How To Make Your Self Fart
Written By NeehoSoft
Updated today to remove "google it" and add more detail. Sorry i was in a hurry before
Disclaimer: This technique does not work with everyone and takes a lot of practice. I am not responsible for what happens from this guide/
Info
This skill takes alot of work to master. What we are going to be doing, is relaxing your butt mussels, and allowing air to come in and do some scientific thing i dont know about so basicly air rushes into your butthole and you can use it to fart.
FAQ:
Q:Once mastered, can you do this anywhere?
A: Yes
Q:Am i going to have to arch my butt up in the middle of class?
A:No, once your good you can do it sitting down.
Q:Can i light these farts on fire?
A:No, the gas normally in farts is methane, this is simply inhaling air into the butt hole and pushing it out making it sound like a fart. Sometimes it can mix with methane and smell though.
Getting Started Farting on command.
Steps:
1)Arch your butt up, lay on your stomach and on your knees.. Relax your butt. One way of doing this is tensing up for 10 seconds, and then releasing.
2)Flex for a while.
3)Eventually, you feel air rushing through your butthole.
4)Use the air to fart
Eventually you can fart anywhere at anytime.
Air is good enough for multiple farts.
There are 2 reasons for doing this:
1)It's really funny - But I got kicked out of class today for farting on my friend
2)It can release pressure in your stomach by releasing whatever is in there, don't overuse or its bad.
Practice
Every night you go to bed, 20mins -1hr of practicing farting. Eventualy, once you get very good at it, you can do it while sitting down in a chair or something and it wont take too long.
Foods that Help Produce Methane (if you want smelly farts)
*Beans
*Bread
Tell me if you get anywhere
-NeehoSoft