
Originally Posted by
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I think I'm gonna tell you my story, SRL!
It's about the Christmas tree monster! You know!
It has all these spikes on it and stuff and it's strong too
So one day, it was my friend, but when I carried it up the stairs, it pulled me down!
The doctor said it broke my back bone
So then after it pulled me down I got up (because I am quite strong and healthy) and fought it with my hands
After three hours of punching, I carried the dead monster to my apartment and decorated it anyway!
Garett, a friend of mine, thinks I'm a champion because of that.