"Mr. Botter, thanks for coming to your account review."
"No problem"
"So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?"
"Absolutely. I'm the bot."
"Okay, so take us through a day in the life of a bot."
"Well the first thing I do is..."
Mine some Coal! (like a bawt)
Steal a Resource! (like a bawt)
Gold Farming! (like a bawt)
Remember Scripts! (like a bawt)
Direct Gold-Flow! (like a bawt)
Crash prices! (like a bawt)
Microtransactions! (like a bawt)
Promote RWT! (like a bawt)
Hit a monster! (like a bawt)
Get some xp! (like a bawt)
Pay for members! (like a bawt)
Get accepted! (like a bawt)
Go to G.E.! (like a bawt)
Do some trading! (like a bawt)
1k nats! (like a bawt)
Prices crash! (like a bawt)
I need a refund! (like a bawt)
Sell accounts! (like a bawt)
Big money! (like a bawt)
Living Rock! (like a bawt)
High stats! (like a bawt)
Aww yeah! (like a bawt)
Get reported! (like a bawt)
Get a random! (like a bawt)
Stuck in a random! (like a bawt)
Get caught! (like a bawt)
Now i'm banned! (like a bawt!)
"Uh huh so that's an average day for you then?"
"No doubt"
"You get reported then banned?"
"Heck yeah. I'm da' bawt."