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    Default 5 noobs from tut island. (well 2 now) part 2

    ok, here is part 2 of 5 noobs from tut island. otherwise known as, the cheating war.
    here are the characters:

    BankeŸ:a normal person just playing runescape and cheating
    foomer: a bossy person and yet much smarter and cheating
    kaitnieks: our friend! :D
    andrew: our worst enemy
    j mod: screws everything up
    ???????: a hacker?

    remember, everything in this story and the previous story is NOT real.

    Narrator:meanwhile, everyone that uses scar is panicking about these new 'pascal detection systems'
    kaitnieks:shit! what the fuck am i going to do now? god dam! hey, i know! i'll reconfigure scar to make it into all types of scripts like cobalt,C,C++, and even binary!
    bankeŸ:dam, now what are we going to do? the graphics look so good on runescape 3, but we cant cheat!
    1 year later
    kaitnieks:finally, the BETA version of scar 4.00 has been released. looks very good and its fully customizable.
    andrew: ah... cheating has finally died after one year... so good. now i got to deal with these scammers...
    foomer: dam, i want to cheat so badly, but a year ago, cheating has died.
    bankeŸ:cheating never dies foomer!
    ???????:*destroys 60 runescape servers with a powerful worm*
    kaitnieks: i'm going to release it right about..... now.
    andrew: wtf? who the hell just destroyed my 60 best servers??? i'm going to sue everybody that was in those servers.
    bankeŸ:look theres a j mod over there, theres j mods everywhere! they must be the pascal detections or something. oh well, scar 4.00 BETA has been released anywho.
    some computer nerd: oh my god! this is the program i was looking for to kill runescape!!
    yes... yes! YES!!!!!!! now, just to configure everything to make the most powerful hacking program ever! i will sell it for 1 dollar.
    ???????:*destroys the rest of the runescape servers*
    andrew: THATS FUCKING IT! i'm sueing everybody living on earth!!! *sues everybody and makes 6 octillion dollars/Pounds, makes 7000000 people bankrupt even those that dont play runescape.*
    kaitnieks: fuck this! andrew is going down!*calls up an assasinator and an ambush squad*
    andrew: wow! i'm so darn rich!
    bankeŸ:grrr!!!!!!! i cant play runescape! i dont have a computer! a house! food! or anything!
    foomer: i hate living on the streets
    kaitnieks: where is my assasinator???? god dam, i bet andrew took his gun.
    andrew: i'm richer than bill gates!(andrew sued him too, lol) and i sued the electric company and even all the schools
    ???????:good thing i have a uber secret house.
    ???????:*creates a malfunction virus*
    ???????:*creates a total control virus*
    ???????: *takes control of the ICBM launcher*
    ???????:*launches the ICBM towards andrews oversized mansion*
    andrew:ahh... nothing like peace and quiet on my game
    neopets staff: i hate runescape, i never even played it and i got sued!
    the ICBM roars across the air
    runescape server status:0 people in all worlds
    the ICBM starts to decend
    andrew: well, i'm going to go...
    Andrews super secret missile alarm goes off.
    andrew: wtf? how can somebody afford a missle?
    the ICBM goes straight down
    kaitnieks: omg, i cant get a job anywhere! they cant pay anyone!
    the ICBM crushes the mansion and blows up, andrews money flies everywhere
    bankeŸ: yippe!!! we have money now!!!
    andrew:*gets put in jail for almost putting the world in dismay*
    kaitneiks: i'll take that! now runescape is mine... all mine!!!
    ???????:*hacks the bank and lauches his malfunction virus across the globe*
    andrew: i will sue you! i will sue you all!!!
    5 years later
    Kaitnieks: this is so boring. there is no challenge into cheating! even though we have runescape, we owned runescape. now what do we do?
    Ub3r l<iller: part 3 is coming up. the title will be called. the war.
    well, i hope it wasnt all too boring for you all. took me about 50 minutes to write it

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    lololollolloolololololololol

    And check out my pascal interpreter!
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    not too bad looking forward to part 3

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    lol its .. kinda... funny

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    lol hilarious! I LOVE IT

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    can't wait till # 3 !

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    when #3 coming out i love it rofl


    edit: i found other storys

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    Probably never. Look at the date. OMG ANDRW GTO PWNDZ LAWLLLAWL

    EDIT: Nevermind :]

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    12-10-2006, 11:25 PM
    Le'ts hope he will continue this once, ROFLOL
    I made a new script, check it out!.

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    omg that was really funny, i cant wait till number 3 comes out

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    Bump pl0x? Gah, don't gravedig please, it is so annoying.


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