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    Granted, but all of the candidates died. Here are their stories:

    John McCain died of a heart attack after eating a big mac.
    Obama died at a rally in Texas, I guess we know what happened. Lets do a sound effect! *Booom* *AHhhh*

    I wish that I was an Elite on RSV2.

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    You play hours on end and finally get to Elite but then you go blind for straining your eyes too much looking at the TV for that long.

    You should have gotten Elite when it first came out through the points glitch... I left my PS3 on for 3 days straight and later My team were still shootin and I was still behind a wall, now Elite

    I wish there was a Fally Farm Cow Ranger script

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    The script comes out and you immediatly set your bots to working... but after 2 days they all get banned!

    I wish that i could script on SCAR...(so i can make a bucket of water buyer.... im trying to learn!)

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    You make a bucket of water buyer...and find out that (after you drink it), it's really pee.

    I wish that...Oh Hai!

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    You were outsexed, my friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lacky View Post
    I wish that...Oh Hai!
    You get butt-raped by woodland critters... in Oh-Hai-Oh. (Ohio is a place in the US in case you didn't know )

    I wish that it didn't get dark at 6:30 PM here

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    It doesn't get dark but stays light for days and all of the water around your area dries up and people relocate to a place that does get dark at 6:30 PM... so ur screwed!

    I wish that people would give me a good result of my wish(even though thats the opposite of the idea)!

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    Other people do, but I don't, therefore I corrupt your wish.

    I wish for a flying monkey!

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    You were outsexed, my friend.
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    I love lacky b/c i need a lacky :P
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    You get one that flies while it butt secks you.

    I wish for a rune scimmy o.O
    [QUOTE]<GoF`> oh no its Raymooond
    <Raymooond> Heya
    <GoF`> is it ray or some other ray?
    <LeeLokHin> No idea
    <LeeLokHin> Raymond, what's the game you like the most?
    <Raymooond> Runescape
    <-- LeeLokHin has kicked Raymooond from #srl (Faker.)[/QUOTE]

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    You get one and start to use it on your f2p str pure... 5 minutes later you die with scull and lose it!

    I wish that i was SRL member....

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    You spend countless Hours trying to learn to script, wasting week after week, until you finally apply, and get denied...for the 8th time.

    I wish I wasnt In School
    “Ignorance, the root and the stem of every evil.”

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    You are at home getting raped by Peaches McGee... and then he plants child pornography in your room calls the cops and they arrest you. Your court case ends with you being sentenced to 4 years in prison and you are required to register as a sex offender. Once you get out everybody hates you for the rest of your life. Your family disowns you and you die alone, homeless, cold, and afraid of rape from the emotional scaring you recieve from the first rape by Peaches McGee.

    I wish for a beach house in Denmark.

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    A huge hurricane kills everything in Denmark.

    Take THAT Royal Family.

    I wish that I could type really fast and things would work the way that I want them to work.

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    You were outsexed, my friend.
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    I love lacky b/c i need a lacky :P
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    You get to type really fast and things go the way you want them to but that is the opposite of what everyone else wants so the brutally murder you and the bury you in a landfill.

    I wish that "+" and "-" were switched so that 2 - 2 = 4 and 2 + 2 = 0

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    Someone tries to times by zero, but doesn't realise that everything is opposite, thus they divide by zero and everything collapses in on itself.

    I wish for some cookies!

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    You were outsexed, my friend.
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    I love lacky b/c i need a lacky :P
    Quote Originally Posted by Julza View Post
    my age is 99 =] look me up in hiscores im first!

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    You get your cookies...Sweet, tasty, choc dripping cookies!!!
    And explode horribly from the poisoned milk product included in the chocolate..Oh..the horror! NOT THE COOKIES!!!!

    I wish I hadn't sold my soul to the devil!!!!

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    You sold your soul to the devil...? Well anyway...
    This wish causes time to be altered because you must alter the past for it to work. The consequence? Rohipnol is now 5000x more powerful. Don't ask me why. It was some unexplainable chain of events that started with you not eating a bowl of cereal one morning.

    Anyway... The Rohipnol is now causing date rapes to last for about 3 years each. This causes your boss to get date raped for 3 years and you are out of a job... But then you become a manufacturer for Rohipnol and the police catch you and decide for your punishment that you should have to take 2 doses and be put in a prison for 3 years and then sent to africa. The only problem is that two doses has an exponential effect and when you wake up you are 20 years older and have 75 different versions of AIDS and about 20 versions of HIV (the different versions are also results of your time meddling)...Oh and also you have a serious hemeroids problem.

    I wish that I could fly like an eagle to the sea, fly like an eagle let my spirit carry me.

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    You are able to fly, but fly into a volcano while you're not looking.

    I wish that Barack Obama would win the 2008 Presidential Election Campaign against John McCain.

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    You were outsexed, my friend.
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    I love lacky b/c i need a lacky :P
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    obviously it's done now :P, but he gets assassinated thanks to you and your wish,
    i wish i had more crisps


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    Crisps = Chips I think?

    You get them, and then you keep eating and eating until eventually you become ub3rly fat O_o

    I wish McCain would have won the election...

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    McCain wins and all is good until he gets assassinated by the Black Panther group... Palin becomes first women president(OOOOO NOOOO what has the world come to)

    I wish that i had a superduper fast computer!

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    How fast? I assume you meant like the super duper fastest computer possible
    Ex. 900 tHz processor?

    Anyway it requires too much power to use at any good capacity and so it sucks


    I wish for 1000 different diseases and to die a painful death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aser View Post
    How fast? I assume you meant like the super duper fastest computer possible
    Ex. 900 tHz processor?

    Anyway it requires too much power to use at any good capacity and so it sucks


    I wish for 1000 different diseases and to die a painful death.
    You get sent to hell where you are forced to LEGALLY play RuneScape 24/7.

    Quote Originally Posted by mormonman View Post
    McCain wins and all is good until he gets assassinated by the Black Panther group... Palin becomes first women president(OOOOO NOOOO what has the world come to)

    I wish that i had a superduper fast computer!
    I bet you still can't play Crisis with that superduper fast computer.

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    You were outsexed, my friend.
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    I love lacky b/c i need a lacky :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lacky View Post
    You get sent to hell where you are forced to LEGALLY play RuneScape 24/7.



    I bet you still can't play Crisis with that superduper fast computer.
    And your wish is...

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    To find the Leprechaun Gold over the Rainbow!

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    You were outsexed, my friend.
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    I love lacky b/c i need a lacky :P
    Quote Originally Posted by Julza View Post
    my age is 99 =] look me up in hiscores im first!

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    It's just that chocolate candy coin things.

    I already found the gold over the rainbow once so you wouldn't be the first... Unless you don't count that patch of weed as gold...

    I wish that freedom was free.

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