The Corrupted Wish Game

[Raskolnikov]

The juice is contaminated with poison

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper soda that was a refreshing 60 degrees (F) and its refreshing. It is not poisioned or contaminated in any way. I don't bang my head on a wall while drinking it. It is drownproof.

Cut em2 it

[Infantry001]

The Dr. Pepper was too refreshing and your head blew up in sheer excitement of the flavors.

I wish Math homework didn't take so long 0_o

[kdj55]

You finish it in 2 minutes but then realize you have science homework to do..

I wish my mom got that Abortion

[Raskolnikov]

She gets the abortion but then she gets pregnant again.

I wish I was listening to Stone Temple Pilots, it isn't loud, they didn't suck, they didn't die get injured, I didn't get injured. No one gets injured. Stone Temple Pilots includes the members of the band Stone Temple Pilots.

Cut em2 it

[Markus]

Wish granted, but it's so quiet that you can't hear them.

I wish I could hypnotise wizzup.

[Lee Lok Hin]

You do, but he wears mirrored sunglasses. (Read Artemis Fowl)

I wish.. For pie. Yes. Pie that isn't contaminated in away, or would cause unhealthiness in a person (Including me), and is of room temperature which is around 25 degrees.

It is of a normal size for a pumpkin pie, and is perfectly safe to be eaten.

[BanditX]

It is a pumpkin pie and it is indeed safe to eat, you enjoy it greatly, unfortunately you are allergic to pumpkin

I wish that I was good at scripting

[Lee Lok Hin]

Pie that isn't contaminated in away, or would cause unhealthiness in a person (Including me)

You become good in scripting, only to realise that. Your definition of good is a lot lower than everyone elses.

I wish.. For pie. Yes. Pie that isn't contaminated in away, or would cause unhealthiness in a person (Including me), and is of room temperature which is around 25 degrees.

It is of a normal size for a pumpkin pie, and is perfectly safe to be eaten.

I don't have any allergy to pumpkin pie that is of this state. It will not cause any misfortune to happen to me, directly or indirectly.

[Raskolnikov]

You eat the pumpkin pie, it's called pumpkin pie, but the main ingredient is poop.

I wish I was listening to Stone Temple Pilots. It is loud enough to hear. It doesn't cause anything bad to me to happen. It is not too loud that would hurt my ears. They don't suck playing. The band Stone Temple Pilots consists of the members. The definition of suck is mine that they sound exactly like they do on the album. It doesn't cause anyone to get hurt.

Try this one. There is always a loophole, but I can't find it...

Cut em2 it

[Infantry001]

The Stone Temple Pilots actually consist of naked grandmas

I wish I wasn't sick anymore... (lol, easily corrupted)

[Raskolnikov]

You then get sick again.

I wish I was listening to Stone Temple Pilots. It is loud enough to hear. It doesn't cause anything bad to me to happen. It is not too loud that would hurt my ears. They don't suck playing. The band Stone Temple Pilots consists of the members. The definition of suck is mine that they sound exactly like they do on the album. It doesn't cause anyone to get hurt. The Stone Temple Pilots consist of the band shown here.

Cut em2 it

[orange]

You are listening to them at a gig, along with approximately 200 other people. An assassination attempt upon one of the people in the crowd led to the death of everyone in the building. The cause of death was a new gas discovered, that when mixed with carbon dioxide changes into a dangerous gas which when inhaled causes the person's mind to instantly collapse. You, and no other people feel any pain, but are instantly brain dead. You later are put out of your misery via lethal injection.

I wish Cut em2 it is teleported into a magical unbreakable, unescapeable cage, with only him inside it. There are two floating orbs. If touched, one would mean that he is never ever able post on the SRL forums again. The other orb causes him to remove my IRC failure from his siggie. He must choose one orb, and only one. No more orbs can appear, and no orbs can disappear. If he does not choose an orb after two hours, his hands will disobey him and choose one at random. He cannot by any means be rescued from the cage, or fall through the cage, or get out of the cage in any way, he MUST choose an orb.

(Yeah, let's see you get out of that, asshole!)

[Lacky]

The juice is contaminated with poison

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper soda that was a refreshing 60 degrees (F) and its refreshing. It is not poisioned or contaminated in any way. I don't bang my head on a wall while drinking it. It is drownproof.

Cut em2 it

Rofl.

You are listening to them at a gig, along with approximately 200 other people. An assassination attempt upon one of the people in the crowd led to the death of everyone in the building. The cause of death was a new gas discovered, that when mixed with carbon dioxide changes into a dangerous gas which when inhaled causes the person's mind to instantly collapse. You, and no other people feel any pain, but are instantly brain dead. You later are put out of your misery via lethal injection.

I wish Cut em2 it is teleported into a magical unbreakable, unescapeable cage, with only him inside it. There are two floating orbs. If touched, one would mean that he is never ever able post on the SRL forums again. The other orb causes him to remove my IRC failure from his siggie. He must choose one orb, and only one. No more orbs can appear, and no orbs can disappear. If he does not choose an orb after two hours, his hands will disobey him and choose one at random. He cannot by any means be rescued from the cage, or fall through the cage, or get out of the cage in any way, he MUST choose an orb.

(Yeah, let's see you get out of that, asshole!)

He chooses the orb that is the one that allows him to post on the SRL-Forums again. XD

I wish I could stay awake 24/7 to be on my computer an never die or have anything bad happen from it.

[Goobs]

You stay on the computer forever, yet anytime that you masturbate, you envision a fat, hairy, black woman rubbing her nipples and calling your name. Thus, you are unable to ejaculate. Also, you cannot move from the computer, so your parents reject you, you piss and shit yourself and get fat, and your lover dumps you because you suck.

I wish that Naruto didn't say "BELIEVE IT" every two fckin seconds in the stupid ass English dub. Then I might watch it in English.

[Infantry001]

Instead, Naruto says "Never give up!" every 2 seconds =)

I wish I didn't just eat the chicken gizzard my mom made...

[Goobs]

You don't eat the chicken gizzard, and, in doing, so, realize that you were poisoned by ninjas and the only cure was in the gizzard. Phail.

I wish that I had a bottle of Bacardi 151 and Blue Raspberry Faygo right now.. (CHASERS FTW)

EDIT: YAY! 80th post ^.^

[Infantry001]

Too bad someone sticks a wick in them and they become drinkable Molotov cocktails =)

I wish I killed myself. (Hah. Deal with that)

[orange]

You do kill yourself, however you mysteriously come back to life and find you have super powers. You have superhuman strength, can turn invisible at will, have adjustable mind controlled x-ray vision, can read minds, and for some reason everyone calls you Chuck Norris.

I wish i could move objects by thinking about it. Using mind powers.

[Raskolnikov]

You accidentally fly a knife into your head and die.

You are listening to them at a gig, along with approximately 200 other people. An assassination attempt upon one of the people in the crowd led to the death of everyone in the building. The cause of death was a new gas discovered, that when mixed with carbon dioxide changes into a dangerous gas which when inhaled causes the person's mind to instantly collapse. You, and no other people feel any pain, but are instantly brain dead. You later are put out of your misery via lethal injection.

I wish Cut em2 it is teleported into a magical unbreakable, unescapeable cage, with only him inside it. There are two floating orbs. If touched, one would mean that he is never ever able post on the SRL forums again. The other orb causes him to remove my IRC failure from his siggie. He must choose one orb, and only one. No more orbs can appear, and no orbs can disappear. If he does not choose an orb after two hours, his hands will disobey him and choose one at random. He cannot by any means be rescued from the cage, or fall through the cage, or get out of the cage in any way, he MUST choose an orb.

(Yeah, let's see you get out of that, asshole!)

I wish I was listening to Stone Temple Pilots. It is loud enough to hear. It doesn't cause anything bad to me to happen. It is not too loud that would hurt my ears. They don't suck playing. The band Stone Temple Pilots consists of the members. The definition of suck is mine that they sound exactly like they do on the album. It doesn't cause anyone to get hurt. The Stone Temple Pilots consist of the band shown here.

And there happens to be an orb on the floor that lets me out without picking either one.

I wish I knew if I would start a flame war if I said this

I wish that I knew that if orangebursts was stupid

Cut em2 it

[Lacky]

You accidentally fly a knife into your head and die.





And there happens to be an orb on the floor that lets me out without picking either one.

I wish I knew if I would start a flame war if I said this



Cut em2 it

Umm....no idea what just happened with you then Cut Em 2 It...

So I am just going to say that...you die.

I wish that I wouldn't have to be nagged to get off the computer and I could do what I want, when I want.

[Raskolnikov]

Then your computer breaks down.

I wish i wasn't bored and noone gets hurt including me.

[Lacky]

Everyone dies (You can die without being hurt).

I wish that I was alive on WoW.

[Raskolnikov]

Granted, but then you die again .

I wish i wasn't bored and noone gets hurt or dies including me.

[Goobs]

No one gets hurt, or dies, so the government had a giant orgie with everyone else in the world, because we're all unable to die or get hurt, so no one can get pregnant or get STDS (RUNON!!). Unfortunately, you are stuck in the room labeled "Homosexual Senior Citizens", which is just filled with a bunch of old black gangbangers from the hood.

I wish that Barney got AIDS, and that I shall, in no way, get AIDS from Barney. He can give it to the dipshit little kids on his show, tho. ^.^

[Infantry001]

Too bad Barney got SARS, Cancer, Crabs, MRSA, Syphillis, and Gonorrhea. Then he gave all of those to you

I wish for a duck.