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    IRC lologs.



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    <Smarter_Child> no pain no gain
    <mixster> Smarter_Child: tell that to him http://www.explosm.net/comics/2147/
    <Smarter_Child> nice pic
    <Wizzup> mixster: I laughed out loud
    <mixster> Wizzup: it's a great way to pick up chicks
    <Wizzup> I might do it
    <Wizzup> but they'd notice it, the penis all the way down to the bed
    <Wizzup> They'd probably trip
    <Smarter_Child> lol
    <Wizzup> let alone if it was erect they might hurt themselves
    <Smarter_Child> quoted?
    <Wizzup> lol
    <Wizzup> Some things should stay in IRC
    <Smarter_Child> too late
    Lol Wizzup

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarter Child View Post
    Lol Wizzup
    AHAHAHAHA

    -Boom

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    <Drags111> rawr
    <Drags111> hi
    <BraK> Drags111, shush people trying to sleep
    <Drags111> but dragons roar
    <Drags111> i cant help it
    <BraK> Not when people sleep they meow
    <Drags111> since when have i ever meowe
    <Drags111> meowed
    <BraK> just now
    <Shuttleu> just then
    <Drags111> dangit.
    <Shuttleu> lol
    <Drags111> touche
    lololol

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    =D I love u brak <3
    Extinct.

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    <Smarter_Child> i'm running this game and the frame rate is so sloww
    <Smarter_Child> can i speed it up?
    <Shuttleu> no
    <Dgby714> Smarter_Child: How many fps?
    <Shuttleu> 1
    <Smarter_Child> lol i don't know
    <Smarter_Child> but it is slowww
    <Shuttleu> go get a stopwatch and time it
    <Dgby714 Shuttleu: lol'd
    ~shut

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    [20:59:40] <Dgby714> ./#srl.20110729.log:[23:50:34] <Dgby714> use sdl
    [20:59:49] <Dgby714> ./#srl.20110729.log:[23:53:22] <R0b0t1> BenLand100: Use SDL...
    [21:00:01] <Dgby714> He suggested it 3mins after me
    [21:00:03] <Dgby714> >..>
    [21:00:23] <@BenLand100> and i ignored your suggestion, but took his. should tell you something :3
    [21:00:32] <Dgby714> LOL >..>
    >..>

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    [22:12:05] <Dgby714> Im agnostic
    [22:12:36] <Blumblebee> :O ...you can read minds

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    [22:58:00] <Smarter_Child> Don't quote me, for our love cannot be quoted
    [22:58:12] <Dgby714> LOL
    This was after a conv between me and him.

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    [22:12:05] <Dgby714> Im agnostic
    [22:12:36] <Blumblebee> :O ...you can read minds

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dgby714 View Post
    This was after a conv between me and him.
    Ah, you mean this one :

    <Smarter_Child> Simba <3
    <Smarter_Child> Dgby714 0.5*<3
    <Dgby714> =O
    <Dgby714> I'm 1/2 loved?
    <Smarter_Child> yes
    <Dgby714> lol
    <Smarter_Child> lol
    <Dgby714> Why?
    <Smarter_Child> because i love Simba twice as much as you
    <Dgby714> lol
    <Smarter_Child> Don't quote me, for our love cannot be quoted
    <Dgby714> LOL
    <Dgby714> I'm gonna quote that last one ^
    <Smarter_Child> lol

    This made me LOL:
    <Carlito> Dgby714 write a script that complains to people in runescape about bots.
    Last edited by Smarter Child; 08-11-2011 at 03:06 AM.

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    [23:05:52] <Carlito> Dgby714 write a script that complains to people in runescape about bots.
    [23:05:59] <Smarter_Child> lol
    [23:06:01] <Dgby714> Carlito: LOL
    LOL'd

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    Quote Originally Posted by IRC
    [22:12:05] <Dgby714> Im agnostic
    [22:12:36] <Blumblebee> :O ...you can read minds

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    Contributing..

    R0b0t1 LMFAO
    09:01 Wizzup What's so funny
    09:01 Smarter_Child THIS *insert youtube link*
    09:01 R0b0t1 Wizzup: The guy's penis is actually as thick as his wrist
    09:02 Wizzup Is that not normal?
    09:02 R0b0t1 I see what you did there.
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    13:46 <@BenLand100> <SourceCode> @BenLand100: what you have just said shows you 
                        have serious physchological problems
    13:46 <@BenLand100> HE GETS IT!
    13:46 <@BenLand100> HE FINALLY GETS IT!!!!1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nava2 View Post
    Contributing..
    you have to do it somewhere jk <3

    ~BraK

    "Sometimes User's don't need the Answer spelled out with Code. Sometimes all they need is guidance and explanation of the logic to get where they are going."

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    [11:54:02] <Tootoot222> damnit
    [11:54:07] <Tootoot222> i installed the package on my laptop
    [11:54:07] <Tootoot222> lol
    [11:54:12] * Tootoot222 forgot to ssh
    =P...

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    [00:00] * MIXSTERSUCKSDONGS (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has joined #srl
    [00:01] <MIXSTERSUCKSDONGS> MIXSTER SUCKS DONGS
    [00:01] <mixster> MIXSTERSUCKSDONGS: http://imgur.com/r/funny/tYku6
    [00:01] <MIXSTERSUCKSDONGS> ETCETC
    [00:01] <MIXSTERSUCKSDONGS> i can't click that because telnet has no web browser
    [00:01] <MIXSTERSUCKSDONGS> actually i'm not using telnet; this is netcat
    [00:01] <Rawr> Tootoot222, as in, xchat and irssi are about equal in terms of goodness.
    [00:01] <Rawr> Shuttleu, I does not.
    [00:01] <BraK> mixster, that's fucking funny
    [00:01] * MIXSTERSUCKSDONGS is now known as Jason2gsSucksDongs
    [00:01] <Shuttleu> why?
    [00:01] * Rawr has kicked Jason2gsSucksDongs from #srl (nope.)
    [00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has joined #srl
    [00:02] * Shuttleu_ has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
    [00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has left #srl
    [00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has joined #srl
    [00:02] * Rawr has kicked Jason2gsSucksDongs from #srl (nope.)
    [00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has joined #srl
    [00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has left #srl
    [00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has joined #srl
    [00:02] * Rawr has kicked Jason2gsSucksDongs from #srl (nope.)
    [00:02] <BraK> lol
    [00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has joined #srl
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    [00:02] <Carlito> damn someone getting raped.
    [00:02] <Rawr> .ban Jason2gsSucksDongs :<
    [00:02] * Sexy sets ban on *!*@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP
    [00:02] * Sexy has kicked Jason2gsSucksDongs from #srl (:<)
    [00:02] <Tootoot222> tepic
    [00:02] <Tootoot222> TEpic
    [00:02] <Carlito> someone put that in the forumn quotes.
    ~BraK

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    I deffinetly have to visit you guys on irc sometime, because this thread just made my day xD

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    It's a totally awesome time to be had by all

    ~BraK

    "Sometimes User's don't need the Answer spelled out with Code. Sometimes all they need is guidance and explanation of the logic to get where they are going."

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    <BraK> Good night everyone the wife is a calling me to bed
    <mixster> BraK: it's a trap!
    <mixster> she has sore feet!
    <BraK> Going to "BED"
    <mixster> BraK: well, where are her feet?
    <mixster> in the bed
    <mixster> where will your hands be?
    <BraK> lol
    <mixster> in the bed
    <mixster> I rest my case
    Just got back from... downstairs and Brak is already having hankypanky...

    -Boom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dynamite View Post
    Just got back from... downstairs and Brak is already having hankypanky...

    -Boom
    [18:42:50] <BraK> Mixster was right it was a trap she's getting sick and doesn't want to take meds
    lol'd

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    [22:12:05] <Dgby714> Im agnostic
    [22:12:36] <Blumblebee> :O ...you can read minds

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    <mixster> Rawr: ~20 mins in *youtube link*
    <mixster> Jedi Mind Trick irl
    <mixster> (unsure if it'll work for you USAin)
    <mixster> "This is the dog you're looking for"
    <Frement> BraK wat?
    <Tootoot222> mixster: =( unavailable
    <Tootoot222> how is that possible in the land of t3h fr33
    <mixster> Tootoot222: search for "derren brown mind control 3"
    <mixster> he literally tells the sort of attendant person that "this is the dog you're looking for" and she accepts that he's right and gives him money as if his ticket was a winning ticket when it was not
    <Tootoot222> lol
    <mixster> hence Jedi Mind Tricks aren't just for Jedis
    Moral of the story: Jedi Mind Tricks aren't just for Jedis

    ~shut

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    <cycrosism> I'm going to go to a gun store and ask where the anti-depressants are
    <Smarter_Child> lol
    <Smarter_Child> they'll give you a gun and 1 bullet
    <Smarter_Child> you can put it to your head
    <Smarter_Child> for the anti depressant to take full effect, trigger must be pushed all the way
    <Smarter_Child> WARNING: Do not administer this medicine to anyone but yourself
    <Dgby714> lol
    Some more..^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarter Child View Post
    Some more..^
    lol what happened to keep out of the reach of childer

    i loled at that one
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    LOL more ! :

    <cycrosism> "I know you folks at Best Buy are always trying to confuse people like me. I dont wan't to hear any bullshit, just show me where the discs of internet are"
    <cycrosism> "Discs... Ma'am I don't quite understand, do you already have a provider? or..."
    <cycrosism> "CUT THE BULLSHIT, just show me where I can get a disc of internet!"
    <cycrosism> "In the aisle next to car stereos ma'am."
    <Smarter_Child> LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarter Child View Post
    LOL more ! :
    lolololololol i can so relate, since i work there >.>
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    Some fun with russians:

    <Smarter_Child> <3
    <Mantup> lolz
    <Mantup> Iv been waiting for you, Vladimir.
    * Smarter_Child Vladmir_Child
    <Smarter_Child> woops
    * You are now known as Vladmir_Child
    <Mantup>
    * Mantup is now known as Nikolai_Putnam
    <Nikolai_Putnam> Gorbechev is dead, comrade!
    <Vladmir_Child> No!
    <Vladmir_Child> We must save the mother land!
    * You are now known as Vladmir_Petrov
    * Vladmir_Petrov thanks google for cool russian last names /offtopic
    <Nikolai_Putnam> I believe it was my brother. I shall ohone the KGB
    <Vladmir_Petrov> Quick, Nikolai_Putnam we cannot let the Americans escape!
    <Nikolai_Putnam> phone*
    <Nikolai_Putnam> Afterr I drink some vodka
    * Nikolai_Putnam sips vodka
    * Vladmir_Petrov chugs a gallon of vodka
    <Vladmir_Petrov> i am not a pusse
    <Vladmir_Petrov> this is how REAL RUSSIANS DRINK
    * Nikolai_Putnam laughs at how mr. Petrov is now out of vodka
    <Nikolai_Putnam> He will not last.
    <Vladmir_Petrov> Putnam, gimme some vodka
    * Nikolai_Putnam pulls out a glock and caps two Americans trying to escape from their jails
    * Nikolai_Putnam grabs their vodka, gives to Petrov after emptying half of it into his own mouth
    * Vladmir_Petrov shoots an RPG rocket at the Americans, just missing Putnam's head
    <Nikolai_Putnam> You fuckwit.
    <Vladmir_Petrov> forgive me Putnam
    <Vladmir_Petrov> i am but a drunk russian
    * Nikolai_Putnam takes vodka back
    <Nikolai_Putnam> You are forgiven.
    * Vladmir_Petrov snatches Vodka
    <Vladmir_Petrov> Some vodka would suit the apology
    <Nikolai_Putnam> We shall play Russian Roulette
    <Nikolai_Putnam> winner takes all
    -Global- [T] Please excuse the split. Someone sneezed on the wrong cable. As always, thanks for flying with Rizon
    <Nikolai_Putnam> Oh shit
    <Vladmir_Petrov> Rizon !
    * Vladmir_Petrov shoots Rizon admin
    <Nikolai_Putnam> The Americans are in our infrastructure!
    <Vladmir_Petrov> kill the american!
    * Nikolai_Putnam pokes silly american with a stick until he releases CIA secrets.
    <Nikolai_Putnam> Mr. Reagan is allergic to potatoe skin!
    <Nikolai_Putnam> bwahahaha
    * Vladmir_Petrov pokes silly american with large russian penis until he releases dirty secrets about his american girlfriend
    <Nikolai_Putnam> Whatta cunt.
    <Nikolai_Putnam> They do that in America?
    * Nikolai_Putnam sips vodka
    * Nikolai_Putnam says some words in a heavy Russian accent
    * Vladmir_Petrov chugs vodka, and hip fires ak-47 like a mad man
    * Nikolai_Putnam gets shot through
    * Vladmir_Petrov shoots a Narwhal
    * Nikolai_Putnam has quit (Quit: Leaving)
    * Vladmir_Petrov lets a Narwhal near his balls, and is doomed
    <Choroid> Natty Narwhal
    * Vladmir_Petrov has died.
    and:

    <Choroid> I'm 12 and what is this?
    <Mantup> A penis.
    <Smarter_Child> Lol
    <Litoris> inb4 IRC quoote thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarter Child View Post
    Some fun with russians:
    Best shit ever. I'm out of vodka

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