Your wish comes true, however she has no holes.
I wish I could become invisible whenever I wanted at my will, with no restrictions what so ever.
Your wish comes true, however she has no holes.
I wish I could become invisible whenever I wanted at my will, with no restrictions what so ever.
You become invisible but then you can never go back to being seen.
I wish the Philidelphia Eagles won this football game....
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The win but they lose they lose their next 10 games.
I wish LimeWire would work properly.
We truly become the land of the free, but you get raped by Oprah Winfrey.
I wish that condoms actually worked.
You get one....But since Oprah cant get to you she gets Dr.Phil to do her job :{]
I wish i wasn't so sore from being tazered...
You get one but crash it.
EDIT: Guy posted above me just as I did.
You fall off a cliff just as your recover.
What is RIAA?
I wish I knew the lyrics to every song in the world.
You do it like a silly girl, and then you fall and break your leg and do irreparable damage to your legs, not even able to be amputated without killing you.
I wish my mum would stop with the "Turn the music down!".
She stops with the turning the music down, but, then she starts yelling "Come down and do your laundry!"
I wish that I wasn't bored.
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You don't born and become a piece of dog's shit that smells like plastic.
I wish i was a rock
kk?
you become a rock, but i throw u into a lake because im bored and you drown
i wish i was an srl member!?!! 0.o
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You become an SRL member but since you didnt make a script you get a failpail and get demoted
I wish i knew what carreer i would like...
You find out what career you would like...a janitor.
I wish I wasn't so sleepy.
You do crack, and you're not sleepy, yet you become so addicted that you eventually sniff it off Oprah's fat ass. Shortly thereafter, you are roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, just because.
I wish that I knew how to send the Ping of Death~
You'll find that out but after that when you tell about it on IRC, you get called a script kiddie by yakman which drives you into a mental crisis...
I wish there'd come some more amusing program on TV on Saturdays...
You just did make a wish...
You make a crap wish.
I wish I was 1337.

You are. And then you die of old age
I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.
You don't procrastinate, and you work on something. Then you find out that you didn't really need to do that.
I wish that my favorite bands had concerts here and didn't suck.
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They had a concert. And then a giant mosh pit happened. A fan is thrown into a speaker, where it falls over, catches on fire, and burns your favorite bands down to the ground
I wish I had a dollar.
You get a dollar full of the plague and other disease and die after spreading it to the world. GG noob.
I wish the penguin army wouldn't mow us down...
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They don't mow us down, but then the bears nuke the world.
I wish I had a Dr. Pepper soda and it didn't have a disease or poison. It was cold and refreshing.
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It becomes so cold that you have a brain freeze and to try to relieve it you bang your head against a brick wall only to find out that you have cracked your skull and head open, your bleeding out everywhere, and the worst part of it all is, you have left a giant big pool of blood in an enormous dint on the wall. Now the walls caretaker comes after you with a pitchfork, and you try to run away but can't because you are pissing out blood from everywhere and he catches up to you and violently and brutally murders the crap out of you where you die, a horrible, slow and painful death.
Moral of the story: Don't break other peoples walls that are soft walls...even if they are made of brick.
I wish for a life times supply of Juice.
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