes back, he should edit it
    Why edit?

    Lol i just read his post

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    I dunno, I liked it the way it was, hard to read. Some stories are meant to be like that. But otherwise Aje, you should take the Buying thing out of your sig before an admin does it for you.
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    rs-rs buying isnt againts the rules i think. Members have a whole forum dedicated to it.
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    The moral of this story: One should never step in dog poo.

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    Best read I've had in a while
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    Wow your best read in a while was about a guy who stepped in dog shit...i don't even want to know what you usually read.






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