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    Default Virtual runescape (part4)FINAL

    here is the last story to this series. lol. you should read the other stories first if u havent read them. here is a quick review of the characters.

    kaitnieks: our best friend
    ???????: he will say his real name!!!!
    computer nerd: wasnt he supposed to die?
    bankeĊ¸: died from that big nuclear blast
    foomer: ran away!
    andrew: he miraculously survived the big blast
    Dr.Mironova: a russian chemecal master

    Scar 2.03: totally outdated
    scar 3.00: outdated
    scar 4.00: the best macroing device ever made

    the people all over the world use macroing devices
    andrew: HOLY FUCK!!! i fucking hate everybody! thats fucking it! no more computers! the newest runescape will have to be run by the real person! muahahahah!!
    in 8 years, virtual runescape has been created
    kaitnieks: god dam. what am i going to do now? well, i might as well play it a bit and see how it is.
    2 months later
    kaitnieks:dam, it uses VRG coding. i'm going to try and make something that will be so awesome.
    ???????: fucker head!!!
    computer nerd:bitch ass!
    ???????: poor ass
    computer nerd: shit for brains!
    ???????: porn star!
    computer nerd:Mule!
    ???????: cow licker!
    computer nerd: crack head!
    ???????: i'm a better hacker than you mother fucker!
    computer nerd: well fucking see about that fuck head!
    ???????: ok then, first one to corrupt all virtual runescape data and trap everyone in there is the winner! if i win, you have to lick my ass! if you win, i'll reveal my god dam name!
    computer nerd: its a deal!
    after 70 seconds of hacking, they trapped everyone playing the game and they are stuck. computer nerd actually won because he cheated.
    ???????: fuck you mother fucker! fuck you! fucking bullshit ass fucking mother fucking fasther fucker! i'm going to fuck your ass up bitch! you fucking dont play fucking fair!
    computer nerd: all i did was steal your source codes! now... reveal your god dam ass name or i unleash all your hacks to the world!
    ???????: grrrrr... fine... my real name is................................................ ...
    kaitnieks: doo dee doo dah boop badoop! bap! there we go! shite compared to autorune is no more! there is now Virtual macroer!VM! i'm going to release this right now.
    Dr.Mironova: да, я наконец создал совершенное оружие против Соединенных Штатов! терроризм ударит снова! они все заплатят за их безумие! я создал агента газа нерва.
    kaitnieks: ahh... its all nice here. i'm just sitting here and...
    news: this just in! the virtual game runescape has trapped millions of people around the world in the game! they cant get out!
    kaitnieks:whoa! some major hacker must of done this!
    andrew: oh crap! i hope this doesnt go against my reputation!
    meanwhile, in russia...
    terrorist: ракета почти готова к запуску доктор Миронова, которого это должно начать(запустить) через 5 минут
    back in the USA...
    hoodvar: *sigh* i cannot believe i have been defeated by a computer nerd...
    computer nerd: ha ha! in your face mother fucker! you cant mess wit me biatch!
    the missile soars into the air
    News: this just in! the people that were stuck in virtual reality have been rescued!
    kaitnieks: phew, i'm glad to hear that, well... i'm going to go on my plane now.
    the missile roars in the air
    the missile has been spotted by a commercial airliner!
    commercial airliner: this is jetflight 624! there is a missile soaring through the air! heading towards the us!
    News:Breaking news! Breaking news! a missile is making its way into the US! everybody get your gas masks and put them on before its too late!
    kaitnieks: HOLY FUCK!
    every1 at kaitnieks forum: HOLY FUCK!
    hoodvar: HOLY FUCK!
    computer nerd: HOLY FUCK!
    andrew: why me? why me? WHY ME!?
    the missile hisses into its decending!
    the missile activates its nerve gas spreading around all over the US
    the missile explodes and destroys Texas
    News:*cough*brea..*cough*king..*cough*
    kaitnieks: good thing i got in my plane and into take off
    andrew: *cough* my game! *cooough*noo!*cough*lol, just joking! i got my gas mask on!
    kaitnieks: well, i'm going into the tecnology room in my plane, gonna play some virtual runescape.
    andrew: i'm going to go into virtual runescape
    kaitnieks and andrew both log in at the same location!
    kaitnieks: Fuck you bitch ass!
    kaitnieks punches him in the face
    Andrew: its you! fuck you dick head!
    andrew kicks kaitnieks in the shin
    kaitnieks chokes andrew
    andrew gets out and almost breaks kaitnieks leg
    kaitnieks pulls out a dragon longsword and slashes andrew
    andrew gets his cannon and entangles kaitnieks and programmed everything to stop him from moving
    kaitnieks gets blown from the rune cannonballs
    hoodvar joins the game!
    kaitnieks: hey!*boof!* can u help?
    hoodvar un-entagles kaitnieks
    hoodvar gives kaitnieks a 50000000 attack bonus
    hoodvar gives kaitnieks 100000000000000000000000000000000000 defence bonus
    andrew bans hoodvar's IP and mac address
    kaitnieks throws grenades against andrew
    andrew has 10hp left
    kaitnieks has 6hp left
    the game malfunctions and goes all blurry!
    the game goes all blank...
    kaitnieks finds himself in a gas mask suit in his house
    kaitnieks: what the fuck happened?
    andrew: holy fuck! i'm in nowhere!
    kaitnieks: i thought i was in my plane?
    andrew gets his gas mask taken off
    kaitnieks: holy crap... its like a ghost town here... who would do such a god dam thing?
    hoodvar: fuck you asshole!
    computer nerd: go fuck yourself!
    hoodvar: i'm going to fucking blow you up!
    computer nerd: not if i do it first!
    hoodvar and computer nerd just go blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!
    there you all go! hope you like it!

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    Nice

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    haha lol, how long does it take you to write these?

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    hmm, mabye 30 minutes. now thats a real waste of my time!lol

    hey, if you want, i can make a bonus story of hoodvar and computer nerd figting each other!

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    k, the would be cool, but you don'thave to...

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    hahaha! great man i love your stories

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    You come up with the craziest ideas. Nice Very entertaining and soothing for my bordem.

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    Lmafo Great Read.

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    love the storys hope u make more

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    11-30-2006, 01:25 Am
    I made a new script, check it out!.

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    Wowzor...what a digger...I seriously wanna know what they search for when they dig threads...

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    Gravediggers!
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    I made a new script, check it out!.

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    rofl that was so funny gj dude
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