Instead of war for freedom you get tea parties and skittle fights
I wish that I didn't have to take my meds to have a good life. (my heavy meds are killing my liver)
Instead of war for freedom you get tea parties and skittle fights
I wish that I didn't have to take my meds to have a good life. (my heavy meds are killing my liver)
Time is just an illusion, we are all dying from the disease of age.
When in doubt, please go here.
You end up not taking your meds for a little, and decide to be smart about your life and smoke pot. But the bud is laced with meth and you become addicted to meth. Within a year you look like you 90 years old.
I wish for a lawlercaust.
You get a lawlercaust...WITH A CRAB. It bights your nose off and everyone laughs at you because you look like Michael Jackson. You decide to off yourself because you cannot live with it or the pain anyway.
I wish I would pass all of my subjects.
You pass but then realize it was all for nothing because you don't care about education anymore.
btw. Peaches McGee rapes you.
How are tea parties and skittle fights bad. Sounds awesome to me.
I wish for a hot Asian triplet girlfriends.
You get your hot asian triplet girlfriends, but they're 350 pounds each. You get killed when they trip and fall on you.
I wish I knew every language (includes programming languages) perfectly.
First off 350 pounds does not = hot so I call bad corruption on the wish...get more creative...jk
Because you know every language you hear some random foreigners and you find out that they actually are talking about you in their own language. This causes you to confront them and one of them happens to be a Mexican (sorry for the stereotype, but many Hispanics are in gangs and most have knives). He has a shank and he tries to kill you with it but only gets you in the liver which is unleathal enough to let you get to the hospital and need a transplant which will cost you $40,000 because of the Costco bulk discount. Have fun with those med bills. Also if you have health insurance they canceled it because you the foreigners all said you attacked him = prison --> Peaches Mcgee rape.
And you wish is...?
Oh, and P.S.: "You Just Lost The Game!".
You get your wish and there are so many posts that it begins to freeze the website, even then people still post more and more until it completely freezes and is shut down. The host company adds marks on your name stating "over bandwith limits" and nobody will host your site. Therefore srl is gone.
I wish I had a Turbo.
~Camo
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You get a Turbo...FAT GRANDMA SEX MACHINE!
I wish for Pie...and that I won The Game...OH SHIT!
OMG!! WTF!??! o.O
You win the game. But this generates so much hatred toward you that you stop coming to srl. Your PM box is full of hate mail and death threats. You decide to ban srl so you never come back. Eventually your pie arrives that you win (due to slow postal service), but to your surprise the mailman is a guy from the forums who tracked you down. You hear the front doorbell ring and you go to answer it, there stands the "mailman" holding your pie. He asks you to sign for and as your writing your name with a huge smile on your face for getting free pie, he slams the pie in your face and pushes you into your house. You feel the wall behind you slam into your head and everything goes black. You wake up to the sound of chains clinking. Your chained to your bed and cannot move a muscle. On your chest is a t.v. that is tuned to the tv help channel. You go to shut your eyes but you can't they are sewn open. You start to cry out and eventually the "mailman" comes in carrying a sledgehammer. He starts rambling on about how you winning the game made him lose those who he loved most in the world. He says your going to pay, he makes you watch as he breaks your ankles with the hammer. You go between being awake and back asleep again. When you fully come too you notice you are alone. No one answers to your crying for help. All you can do is watch the t.v. help channel and become a mindless drone repeating it over and over again by heart.
I wish CoD5 was better than it's made out to be.
~Camo
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If you PM me with a stupid question or one listed in FAQ, or about a script that is not mine, I will NOT respond.
SRL is a Library of routines made by the SRL community written for the Program Simba. We produce Scripts for the game Runescape.
COD5 turns out to be awesome and you play it like the WoW addicted people all over the place 24/7/364 (not 365 because the server was down one day) anyway... after playing for 22 days straight you are covered in sweat and waste and pimpels and gross. You are hungry and you decide to eat a pie and it gives you....AIDS/HIV/Hepatitis/Tetanus/Gangrene/Triumphalism/Nirenberg. Oh and also you get raped by Peaches McGee.
I wish for mad guitar skills.
EDIT Sorry I missed your pie one. But I think mine is better. You also didn't answer my wish.
Lol. You get your mad guitar skills by selling your soul to the Devil.
I wish Joker is almost done using my account.
~Camo
PS. My pie story is better :P
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Have fun with this... You get your H.A.M. license and business license at the same time. You are going into business as a D.J. Except you happen to take the only position for a radio station open...county. You now listen to county music all day long every day. After a while you go insane and start to see clowns everywhere. Then a while longer and you start to feel comfortable around clowns and are driven into the arms of... ... ... PEACHES MCGEE! RAPE!!1!11! 0wNz3d NUB3
I wish for a dragon that complies to my every wish, is invisible,and craps gold.
You get the dragon of your dreams, but it eventually eats you because you have too many wishes. Now you're part of that gold crap
I wish I money for my car.
~Camo
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If you PM me with a stupid question or one listed in FAQ, or about a script that is not mine, I will NOT respond.
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"I wish I money for my car"?
You get your money for your car, but as you go to buy your car, you see a casino. You gamble all your money away and all you are left with is a L shaped looking bruise on your face because the guy who pulls the chips away with the wood stick thing hit you because you took to much time deciding on which number you would for Roulette.
I wish I hadn't got a haircut...
^Sounds like it's happened to you lol.
Your wish comes true and your hair goes back to normal. But it creates a time warp and there is an image of you with your haircut going through your future. Every time you see somebody they think you had a haircut and confuses them, eventually they get so confused their heads explode.
I wish I didn't have to cut my hair tomorrow lol
~Camo
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If you PM me with a stupid question or one listed in FAQ, or about a script that is not mine, I will NOT respond.
SRL is a Library of routines made by the SRL community written for the Program Simba. We produce Scripts for the game Runescape.
You don't get your haircut, but in on day, it grows below your waist, and a hot girl says that she's go out with you if you got your hair cut.
I wish I was actually allowed to be on th computer...
People stop becoming prostitutes because it's now legal.
I wish that it wasn't so GOD DAMN WINDY!
It wasn't as windy...now it is completely still. You fart and are stuck in one place.
Without any air movement you are stuck in your fart for over 12 hours straight and lose the ability to smell.
I wish that everybody respected me.
Who does respect you lol. Jk.
People start respecting you until one day you use that to your advantage and take over the world.
I wish my rents would let me buy my own hooka.
~Camo
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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. || To be the best, you've got to beat the rest. || Logic never changes, just the syntax.
If you PM me with a stupid question or one listed in FAQ, or about a script that is not mine, I will NOT respond.
SRL is a Library of routines made by the SRL community written for the Program Simba. We produce Scripts for the game Runescape.
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