If you've seen the movie "Marley and Me" there's a scene where this reporter guy is talking to his boss, and his boss asks him if they are trying to get pregnant. The reporter's response is that they aren't TRYING, but they aren't NOT TRYING. The boss laughs and asks if they have "Pulled the goalie" (in other words, aren't using contraceptives). The reporter says yes they stopped using contraceptives, to which the boss again laughs and says "Then you ARE trying to get pregnant."
Anyone that thinks they're not using contraceptives, but still not trying to get pregnant is kidding themselves.
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Sex is "Chemical Reactions". Nothing else really.

Sex can be influenced on by more than just chemical reactions in the brain.

Lust is caused by the brain..
It doesn't have to be 'lust caused by the brain,' I was just saying that there are physical reactions that have to happen for sex to take place.
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Umm... We do have some of the weirdest debates. Im a virgin. Sure I would like to have sex before Im married but Ima muslim so I am not allowed.
Usually when you start having sex with your girlfriend, the end of your relationship is around.
Sex comes in twos:
1. Love. Your finnaly doing it with your girl and you feel awesome about it. I guess its a special feeling.
2. Your the bad boy, and shes the slut. You fuck her until she cums and then you make her gag on your dick. Pretty much not love.
@Evil Chick um hes being sarcastic. Hes an athiest. Maybe he sees the light now and believes in god.
Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking.
Not true at all.
If you're a virgin, how do you allow yourself to express such statements?
I got that.@Evil Chick um hes being sarcastic. Hes an athiest. Maybe he sees the light now and believes in god![]()
It was just creepy reading that coming from someone like Yakman.
Edit: XD!
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Acualy there is sex, and making love, making love isn`t sex (if you dont understand, making love is like sex, but you can get more pleasure), because sex is mostly with no hard feelings and mostly one night stands.
But love making, is emotional, and it mostly makes connection with people stronger...
And better have sex with unkown girls, not freinds, because it can end your friendship.
i`m here as long asdon`t get in the way...
While we're at it, how does people feel about anal sex?
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There was this girl who I really loved, and she was probably the only girl who I have loved the most out of the 4 I have gone out with. We did end up kissing, and not much else because we were in year 7. She dumped me to go out with another guy.
I got a new girlfriend in year 8, but at the time when she asked me out, I said yes but I didn't actually love her. Yes we did do a few sexual things together, but no we did not have intercourse. I dumped her after I found out she got drunk one night and cheated on me. I decided to give this girl a second chance, since I am in year 10 and she convinced me that she has changed. I found out her parents don't like me, because I was.. *having fun* with her when her dad walked in... (No we won't doing anything too serious but her dad thought we were doing much more then what we actually were, btw this was when I was in year 8. We broke up the next day)
I recently, (6 weeks ago) started going out with her after she told me she still loved me, I have only seen her once since we have been going out. I don't really love her but I don't really want to dump her either.... kind of confused at the moment
Anyway, talking about this first girl I went out with, she was lovely. She is in my maths grade at the moment, and I highly dough that one day me and her will make love, let alone, go out again. She is a brunette and the girl I am going out at the moment is a Blonde, and yes she is hot but I don't love her, I really want to go out with the Brunette girl as she has a better personality and such. I don't really talk to her and I like her at the moment but Il'd never tell her I do, because I don't know how she will react.
She was probably the best girl I have ever gone out with (Brunette one) and the blonde girl was the most I had done things with. I will refer to them as Brunette and Blonde because I do not want to give out there names
Edit - Who ever said that girls cannot get there period when they are 12, welcome to the future. The brunette girl (i remember) told me she first got her period on her 11th birthday
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I had sex today. Well, sort of. I was at my friends flat and a female friend of ours came over too. Now my friend and this girl have had somewhat of an. interesting.. past together. We got talking, me and this girl, and my friend convinced me to have sex with her, so I thought you know, why not. She's hot and I'm gunna have to loose it sometime.
So I'm in and like.. shes making all the right noises, etc. Then she just stops and says 'This doesnt feel right, he is in the other room'. Now imagine that. I mean my friend wasnt being quite, the whole freaking apartment block could hear his music, and we were in the next room.
What happened next was pretty much a series of attempts to rekindle what was going on from earlier, but failed. I ended up finishing myself off in the toilet, getting dressed and leaving in a very unfriendly manor.
I know for sure that my friend and this girl have had sex already, probably as soon as I left the flat.
FML, tbh.
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My girlfriend loves it. "the bigger the better", she says. I also like it, but once she took this huge giant dildo and my ass has never been the same again.
no rly, never tried and prolly never willi am very interested in trying, but i will not ask my gf. if she someday wants it, which is very very unlikely, i do it.
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I would classify that as a cock-block by the friend of yours. He tried to get you laid but knew that he would be a 'distraction' to her. He should have left his place for a little while (went on a walk or something) and let you go at it that way instead of blasting the music so you couldn't get into it.
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Yup. Ah god knows. 1 thing is for sure though, I wont be calling her for a while. Meh. I don't mind, I suppose I'm over it a bit more now I've calmed down a bit more.
Ah well, we are still good friends anyway. Turns out the mood completely died when I left and they didnt actually get up to anything.
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I screwed that one up, couldn't even follow my own regulations.
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Just a quick one,
If your having these desires to sleep with people before marriage, doesn't that make you ridden with sin?
Shouldn't you hate yourself or read from a holy book or something?
I'm confused,
In your eyes, your a sinner for having these thoughts..
In the same way a gay man is a sinner for being gay.. :\?
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