Granted, but the wish sucked
I wish I had a fish
Granted, but the wish sucked
I wish I had a fish
You got your fish, but it turns out that it was stuffed with bombs by the terrorist and the fish was acctually supposed to got on the 9/11 attack.
I wish that, ummm, I has uber saxaphone and scripting skills...
[Offtopic] I play saxaphone![/OffTopic]
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You get a saxophone and shove it up your arse. Now it's all brown. You get leet scripting skills, but you get bantard and you can never download the newest version of SCAR, and you eventually get banned.
I wish that our Tennis Fixtures Team would win and get back into the top 4 teams so that we can go into the semi-finals.
They dominate, gain world fame...then get assassinated by a guy who wants to be famous.
I want Americans to be less fat.
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All americans are forced to get lipo-suction, but the excess fat is dumped in a nuclear waste dump and turns into a hideous yet misunderstood monster.
I wish i could snap my fingers and have a pancake appear in front of me.
BAM! Pancakes appear and suffocate you.
I wish I was the best at everything that I do.
You own everyone at every single thign that you do.... Then chuck norris gets pissed that poeple dont pay enough attentnio to him anymore, and he comes and kills you with a roundhouse kick.
I wish I could get SRL membership for some bright idea....
you get SRL membership but spam 100 posts after it,you get I.P Permed
I wish that the person after me would die
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My best mates account who said if i put it here and he gets banned im dead ^_^
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The dancing man has Skillzz to Killzz
that fish comes back as a zombie and eats your brainzz
I wish the apocalypse wouldnt come
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My best mates account who said if i put it here and he gets banned im dead ^_^
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The dancing man has Skillzz to Killzz
It doesn't come, and instead, everyone becomes immortal, and you find living forever is boring so you inject heroin into yourself and you overdose and die.
Moral: DON'T DO DRUGS - YOU WILL DIE!
I wish I was a GM in WoW.
you become a gm and get the blizz symbol,Blizz scan your computer and find Glider Insta-ban
I wish Warhammer Age of reckoning would come quick
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My best mates account who said if i put it here and he gets banned im dead ^_^
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The dancing man has Skillzz to Killzz
Warhammer age of reckoning comes quick but it turns out that the game is really a way to brainwash you into becoming a evil murderous dictator causing ww3
I wish I could read minds
Currently Working on: Runite Miner W/ World Hop (Fally) 80% complete
Next: Advanced Gnome Agility Course!
(see plot to What Women Want but reverse it making you a gay sex god)
I wish i hadn't seen that corruptionXD
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My best mates account who said if i put it here and he gets banned im dead ^_^
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The dancing man has Skillzz to Killzz
you turn into The Doctor,i turn into the master and i own you!.alternatively you become the doctor and the T.A.R.D.I.S eats you
i wish that avatar was real
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My best mates account who said if i put it here and he gets banned im dead ^_^
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The dancing man has Skillzz to Killzz
Avatar becomes real? Avatar (whatever it is) becomes real and eats you.
I wish I could speak any language fluently.
you learn french and suicide from such a shit language (sorry bout the racism)
I wish i could sukka punch someone
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My best mates account who said if i put it here and he gets banned im dead ^_^
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The dancing man has Skillzz to Killzz
You suka punch yourself and die in agony.
I wish my mum would stfu for once...

She does, and never talks to you ever again. You beg her over and over to talk, but she refuses to. You commit suicide.
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You make everyone happy and everyone loves you so much you get raped 30 times a day.
I wish i had a carrer in basketball
You get it, but due to the lack of space you quit.
I wish for a bronze turtle
The fish returns back to life and gets revenge to you murdering it before by killing you.
I wanna pony that can't run away from me, fly away, explode or die.
You neglect it and put alcohol in it's food trough. It begins to walk around, then collapses and for the rest of its life it has mangled all of its legs, and has liver failure.
You decide to put him down but can't because it cannot die, so you eat it, but since it can't die, you have parts of a living horse inside of you, and when you crap, your arse hurts so much because it's hoof kicked you while you were crapping it out and it then went down the sewers, all the way until it reached Kentucky, where a farmer raped it, and flew it to Alaska where he then sold it for a solid gold mansion. You forgot that when you ate it, it had liver failure, and it passed onto you, also giving you aids. The whereabouts of the horse is now unknown.
The farmer lived happily ever after, and you cried for weeks and weeks until you decide to trek down the horse, but can't and eventually give up, and hang yourself with a vine in the jungle.
The end.
I wish for a hot, young (about 23 years of age or so), female stripper.
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