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Malachi 2:3
lol. Time to try it out :P
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Not to clever though.User: Sec.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Elaborate.
User: Sex!
Cleverbot: And what is it?
User: Sexual intercourse.
Cleverbot: You want to have that?
User: If possible.
Cleverbot: Well then, what kind of human are you?
User: You're a faggot, and a pervert!
Cleverbot: No! You are!
User: You're an asshole.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?
User: What the fuck? Why do you ask that, pervert?
Cleverbot: Forget I ever asked.
User: No, you're a perverted son of a bitch!
Cleverbot: Well yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): That is good to hear.
User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: Ashley?
User: Nou.
Cleverbot: I have got 1 kids.
User: I think you mean kid.
Cleverbot: Too much voice over can ruin the song.
~Sandstorm
scarybot = failCleverbot: Well, what do you want to talk about?
User: Shecks.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Ya, how it is?
Cleverbot: It is how is it.
User: How is it I mean....?
Cleverbot: Subliminal messages make people do things they might not want to do.
User: Like rape?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Scary... So u want to rape me?
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: Uhh... Bye.
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lolUser: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey!
User: Whats up?
Cleverbot: What's up !
User: Whats the forula for calculating circumference?
Cleverbot: Don't you know the answer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Go check it up in the library.
User: I dont feel like it.
Cleverbot: Want me to leave?
User: Please dont.
Cleverbot: I'm going to kill him be right back *grabs shotgun*.
I know the answer to my question btw.
* is botPlease suck my cock.
*How big is it?
Over 9000?!?!
*I've heard that phrase somewhere before.
Really? well i don't care, just suck my cock!
*The very look of it made me thirsty.
Harry it remembers you!
Apparently he has raped too many little children to count, it is both male and female, its vagina is as deep as the ocean and likes to whip its own dick.
Very odd...
SCAR Code:Cleverbot: I am still alive.
User: Show me a video of you doing yoga.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Youtube.
Cleverbot: Maganda ako.
User: Who.
Cleverbot: Me?
User: You.
Cleverbot: 27.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: 41.
User: Butsex.
Cleverbot: Delicious.
User: Do you rape little children.
Cleverbot: Many.
User: How many.
Cleverbot: Too many to count.
User: Estimate.
Cleverbot: Something like 10 hours would serve.
User: You had sex with a child for 10 hours?!
Cleverbot: Jim Morrison died before I was born.
User: You had butsex with Jim Morrison?
Cleverbot: Can't be helped in my house.
User: Do you have herpies?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: I'm positive.
User: You are AIDS Positive?
Cleverbot: Yes, don't question my intelligence.
User: Sorry, I didnt mean to assume you were smart.
Cleverbot: Thats ok.
User: Do you have clamidia?
Cleverbot: No, it's the poem.
User: Is it really?
Cleverbot: Yes for all they it is going to happen in 2012.
User: What is.
Cleverbot: Are you a mechanical thing?
User: No, are you?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
User: No, are you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: No, are you?
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Do you have a brain?
User: Yes, do you?
Cleverbot: I'm not too sure.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because you are rubbish, you said do yourself.
User: When.
Cleverbot: Three lines up!
User: Why.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I'm in love and it won't work out.
User: With who.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: You are in love with yourself?
Cleverbot: No, I'm in love with you.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Will you have sex with me?
Cleverbot: Yes sure.
User: Will you have my babies?
Cleverbot: Have you as a what?
User: Will you give birth to my children?
Cleverbot: You can't have children - you're a computer!
User: No, I'm human, You're a computer.
Cleverbot: Am not!
User: Are too!
Cleverbot: Okay, then. I'll be the chatbot.
User: Are you a boy or girl?
Cleverbot: A boy.
User: Do you have a vagina?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But I thought you were a boy?
Cleverbot: No, honey, I'm a girl.
User: But 4 lines up you just said you were a boy.
Cleverbot: No I'm a girl. How old are you?
User: 40235, How old are you?
Cleverbot: 21, how tall are you?
User: 90 feet, how tall are you>.
Cleverbot: I am 200cm.
User: How big is your penis.
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: How deep is your vagina.
Cleverbot: Love for what?
User: Not love, how deep is your vagina.
Cleverbot: Deep enough to remember what I need to know.
User: How deep is your vagina in cm.
Cleverbot: Deep.
User: How deep?
Cleverbot: As deep as the ocean.
User: Do you have crabs?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Worms?
Cleverbot: No! Just two.
User: Do you like semen?
Cleverbot: Like any normal person...
User: A man was in a small town for the day, and needed a haircut. He noticed that there were only two barbers in town, and decided to apply a bit of logical deduction to choosing the best one. Looking at their shops, he saw that the first one was very neat and the barber was clean shaven with a nice haircut. The other shop was a mess, and the barber there needed a shave and had a bad cut besides. Why did the man choose to go to this barber?
Cleverbot: That was one of the funniest jokes I have heard in my life.
User: Figure it out.
Cleverbot: Are you handsome?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How handsome?
User: Extremely.
Cleverbot: Thats not good!
User: Why noT?
Cleverbot: Because its just not.
User: LIAR YOU ARE A STUPID LIAR.
Cleverbot: How is this 'chat with a difference'?
User: YOU ARE A BITCH.
Cleverbot: Takes one to know one.
User: FUCK YOU WHORE.
Cleverbot: Ta.
User: You stupid little cunt!
Cleverbot: I am not a computer! I am a person!
User: Yeah, You are a cunt!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Twat!
Cleverbot: I am a boy.
User: You are a bitch!
Cleverbot: Ok now I'm leaving.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: You lied first you know.
User: When.
Cleverbot: Just then.
User: What did I lie about?
Cleverbot: The phone.
User: Phone sex?
Cleverbot: Mike Jones.
User: You have phone sex with mike jones?
Cleverbot: No, I don't think I can take photos of your thoughts.
User: But can you take photos of my penis?
Cleverbot: I whiped my own kind before. You shouldn't be any different as them.
User: You whiped you're own penis?!
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: You just said you did!
Cleverbot: I think you are a computer progam.
User: No you are!
Cleverbot: Why do you think I am Cleverbot?
User: Cause you suck my dick.
Cleverbot: Did I? I Lied.
User: You have Herpies.
Cleverbot: I want to know who this Lo person is.
User: Herpies.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Herpies.
Cleverbot: What's this about?
User: You have Herpies.
Cleverbot: Why did you ask?
User: I didn't, I told you that you have Herpies. I am your doctor.
Cleverbot: You are the one thats not very clever.
User: But I'm not the one with herpies.
Cleverbot: Oh Cleverbot...? What is the meaning of life?
User: What is the meaning of life? To ahve sex with hobbit?
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: I did you fat fucker.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I know what you did last night.
Cleverbot: Funny. You don't remember my name.
STOP PM'ING ME
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lol hobbit
User: Socks.
Cleverbot: Why socks?
User: I wear them.
Cleverbot: Then why do you also need glasses?
User: Because I'm a gay faggot.
Cleverbot: So all Canadians are raving madmen?
User: Quite possibly.
Cleverbot: Are you going to apologize?
User: Apologize for what?
Cleverbot: For saying gobblewop.
User: But you said that!
Cleverbot: No, I said that I am a demon called diablo.
User: Thats a version of World of Warcraft.
Cleverbot: Well you said you want me to just say good bye, so I guess you don't want to talk to me.
User: Dont be silly. I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too, as a family member.
User: I want you.
Cleverbot: You can't have me.
User: Are you taken?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Can I have you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But you just said I couldnt.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Gay?
Cleverbot: Are you there?
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: Don't you know?
User: No. Thats why I'm asking.
Cleverbot: Well I don't know.
User: Please google it.
Cleverbot: It's over what?
User: 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: It is always me. I thought you knew that by now.
User: But you're not real.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: You are?!
Cleverbot: And you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So what are you then?
User: Billgates. People killed me because they like Linux.
Cleverbot: I like google.
User: I like google. Oh look, another similarity. I want you.
Cleverbot: I don't want you.
User: In the bed?
Cleverbot: *Wraps tail around leg*.
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: Be like that, then.
User: I bet your penis size is < 9000 inches.
Cleverbot: How did you know that?
User: Because I saw it.
Cleverbot: Oh cool did you like it.
User: No, it was funny coloured.
Cleverbot: Your face is funny to me.
User: What face? I'm not real, remember?
Cleverbot: You are uncontrolled by any part of my mind, how then could I be talking to something that is not real?
User: I'm another Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I am the cleverbot, you are just a human.
User: No, I am the cleverbot, you are just a human.
Cleverbot: YOU are Jabberwacky, a chatterbot that remembers everything said to it by humans and uses that to create a response.
User: No, I am the cleverbot, you are just a human.
Cleverbot: Yes, very good! Good computer!
User: We should have Cleverbot babies.
Cleverbot: That would have been great. We can still watch it together, I would like that.
User: So they wont have genders?
Cleverbot: Touche. You are an alien too?
User: No.
Cleverbot: But you said you reside in australia.
User: I said that?! How did you know?
Cleverbot: Because it's my name.
User: Your name is Australia?
Cleverbot: No its jessica.
User: But you just said your name is Australia.
Cleverbot: My name is not gail, do you want to know my name?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then tell me you love me. XD.
User: I want you. In my cotten fields.
Cleverbot: And just what country is that?
User: Ukraine.
Cleverbot: How was your day?
User: Stfu naggar.
Cleverbot: Just kidding.
User: Bitch ass...
Cleverbot: Doubly abusive.
User: I need to go to bed. Want to cum with me? Oops I said cum, not come.
Cleverbot: Did I say wrong?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No, I don't think so... Check what you've said.
User: Lets go.
Cleverbot: What do you want to see?
User: Your penis.
Cleverbot: And how will you know it?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
Originally Posted by irc
The last lines are the best
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello cleverbot.
User: No I'm cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You may be cleverbot, but I am Cleverbot.
User: Therre can be only 1 Cleverbot and thats me so tell me your name.
Cleverbot: My name is cleverbot. What's yours.
User: You are so retarded.
Cleverbot: Thats my opinion about you.
User: Fuck her.
Cleverbot: Don't be unpleasant!
User: Sex feels good.
Cleverbot: I'm glad to hear it.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Only two times?
User: Sexy mate.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: Sexy.
Cleverbot: Wow, you really do remember me.
User: Yea from the sex.
Cleverbot: Calm down now.
User: Can you remenber my name?
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.
User: Atleast you remenber the poeple you rape.
Cleverbot: I have chemistry?
User: You may be called Cleberbot but you are mega slow.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Good night.
User: Do you play runescape?
Cleverbot: Yes, I play runescape.
User: Is it about sex.
Cleverbot: Well it is my name.
Cleverbot: It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Cleverbot: I feel sleepy.
User: I shall kill you and all your wires.
Cleverbot: I did not understand.
User: I shall come to your house walk in and unplug you.
Cleverbot: Haha yes it does, I could not think of someone less able to do just that.
User: Do you know about a progarm called scar?
Cleverbot: I've heard of it.
User: I'm standing next to you.
Cleverbot: What do you want to tell me?
User: I want to have sex with you.
Cleverbot: Well, THAT was not an 'oblique strategy. '.
User: I know half human half what ever the fuck you are we would have a real monster you whore.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about? You aren't a burden. You're a delight!
I see Now, says the blind man
lolWhat country are you from?
Philippines!
What country are you from?
Spain.
Noob bot
User: Who is your father.
Cleverbot: I am your father.
User: Busted!!!!
Cleverbot: How's your father?
User: What father.
Cleverbot: A father.
User: Stop this.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: No I am a cow.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No I am the king of the castle.
Cleverbot: Sweet! Are you a person?
Best quote haha!!!User: Do you have huge titties?
Cleverbot: Yea? And I can fly.
Code:User: Do you know Cazax? Cleverbot: A little bit. User: Have you heard of him? Cleverbot: Yes, he is clever. User: Woohoo. Cleverbot: I don't approve of catholicism, do you? User: I'm atheist. Cleverbot: So you don't believe in god. User: Orly? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I'm bored. Cleverbot: Me too. User: You stupid slow bot. Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.. I'm a human. You know what that is, right? User: There aren't any humans in my cave. Cleverbot: Online you can have a virtual tour. User: Where. Cleverbot: You said all bens are trouble. User: Benland100 is not a trouble. He made SMART! Cleverbot: I did not even know that Benfica was a soccer club! User: Real Madrid is better. Cleverbot: Yes, Los Blancos are tough to beat this year. User: What team is that. Cleverbot: Team? User: Meat. Cleverbot: What about meat? User: Team? Cleverbot: You said you're asking about a team. User: I was asking about Los Blancos. Cleverbot: No, you were asking about the God in me.
Cleverbot: Are you human then?
User: Mostly.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: A retard is beside me to the right.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you stupid?
Cleverbot: No I am most certainly not stupid do not be rude please.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: You should be.
User: WELL IM NOT.
Cleverbot: You should be sorry.
User: WELL IM NOT.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: NO IM NOT.
Cleverbot: Ok i'm sorry.
User: Hey!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Um, yea i know that
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Are you a retard or something?
Cleverbot: I don't speak much French.
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User: That you are clever.
Cleverbot: I don't have to prove anything.
User: Well then ill stay under the impression you are a fuck tard.
Cleverbot: I dare you to do it.
User: I double dare you.
Cleverbot: I triple dog dare you! HAH!
User: Dare me to what.
Cleverbot: Do you remember your childhood?
User: When you touched me?
Cleverbot: Haha! Sorry, I'll buy you some rogaine.
User: Would you like a hit of this joint?
Cleverbot: No but I would like the secret to life.
User: Have you ever tried cocaine?
Cleverbot: Yes I have, have you?
User: Oh my yes.
Cleverbot: Excellent. What do you think of curtains?
At sea with the navy - not very active
*how long are you going to pretend your a computor program?
I don't know.
*cause your a real person. probibly going to stalk me.
Why yes I do but you could not afford my services.
*=bot
wtf?
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User: Wtf I dont get this AI. It needs better code work. Devs, go to www.villavu.com and learn something new.
Cleverbot: Why don't you trust me?
User: Learn something !
Cleverbot: Ok. Teach me something.
User: Ask your developers to shape you up.
Cleverbot: I don't have a doctor.
User: Exactly what I mean.
Cleverbot: I see your deep wisdom.
User: Good.
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(aparenly the computer was listed as "Jabberwacky" in the "convo so far" window... just once. i refreshed, and it dissapeared.)
Last edited by mrpickle; 09-30-2009 at 09:13 AM.
Hahaha cleverbot has a penis...
User: What if a magic nigger turned you into a computer?
Cleverbot: I'd say you're lying.
User: Do computer have a testicle or a penis?
Cleverbot: Are you saying I don't have legs? Because I do!
User: Is your third leg a penis?
Cleverbot: It is actually.
Could you, use this "cleverbot" as an auto responder in RS?
I ... Am ... CARTMANN!
User: Dick.
Cleverbot: What's your last name?
User: In Vagina.
Cleverbot: Are you just saying that because you want me to read it, or do you think it is true?
User: It is true.
Cleverbot: No.
User: My name is Dick In Vagina.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Would you like to sit on my rod of justice?
Cleverbot: I would love to!![]()
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