I'll start off with a few
Code:<Markus92> Ogre: how did you dod that backwards b???? <cycrosism> its a dCode:<cycrosism> R0b0t1: i wanna take a ride on your disco stick <Wizzup> gay <cycrosism> IF THATS GAY THEN LADY GAGA IS GAY
I'll start off with a few
Code:<Markus92> Ogre: how did you dod that backwards b???? <cycrosism> its a dCode:<cycrosism> R0b0t1: i wanna take a ride on your disco stick <Wizzup> gay <cycrosism> IF THATS GAY THEN LADY GAGA IS GAY
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I personally think the random ones on srl.html are funnier sometimes.
http://stats.rizon.net/chan/srl.html
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Lol this thread was made for people to paste funny quotes from the #srl irc channel
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lulz:
harry is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 78 times.
For example, like this:
* Harry slaps Gurkan`
kz can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 22 times.
Poor harry, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 60 times.
For example, like this:
* Ogre slaps Harry
tootoot222 seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 21 times.
~Destiny~
lolCode:<cycrosism> Harry: nou <Harry> n <Harry> o <Harry> u <Harry> liek gtfo cycrosism :3 <cycrosism> your mum <Harry> liek gtfo cycrosism :3 <cycrosism> your mum <Harry> liek gtfo cycrosism :3 <cycrosism> your mum <Harry> liek gtfo cycrosism :3 <cycrosism> your mum <Harry> liek gtfo cycrosism :3 <cycrosism> your mum <Harry> liek gtfo cycrosism :3 <cycrosism> your mum <Harry> liek gtfo cycrosism :3 <cycrosism> your mum <Harry> liek gtfo cycrosism :3 * Sexy has kicked Harry from #SRL (Stop met flooden!) <cycrosism> lol owned
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At least I know how to say "liek" without being kicked ;_)06:26:21 < cycrosism> liek no you!!!!!!!!!!!!
06:26:21 -!- cycrosism was kicked from #SRL by Sexy [Watch your language!]
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Code:<Wizzup> You should seriously read back at all the bullshit you've said
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kz_ has quite a potty mouth. 17.5% words were foul language.
The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 3 characters.* Saturn` throws poke ball, and a mixster is revealed
<Laurens> MIXSTER! I CHOOSE YOU!
<mixster> OH YAY
<Laurens> MIXSTER! FAP ATTACK!
<mixster> I mean
<mixster> mixxy mixxy!
<mixster> mixster!
* mixster uses fap attack and KO's thebob142
<Laurens> MIXSTER, THATS ENOUGH! COME BACK!
<Saturn`> mixster: use tail whip!
<Laurens> mixster, I CHOOSE YOU AGAIN
* mixster uses tail whip and knocks out Saturn`
<Laurens> you can't ko with tail whip silly
<Laurens> it lowers attack
<mixster> Laurens: Not my tail whip ^^
<Laurens> thats another whip
<Laurens> mixster, USE HYDRO FAP ON Saturn` !
* Saturn` jumps in an attempt to dodge
* mixster uses hydro fap on Saturn`
* mixster hits!
* Saturn` falls into a sea of sea men
<Laurens> mixster, good job!
* Laurens hands mixster a poke-cookie
* Saturn` is quickly devoured by the sea men
* mixster om nom noms his poke-cookie
I was asking people if I could take a ride on their disco stick ages ago dude. Just ask Hobbit!
By reading this signature you agree that mixster is superior to you in each and every way except the bad ways but including the really bad ways.
*The following errors occurred with your submission:<Ogre> night Laurens Mayazcherquoi cycrosism
<Mayazcherquoi> 'See ya Orge
<Laurens> bye Ogre <3
* Ogre is away: sleep
<Mayazcherquoi> Don't let the bed bugs bite!
<Ogre> <3
<Ogre> Mayazcherquoi, kk
<Laurens> Ogre is gonna fap sooooo hard right now
<Ogre> Actually, now that I think about it, I haven't fapped for quite some time
<Laurens> lol*
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Code:<yakman> WHY DO SHEMALES HAVE BIGGER DICKS THAN ME!?!!
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Stupid thread is stupid.
If you cannot stand cursing or cussing, don't read on
This is what /lastlog cycrosism gave me.
07:48 < cycrosism> Hey all
07:48 < cycrosism> dumped my gf
07:48 < cycrosism> (slut!)
07:48 < cycrosism> lol
07:53 < cycrosism> talk
07:55 < cycrosism> ...
07:56 < cycrosism> #srl-dev
08:02 < cycrosism> r u guys dead
08:03 < cycrosism> come on
08:04 < cycrosism> Finally someone talks
08:04 < cycrosism> sup Jason2gs
08:05 < cycrosism> Jason2gs: HI
08:05 < cycrosism> And you didnt say hi o me
08:05 < cycrosism> dot dot dot
08:06 < Jason2gs> Hello cycrosism.
08:06 < cycrosism> ty!!!!!!!!!
08:06 < cycrosism> finally someone talking lol
08:46 < cycrosism> I like to yell at inanimate objects
08:46 < cycrosism> Jason2gs: ^
08:51 < cycrosism> Ogre: External harddrive
08:51 < cycrosism> just store the shit on tehre
08:51 < cycrosism> there
08:51 < Ogre> cycrosism, i don't lack space, I just like to keep things neat
08:52 < cycrosism> LIKE YOUR MUMS ASS
08:52 < cycrosism> jokes
08:52 < cycrosism> lol
08:55 < cycrosism> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJnU3Yi02fo&NR=1
08:57 < cycrosism> Laurens: #srl-dev NOW
08:57 < cycrosism> Join it.
08:58 < cycrosism> i accedently banned *!*@*
08:58 < cycrosism> rejoin now
08:58 < cycrosism> Thats for trying to fuck up my channel
08:59 < cycrosism> What do you mean
08:59 < cycrosism> * Laurens (~Laurens@0031645925220.laurens) has joined #srl-dev
08:59 < cycrosism> * Sexy sets ban on *!*@0031645925220.laurens
08:59 < cycrosism> * Sexy has kicked Laurens from #srl-dev (User has been banned from the channel)
08:59 < cycrosism> Do it
09:01 < cycrosism> thsi is a picture of me http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._3506308_n.jpg
09:03 < cycrosism> LOL MACS ARE FOR GAYS
09:03 < cycrosism> rofl rofl rofl at my quote http://stats.rizon.net/chan/srl.html
09:04 < Ogre> cycrosism, I don't get it
09:04 < cycrosism> lol
09:04 < cycrosism> warflying
09:04 < cycrosism> honestly who the fuck bothers to do that
09:05 < cycrosism> Sexy's faithful follower, jason2gs, kicked about 34 people.
09:05 < cycrosism> harry seemed to be hated too: 196 kicks were received.
09:05 < cycrosism> b
09:05 < cycrosism> r
09:05 < cycrosism> b
09:07 < Ogre> cycrosism, I'm sorry but you can't keep voting no because it doesn't compile, for fuck's sake.
09:13 < Ogre> night Laurens Mayazcherquoi cycrosism
10:19 < cycrosism> nou
10:19 -!- cycrosism is now known as yrraH
10:20 -!- yrraH is now known as cycrosism
10:35 < cycrosism> how much rep until you have 2 balls
10:37 < Laurens> cycrosism, 100 rep
10:42 < cycrosism> #srl-dev
10:43 < cycrosism> lol
10:43 < cycrosism> i unbanned u
10:44 < cycrosism> :O
10:44 < cycrosism> WHY DID MY EEEPC QUIT
10:44 < cycrosism> why did my eeepc quit...
10:44 < cycrosism> hmm
10:45 < Laurens> cycrosism, /cs clear #srl-dev bans
10:45 < cycrosism> Laurens: no.
10:46 < cycrosism> until i get unbanned from srl-internets and get my aop +a back
10:47 < cycrosism> k come to #srl-dev Laurens
10:56 < Harry> wtf @ cycrosism's quote. "lol Harry steam powered dildo"
11:12 < cycrosism> .stats
11:17 < cycrosism> I dont know what to say
11:18 < cycrosism> I broke up with my GF and now she wants me back
11:18 < cycrosism> she is just too much trouble
11:18 < cycrosism> she is just too much trouble
11:19 < cycrosism> I have to make an important choice to say yes or o
11:19 < cycrosism> no
11:19 < cycrosism> she has cheated on me in the past
11:19 < cycrosism> she also lies
11:20 < ian_> cycrosism: an hero.
11:20 < cycrosism> ?????
11:21 < ian_> cycrosism: Kill yourself.
11:21 < cycrosism> No fuck this im not falling for her trap when she calls me after her dinner im saying no
11:22 < cycrosism> Gonna go for a different girl one that doesnt drink and cheat on her bf
11:22 < Laurens> cycrosism, good choice
11:22 < cycrosism> no
11:23 < cycrosism> fuck friends with benefits
11:23 < cycrosism> (not literelly)
11:23 < cycrosism> You either love someone or you don't
11:23 < cycrosism> Right now i don't love her i hate her for what she has put me through
11:24 < cycrosism> She said she loved me and i said how do i know that and she said for me to go to her house on thursday and she will prove it
11:25 < cycrosism> Yes and she needs to learn to shut the fuck up
11:25 < cycrosism> Honestly sometimes she just annoys me
11:26 < cycrosism> I need a way to say no to her but not harshly
11:27 < cycrosism> Laurens: screw friends with benifets/fuck buddies you either love someone and be with them or you don't
11:28 < cycrosism> You dont know if your "fuck buddy" has AIDS/STD's/Herpies or whatever.
11:29 < Laurens> cycrosism, condoms?
11:29 < cycrosism> Laurens: If you tounge kiss her you could get glandular fever
11:29 < cycrosism> google it
11:30 < cycrosism> search Glandular fever
11:32 < cycrosism> Simtoon: Have you done an essay on MacBeth? Can you send it to me if u have?
11:34 < cycrosism> <Trivia> Hint: ass****
11:35 < Laurens> cycrosism, you ment pfeiffer's?
11:38 < mc_teo> cycrosism said he'd give you SOP if you went back
11:39 < cycrosism> really
11:41 < cycrosism> sap?
11:41 < cycrosism> Harry: nouy
11:41 < cycrosism> nou
11:42 * cycrosism hates doing oral presentations, one about macbeth
11:42 * cycrosism knows someone will make an oral sex joke out of that
11:42 < cycrosism> I USE TO BE OPEN MINDED but my brains fell out
11:43 < cycrosism> lol
11:45 < cycrosism> lol
11:45 < cycrosism> must be ancient
11:45 < cycrosism> or a typo
11:45 < cycrosism> Must of been $174
11:47 < cycrosism> Interesting
11:47 < cycrosism> one picture shows 640GB
11:47 < cycrosism> but the heading says 250
11:47 < Harry> cycrosism: there are diffetent versions
11:53 < cycrosism> Harry: nou
11:53 < cycrosism> lol
11:54 < cycrosism> Wizzup: how do i make a public poll
11:58 < cycrosism> nvm i got it
11:58 < cycrosism> http://www.villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=49951
11:58 < ian_> cycrosism: Cool story, bro.
11:58 < cycrosism> ty.
12:00 < cycrosism> ian_: there is no purple
12:01 < cycrosism> You edited i
12:01 < cycrosism> it
12:01 < cycrosism> just post your eye colour lol
12:03 < cycrosism> time to finish my semi-gay macbeth oral
12:03 < cycrosism> presentation
12:04 < ian_> 03:02 < cycrosism> time to finish my semi-gay macbeth oral
12:04 < cycrosism> yes
12:04 < cycrosism> oral presentation
12:04 < cycrosism> due tommorow
12:04 < cycrosism> i hate talking infront of the class
12:04 < ian_> 03:02 < cycrosism> time to finish my semi-gay macbeth oral
12:04 < cycrosism> macbeth si gay
12:04 < cycrosism> is
12:04 < cycrosism> (the b ook)
12:05 < ian_> cycrosism.. you just fail.. so hard.. read what you said
12:05 < ian_> 03:02 < cycrosism> time to finish my semi-gay macbeth oral
12:05 < cycrosism> Wow if you are trying to make a sex joke? How can I give someone oral sex when they died over 400 years ago
12:05 < cycrosism> btw macbeth was a play
12:05 < cycrosism> /book
12:06 < ian_> 03:02 < cycrosism> time to finish my semi-gay macbeth oral
12:06 < cycrosism> okay stfu with that
12:06 < cycrosism> no not necro
12:06 < cycrosism> /fml
12:07 < cycrosism> what are the ods tommorow that when i go school my gf (ex gf) will want to talk to me
12:09 < ian_> cycrosism: 0. Obvious troll is obvious. "She" is a man.
12:10 < cycrosism> she has vagina + boobs she isnt a man
12:10 < cycrosism> Harry: long cat is long
12:14 < cycrosism> long cat is long
12:16 < cycrosism> Harry: long cat is long
12:17 < cycrosism> Laurens is fail
12:17 < cycrosism> Harry: http://underground.bananachan.net/wo...ps/longcat.png
12:18 < cycrosism> Harry: I replied
12:18 < cycrosism> yakman: cool story bro
12:19 < cycrosism> yakman: long cat is long
12:19 < cycrosism> lol
12:21 < cycrosism> Harry: this is the long cat http://tinyurl.com/56klqs
12:21 < cycrosism> o u!
12:21 < cycrosism> s/shortcat/longcat/
12:21 < Harry> cycrosism: i'd hit it. http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1251192650756.jpg
12:22 < cycrosism> Harry: no u
12:22 < cycrosism> tranny!
12:23 < ian_> cycrosism: You're a fucking genious, now aren't you?
12:23 < cycrosism> yep
12:23 < cycrosism> Harry: naice
12:23 < cycrosism> yeah
12:23 < cycrosism> was about to saY
12:24 < cycrosism> look at the ball colour then look at her skin
12:24 < cycrosism> the penis is darker to her skin
12:24 < ian_> cycrosism: So is mine
12:24 < cycrosism> godo for u
12:25 < cycrosism> longcat is long
12:25 < cycrosism> that penis is DEF shooped
12:26 < cycrosism> YES
12:26 < cycrosism> yes it is
12:26 < cycrosism> bullshit
12:26 < cycrosism> because u dun masterbait
12:26 < cycrosism> your balls are producing sperm
12:26 < cycrosism> but your not using it
12:26 < cycrosism> agreed Wizzup
12:27 < cycrosism> lol
12:27 < cycrosism> bull
12:27 < cycrosism> Because
12:27 < cycrosism> They get a sex chromosome from each parent
12:27 < cycrosism> X = girl Y = Boy
12:27 < ian_> cycrosism: you're fucking retarded..
12:27 < cycrosism> XX = girl
12:27 < cycrosism> XY = boy
12:27 < cycrosism> or
12:27 < cycrosism> they ahd a sex chance
12:27 <@Zeph`> cycrosism, sex change?
12:27 < cycrosism> change*]
12:27 < cycrosism> Zeph`: nou
12:27 < ian_> cycrosism: stfu pl0x
12:28 < cycrosism> lol
12:28 < cycrosism> whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
12:28 < cycrosism> yes
12:29 < cycrosism> Klinefelter = genetic mutation
12:29 < cycrosism> no
12:30 < cycrosism> well
12:30 < cycrosism> in a way
12:30 < cycrosism> yes
12:30 < cycrosism> yakman: you get an extra sex chromosone
12:30 < cycrosism> some*
12:30 < cycrosism> what the fuck Harry
12:30 < cycrosism> dog porn is not tolerated
12:30 < cycrosism> #srl-biology
12:30 < cycrosism> Harry: shut the fuckl
12:31 < cycrosism> Wizzup: s/5 days/2 days/
12:31 < cycrosism> no bold text kthnx Harry
12:31 < cycrosism> no u ian_
12:31 < cycrosism> copy pasta
12:31 < Harry> cycrosism: ������ ������� ������������
12:31 < cycrosism> fail
12:32 < cycrosism> doesnt work properly when u highlit
12:32 < cycrosism> nou
12:32 < cycrosism> Harry: no u
12:32 < cycrosism> ������� ���'� ��������
12:33 < cycrosism> Harry: longcat is LONG! when i say long i dont just mean long i mean looooooooooooooong
12:33 < cycrosism> srsl.y
12:33 < cycrosism> i mean
12:33 < cycrosism> srsly.
12:33 < Harry> cycrosism: stfuk about the longcat
12:34 < cycrosism> liek u dont get kicked for saying liek
12:34 -!- cycrosism was kicked from #SRL by Sexy [Watch your language!]
12:34 -!- cycrosism [~a@a.a] has joined #SRL
12:34 < cycrosism> lol
12:34 < cycrosism> my gf
12:34 < ian_> cycrosism: you don't have a gf
12:34 < cycrosism> "il kill myself if u dnt get bak wif me, not jokin"
12:34 < ian_> cycrosism: you're making it all up.
12:34 < cycrosism> im not
12:34 < cycrosism> Zeph`: nou
12:34 < ian_> cycrosism: you haven't had human interaction for months
12:34 <@Zeph`> cycrosism, join up!
12:34 < cycrosism> Zeph`: ok
12:35 < cycrosism> sea men?
12:35 < cycrosism> its semen
12:35 < cycrosism> also why do they want my semen
12:35 < cycrosism> i tried to cum in the cup and i missed and hit my friend in the eye
12:35 <@Zeph`> sorry cycrosism
12:35 < cycrosism> no u
12:35 < cycrosism> i know im not 18-35
12:35 < ian_> cycrosism: so you donate semen with friends, and give macbeth orals.. >_>
12:36 < cycrosism> ian_: no i dont
12:36 < cycrosism> it was a joke
12:36 < cycrosism> j.o.k.e
12:36 < cycrosism> Wizzup: doesnt work
12:36 < ian_> cycrosism: it works
12:36 < Laurens> cycrosism, ipconfig /flushdns
12:36 < cycrosism> Harry: NO BOLD TEXT KTHNX.
12:36 < Harry> cycrosism: ���� ��� ������
12:36 < cycrosism> Laurens: no, ipconfig wont work on ubuntu FAIL
12:37 < Harry> cycrosism: yes it does..
12:37 < cycrosism> really
12:37 < cycrosism> no u
12:37 < Wizzup> 12:36 < cycrosism> Laurens: no, ipconfig wont work on ubuntu FAIL
12:37 < cycrosism> bash: ipconfig: command not found
12:37 < cycrosism> I know ifconfig
12:37 < cycrosism> and iwconfig
12:37 < cycrosism> he said IP
12:37 < cycrosism> look
12:37 < Wizzup> cycrosism: /etc/init.d/net.eth0 restart
12:37 < cycrosism> <Laurens> cycrosism, ipconfig /flushdns
12:37 < Wizzup> cycrosism: /etc/init.d/dhcp restart
12:37 < cycrosism> NOW
12:37 < cycrosism> I NEED to finish this macbeth
12:37 < ss23> cycrosism teh fail
12:37 < cycrosism> ss23: no u
12:38 < cycrosism> Anime: no u r0b0t1
12:38 < cycrosism> nice vhost
12:38 < cycrosism> not as sexy as mine
12:38 < cycrosism> a@a.a :P
12:38 < cycrosism> unfornutatly the nick a was taken
12:38 < Harry> cycrosism: ���� ��� ������
12:39 < cycrosism> wtf is that
12:39 < cycrosism> �����
12:39 < cycrosism> wtf?
12:39 < cycrosism> all i see is question marks
12:39 < ian_> cycrosism: ?ftw
12:39 < Harry> cycrosism: it is boldtext
12:39 < cycrosism> newfag
12:39 < Laurens> cycrosism, put away the drink
12:39 < cycrosism> Laurens: no u
12:39 < cycrosism> i dont put away my drink
12:39 < ian_> cycrosism: stick it in her pooper.
12:39 < cycrosism> ian_: fuck no she is ugly
12:39 < cycrosism> and she wants me back
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