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    I confiscate your computer
    Hey lady, I need a yank! Ha ha, dislocation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sc00by22 View Post
    When we get to 1000 noob points whats the prize?


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    u lol u srl members r really enjoying speaking 1337

    y d0n7 1 5p34k 1|\| 1337, 17's 500 n00by

    4ls0 1 c4nt sp33l

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    Quote Originally Posted by 8arry 5tinkt View Post
    i wrote a became a noob with leetspeak script:



    my second script: A noob's script

    just enter a letter in the text field
    I just had to make it better :P. You can now use as many words as you want, no periods, spaces are allowed, no numbers and no caps. Be the ultimate noob.

    Translation for noobs:

    ! ]|_|57 |-|4|) 70 /\/\4|<3 !7 |33773|2 `/0|_| (4|\| |\|0\/\/ |_|53 45 /\/\4|\|`/ \/\/0|2|)5 45 `/0|_| \/\/4|\|7 |\|0 |?3|2!0|)5 5|?4(35 4|23 4110\/\/3|) |\|0 |\||_|/\/\|33|25 4|\||) |\|0 (4|?5 |33 7|-|3 |_|17!/\/\473 |\|00|3

    Script:

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    program NoobTalk;

    //Original by: 8arry 5tinkt, he made the basics, you could only use one letter and his message was a little nooby:
    //i wrote a became a noob with leetspeak script

    //Modified by: TheGuyWhoGotOn, made it so the script didn't suck

    const text='i am leet speak';

    var vtext: string;

    procedure NoobSpeak;
    var lengtht, repeats: integer;
        finish: string;
    begin
      lengtht:= Length(text);
      repeats:= 1
      wait(500)
      repeat
        if vtext[repeats]=('a') then finish:= finish + '4'
        if vtext[repeats]=('b') then finish:= finish + '|' + inttostr(3);
        if vtext[repeats]=('c') then finish:= finish + '('
        if vtext[repeats]=('d') then finish:= finish + '|)'
        if vtext[repeats]=('e') then finish:= finish + inttostr(3);
        if vtext[repeats]=('f') then finish:= finish + '|='
        if vtext[repeats]=('g') then finish:= finish + inttostr(9);
        if vtext[repeats]=('h') then finish:= finish + '|-|'
        if vtext[repeats]=('i') then finish:= finish + '!'
        if vtext[repeats]=('j') then finish:= finish + ']'
        if vtext[repeats]=('k') then finish:= finish + '|<'
        if vtext[repeats]=('l') then finish:= finish + inttostr(1)
        if vtext[repeats]=('m') then finish:= finish + '/\/\'
        if vtext[repeats]=('n') then finish:= finish + '|\|'
        if vtext[repeats]=('o') then finish:= finish + inttostr(0);
        if vtext[repeats]=('p') then finish:= finish + '|?'
        if vtext[repeats]=('q') then finish:= finish + '[,]'
        if vtext[repeats]=('r') then finish:= finish + '|2'
        if vtext[repeats]=('s') then finish:= finish + '5'
        if vtext[repeats]=('t') then finish:= finish + '7'
        if vtext[repeats]=('u') then finish:= finish + '|_|'
        if vtext[repeats]=('v') then finish:= finish + '\/'
        if vtext[repeats]=('w') then finish:= finish + '\/\/'
        if vtext[repeats]=('x') then finish:= finish + '><'
        if vtext[repeats]=('y') then finish:= finish + '`/'
        if vtext[repeats]=('z') then finish:= finish + '2'
        if vtext[repeats]=(' ') then finish:= finish + ' '
        repeats:= repeats + 1
      until(repeats = lengtht + 1)
      writeln(finish);
    end;

    begin
      vtext:= text;
      NoobSpeak;
    end.

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    You posted the thumbnail instead of the image, you n00b

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    d0n7 3v3n d4123 70 712y 70 0u7m47ch 7h3 n00135p34k1n47012 cuz 1 4m 7h3 u171m473 n0013 47 13375p34k 4nd y0u c4n7 13347 m3 n0 m477312 h0w fuck1n6 h412d y0u 712y h4xx012z

    How many noobpoints do I earn? (And can anyone decipher that?)
    http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9...7ef5105vw6.jpg
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    You get extra points for continuing a joke that is getting really old on to the 5th page.

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    {-}I I/\/\ 4 /\/0o{3 4/\/D I/\/\ 4/\/0YI/\/6 hehe i love that script

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    Haha very clever. I get the joke, it's pissing me off. From now on, whoever pisses me off gets a 1 month ban.

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    Nice tut

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    HAHA +rep for you Boreas... Reverse Psychology!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doy View Post
    d0n7 3v3n d4123 70 712y 70 0u7m47ch 7h3 n00135p34k1n47012 cuz 1 4m 7h3 u171m473 n0013 47 13375p34k 4nd y0u c4n7 13347 m3 n0 m477312 h0w fuck1n6 h412d y0u 712y h4xx012z

    How many noobpoints do I earn? (And can anyone decipher that?)
    Sorry for double post but it says:
    dont even dare to try to outmatch the noobspeakinator cuz i am the ultimate noob at leetspeak and you cant beat me no matter how fucking hard you try haxxors


    gg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by testje View Post
    1 5P34K 13375P34K 4ND WH3R3 C4N 1 G37 4UT0MIN3R 4 RS?!?!?!
    I W4N7 4UT0M1N3R 7H4T H45 411 4N71 R4ND0M5! 5C4P3RUN3 & 411 07H3R STUFF!
    I H4T3 TH15 P057 CUS 17'S SUX0R , D00D U SUCK. I ENGLISH NOT SPEAK.

    (Am I now a certified noob?)
    Read the first post
    Btw, hilarious thread

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    your a noob boreas a n00b now where my ban, I demand mderatership or a ban.






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    Quote Originally Posted by kaustav_002 View Post
    your a noob boreas a n00b now where my ban, I demand mderatership or a ban.
    Yikes..*Note to Self*, "Be careful what you ask for"


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    LOL, That made my day. Love the pics to

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaustav_002 View Post
    your a noob boreas a n00b now where my ban, I demand mderatership or a ban.
    Lmfao.. guess he got what he asked for.

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    Ha, you actually banned him for it?

    Scripts: Edgeville Chop & Bank, GE Merchanting Aid
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    Quote Originally Posted by YoHoJo View Post
    I like hentai.

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    For a day. Should send a 'don't spam this thread' message.

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    No, simple phrase, and you're a noob...

    "fr33 st00f pl0x!!"

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    Omg this thread started like eight months ago, but this is nice. This I believe was supposed to make leechers or lol noobs think and shut up. Nice thread lol

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    i like the sarcasm (okay i admit i didnt read everything) and its funny

    Quote Originally Posted by YoHoJo View Post
    ys dis ees me!
    I r love to make bad p0sts
    Boreasz, can j0o m4ke me a c0ol scrLpt s0 i c4n mak3 l0o0ots of gP on t3h runescape?
    I w4nt toh b3e ju$t like Zezima, ill buY it f0r Munys@
    Wow didnt see this one comming ^^^^

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    Default 9 posts in 20 minutes....hmmmm

    lolol dis post pwnz n00bz lolol im glad i ent da noobie!1!1!!!!!!11!
    Im teh super noob!

    Great guide, just what i needed, now i know how to use srl!

    There are much better ways to do this, and the guide is very short!

    Wow, complicated tutorial but i understood most of it, thanks!

    I showed my friend this tutorial and he really liked it, now hes better than me at scripting!

    Very good guide, my first script was a woodcutter.

    Best guide EVER thanks!!

    Firemaking and woodcutting? This works really well!

    This will be useful, thanks for this!

    9 posts in 20 minutes....hmmmm ~RAM
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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by montazar View Post
    lol
    You're trying to get Junior Member status. Don't try to make it THAT obvious =/
    Hey lady, I need a yank! Ha ha, dislocation.

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