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    Default Guinea pig problem.

    Okay, I need your help. Some guinea pig just went into my anus. Now it is stuck transversely... And it itches.
    Can somebody help me to get it out of there? It isn't a good feeling.


    Edit: I tried tweezers already, but it caused my anus to go bleeding.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuttleu View Post
    if that really happened i doubt you would be typing on here...

    ~shut
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuttleu View Post
    pic or it didnt happen

    ~shut
    It is on the inside. Do you want a photo of my pooper? :/ You pervert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuttleu View Post
    this isnt general news anyway

    and how the hell would a guinea pig get up your arse?

    ~shut
    It was sniffing there, I was like it feels good, then it *plop* went in :<

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    Pix or it didn't happen.

    also, inb4 close.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Pix or it didn't happen.

    also, inb4 close.
    No pix of my pooper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuttleu View Post

    EDIT: harry i already said that
    he just isnt original nor funny :/

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    Double post, double the Guinea pigs.
    /me shoves in my guinea pig
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laur€ns View Post
    Some guinea pig just went into my anus ... it caused my anus to go bleeding.
    ^ Hawt. Also it is quite the irony that a Guinea Pig is testing things...

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    Quote Originally Posted by noidea View Post
    Double post, double the Guinea pigs.
    /me shoves in my guinea pig
    DO NOT WANT
    Also, it itches enough with one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laur€ns View Post
    No pix of my pooper.
    Boring ;(

    Just go to the hospital then.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Just go to the hospital then.
    How do you explain a guinea pig in your anus easily?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laur€ns View Post
    How do you explain a guinea pig in your anus easily?
    Say you're a beastophile?? You do not even NEED to explain it to them...privacy laws.


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    No, he will get sued by Animal Control for the endangerment of the guinea pig.
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    roflmao... dude, lay off those drugs for a while, mkay? They don't seem to be too good for you...

    Edit: that poor guinea pig... I feel sorry for it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by noidea View Post
    No, he will get sued by Animal Control for the endangerment of the guinea pig.
    He should sue the guinea pig for endagerment of his anus.

    Anyway, wat?

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    First of all, this isn't really funny (well, a bit maybe), he needs help so stop being so bitchy.

    And laurens, all i can say is : Ask the doctor.
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    ok ok ok i have the answer. first off, take ducktape and compleatly air proof your butt hole. that will cause the creature to sufficate and die inside you. the next step is to eat a whole lot of chillie. Find yourself a nice private area, a toilet wont work because you might break it in the prosses of shooting that puppy dog out.

    Good Luck
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    Quote Originally Posted by lancerawks View Post
    ok ok ok i have the answer. first off, take ducktape and compleatly air proof your butt hole. that will cause the creature to sufficate and die inside you. the next step is to eat a whole lot of chillie. Find yourself a nice private area, a toilet wont work because you might break it in the prosses of shooting that puppy dog out.

    Good Luck
    rofl, seems like SOMEONE here has a bit of experience on this topic...
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    Call PETA. They'll surely send someone to insult you, throw red paint all over your ass and release the guinea pig back to nature.

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