georgegeorge gave me a good idea with this thread:
Here are my awesome 2011 stats:
I autoed 100 days straight, with 14k commits. I drunk 2265 beers, buried 122k bones, collected 390k coins of the ground, banked 48k yews. I accidentally burned 23k pieces of food. I single handedly killed 149k Goblins and 58k Rats. I recently chopped 2487 Magic logs.
I am currently ranked 12.
Now show me yours.