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    you ought to listen to Mr. Klean...he's magical!
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    lol this is silly. I kinda like the flying spagettie monster better haha
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    Lol stupid. But then again, people have been known to belive in stupid and irrational entities in the past.

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    some stuff on there makes sense.
    I sent the link to some people on e-mail
    i might put one of those avatars up on here xD

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    Yeah, I lol'd IRL. Good luck with your Google, I prefer to stay with the real and only GOD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hermen View Post
    Yeah, I lol'd IRL. Good luck with your Google, I prefer to stay with the real and only GOD.
    Me too, which is why I follow Googlism, because Google is the only "real and only GOD" around. Prove me wrong.

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    lol guys, just read through the hate male. it will make you cringe >.< the people that wrote that stuff must be dumb as a rock. i cant belive people actualy even tried to evangelize. i mean its a freaking satire! oviously the creators of that website know that google isnt a god :S
    you gotta hate dumb religous folk like that haha.
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    Someone's trolling the fundies harddddd

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    Quote Originally Posted by MetalancA View Post
    Lol stupid. But then again, people have been known to belive in stupid and irrational entities in the past.
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    "Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat."
    — Theodore Roosevelt

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    Quote Originally Posted by [-jesus-] View Post
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    Any religion you want to name

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    rofl

    Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".
    Seems like advertisements to me..
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    That's so awesome. Hatemail especially..

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    Quote Originally Posted by lancerawks View Post
    lol guys, just read through the hate male. it will make you cringe >.< the people that wrote that stuff must be dumb as a rock. i cant belive people actualy even tried to evangelize. i mean its a freaking satire! oviously the creators of that website know that google isnt a god :S
    you gotta hate dumb religous folk like that haha.
    Well, what's more stupid than a christian redneck?
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    Now this is something that I can believe in! Look at those statements! Good stuff they got going there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoF View Post
    That's so awesome. Hatemail especially..

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    Well, what's more stupid than a christian redneck?
    i was gonna say a rock... but idk ima have to think about that one XD
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    Quote Originally Posted by lancerawks View Post
    i was gonna say a rock... but idk ima have to think about that one XD
    A rock is smarter than a redneck Christian. At least a rock knows that if it can't speak English, it shouldn't speak at all.

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    LOL! I like the PROOF page, it's so true it's creepy!

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    Some of the people in there probably ACTUALLY believe in Google. But where is the Google Heaven?

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    It's impressive and scientifically correct, although I am a firm believer in the Celestial Teapot!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WT-Fakawi View Post
    It's impressive and scientifically correct, although I am a firm believer in the Celestial Teapot!
    HAHAHAHAHA XD

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