I feel like I have to masterbate when I have a full bladder.
Does this happen to any of you?
I might be able to quit if I get some common answers.
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I feel like I have to masterbate when I have a full bladder.
Does this happen to any of you?
I might be able to quit if I get some common answers.
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Kind of the opposite for me.Originally Posted by JonathanHan
If i start, and then notice I have to pee, I HAVE to pee before I continue/finish.
Also (not really related).
My High School bio teacher said the reason we get morning wood/erections in the morning is because when we have to pee at night, but our body inst awake enough to, it just 'makes' an erection to stop the pee until we wake up
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I was watching "Monty Python - Meaning of life" today and this scene made me lol and think of this thread, its quite appropriate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-L3JMk7C1A
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well if I have to pee really bad I get an erection, but I don't really get aroused. Of course, when you have an erection anything is possible.
but afterward it's a pain in the butt to pee....and you have to 3x as bad as before.
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To solve the peeing problems, I jack off, then pee out the sperm left in my dick. Keeps it nice and clean and from leaking out in my boxers.
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Thats... weird, sweet mind picture though.
I just sit for 5 minutes after im 'done' and let the 'extras' CUM out and I don't have to worry about SEEPAGE.
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Same lmfao
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Hmm wow, maybe I should start doing that too, seems popular....
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a description of masturbation techniques:What has this thread turned into
personally I like the classic microwaved watermelon.
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ROFL!
Ive looked up techniques and stuff a lot when i was younger, but never really cared for them. Just do it, however feels good! And that's it, nothing fancy here.
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A whole fucking watermelon? Damn man, lay off the watermelons and feed some nig- PEOPLE OF THE AFRICAN AMERICAN DENOMINATION.
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to praise the work of others, has constantly made the pursuit of new
methods and systems no less perilous than the search after unknown
lands and seas.
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HAHAHA. Yeah Brian! You're not just killing kittens any more!
YoHoJo, I do what you do with the 'seepage' xD
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I 'finish' into my paper towel. And then just sit there and do w/e on my comptuer for a while, and the seepage cums out, and i wipe that up and flush the paper towel, pull up my pants/boxers, put on my belt, and come to SRL.
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Ugh this thread is kind of going past the limits >.> imo...
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ahahah YoHoJo. snap xD
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I only jack when im out. Got busted once by a swedish stewardess on my way home from malaga, spain. She got really embarrassed, and i never finished.
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guys...I never said the watermelon went to waste....it's still good after wards....geesh
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"You see, sometimes, science is not a guess" -Xiaobing Zhou (my past physics professor, with heavy Chinese accent)
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That happened to me
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You eat the after affects lol wowzerz
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when abortion becomes illegal, fondleing yourself might too soon after because those stupid womens activists..
also i think its addictive
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thats odd, i thought women's activists supported abortion.
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Holy..... Drawbacks? lol. Go ahead and masturbate kid, it's safe. Use all the porn you want, when you get bored of it, you'll come up with better fantasies. I personally preffer my own twisted mind to cheap porn.
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Is it ok if I just let it drip on the floor (I already do)? I cbf to use my tissues.
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socks that are going to be washed = excellent, plus, don't have to worry about cleanup really... (white socks btw lawzl..)
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