I must reiterate, I took a sacred oath, there were the words of my pledge.
"
Believing that true love waits, I make a commitment to God, myself, my family, my friends, my future mate, and my future children to a lifetime of purity including sexual abstinence from this day until the day I enter a biblical marriage relationship."
If you have sex before marriage your penis will rot off and fall into hell where it will be ravaged by hounds for all eternity.
Your balls will droop until they are dragging along the floor and other people can just kick them around, then when you go to hell the devils will strangle you with them.
I obviously dont want that happen because I need my penis to fap
... of course I dont fap anymore.
luckily for me, the church provides me with many passtimes to distract me from the evil urges that are there because Eve at the fruit.