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    Default Soulja Zezima


    If you don't know the song (HOW DO YOU NOT?!) listen here:
    http://youtu.be/8UFIYGkROII
    Afterwords, play the instrumental and sing along:
    http://youtu.be/k2x7RO6-s-U



    Lyrics:
    Cool!

    Chorus:
    Zezima has stats like whoa!
    Watch how fast his levels grow!
    Watch him play all day cuz he is an uber pro.

    Now watch him.
    SCREW! Grown a construction level.
    YEW! Grow a woodcut level.
    BREW! Grow a herblore level.
    STEW! Grown a cooking level.


    [Chorus]

    Zezia has stats like whoa!
    Watch him walk and watch them flock.
    Hooded cloak and bow
    Dont forget the Zammy Top

    Turns chat on and you can talk.
    Scrolls up faster than a choochoo train.
    You can ballber all you want but.
    But he will never add you mayne!

    Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

    His stats can not be surpassed
    And even if you try, you will surely be re-passed.
    You see him at the fishing guild.
    Giving him trade re-quest rape
    Noobs just be jealous chuz
    He gots him a pra-yer cape.

    He’s owning with his bow.
    Hitting no Ze-rows.
    You try to kill a rock crab
    But your melees just to slow.

    Noobies think he’s cheating
    Try to get him perma banned
    But Zezima is legit so
    Go back to your noobie clan

    You’re sad, chuz you cant do it.
    'Zeemas pro, there’s nothing to it.

    Whoa?! Gonna try to cut that tree?
    Nope, 'Zeemas gonna chop that tree!
    Hoe, Don’t you chop that tree!
    Damn your woodcuts nooby.

    Last edited by YoHoJo; 07-14-2012 at 08:49 PM.

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    Lmao, I lol'd
    EDIT: I were singing it out loud and everybody around were watching me <_<

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    rofl

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    It's good, the subjects sucks but still!
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    Lol nice

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    found this while i was at school and started singin out loud...rofl
    NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN

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    OMG I rotflolwtime ... really.. that made my day... I need to send that to a friend... wow... props.
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    Glad you guys are liking it, i wrote it a year ago and thought it was retarded, found it a few weeks ago and ROFLd hard so hey why not post it!

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    I thought I hated that song before, but I hate it even more now. Still, good job on the lyrics.

    I wish someone would just run over Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers, and Souja Boy.
    Put them out of there misery and save the world. But a lot of ear doctors would go out of business. Still, for the greater good

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    Quote Originally Posted by final_result View Post
    I thought I hated that song before, but I hate it even more now. Still, good job on the lyrics.

    I wish someone would just run over Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers, and Souja Boy.
    Put them out of there misery and save the world. But a lot of ear doctors would go out of business. Still, for the greater good
    /agree

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    Strong bump.
    And lmao, I like it. I've never heard another song from him or see any news about him after crank that

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    Sorry to toot my own horn but I'm cracking myself up this is ROFL!!!

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    Awesome...

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    I hate rap :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clairvoyance View Post
    I hate rap :/
    But anyone can enjoy a good parody no matter what genre!
    If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all

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    nearly crapped my self

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    Roflcopters

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    both of those song's by yohojo and sin were really funny my gf to me "wtf is a zezima" lol made it even more funny for me

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