The Corrupted Wish Game

[tim46]

o.O I still hate vacation

Make a wish neeb cake

[Phade]

I wish that I could be invisible, and nothing bad could happen to me. No body could hit me, and nobody would know where I was. I could come out of invisibility and everyone could see me and would never know I was invisible.

[71runemaker]

Your wish is granted but Spiderman, Batman, the very sexy CatWoman, and WonderWoman come up in a dark alley to buy some crack, they buy it, smoke it, and then go out from the dark alley and can see you, they open a can of woop ass on you and then u start bleeding, showing that ur invisible then everyone in ur city opens a can of woopass on u, then u die

I wish I had my girlfriend back

[Santa_Clause]

You get your girlfriend back but like all stuffed up relationships, you have no Sex for 15 years. It drives you mad.

I wish Mandy would love me

[71runemaker]

Mandy loves you but you thought it was Mandy, well its Mand, turns out Mand is a guy!

I wish i had a 1000000000000 foot long penis

[Whitefang OC]

No comment :P


I wish I was the next Bill Gates.

[terkoiz]

Wish granted, but a mob forms and kills you with their pitchforks.

I wish for a paddle ball.

[Ilikepie1995]

You get the paddle-ball but then somehow when you touched it you died.

I wish for,KILL ALL HUMANS,srry, i wish for MANY ROBOTS ATTACKING HUMANS.

[mamoth95]

your wish is granted but the robots malfunction and only atack you!

I wish that i could have more time to think about a better wish and nothing bad can happen because of this wish no matter what and even if u say something happens it really dosent. Ha beat that!

[GoF]

You can't think of anything so there's nothing to grant and you just waste a wish.

I wish for this game to stop.

[mamoth95]

the game stops....for 1 hr then it starts back up again.
i wish for a pony

[Pwnt by Pwnt]

you get a pony but then it eats you.
I wish that I could be as good as a scripter as Wizzup?

[ShowerThoughts]

you will get better then wizzup but your script steal their passwords so you get banned from whole internet

i wish.....i had a laptop...(woho!!!)

[kaustav_002]

Wish granted
but the laptop blows up in your face and now your blind

[MasterKill]

caustav where's your wish?!

i'll contineu. i wish i could and can drive car.

[itSchRis917]

Wish granted, but you crash your brand new car coming out of the DMV.
I wish i had l33t CAD skillz.

[kaustav_002]

wish granted...but you mess up doing something really really hard for a company and they sue your ass

I wish i had a new and great siggie!

[itSchRis917]

Wish granted, but... someone hacks imageshack and your picture is deleted, and you dont have anything on your computer to use as a backup copy.

[GoF]

As itschris didn't make a wish.. I wanna hamburger.

[MasterKill]

wish granted, but when you eat it you don't notice a huge potion spider. you actualy bite's his head of and die's a long death...

i wish a new fitness set

[GoF]

Wish granted, but by the time the new fitness set arrives, you're already too fat to use it.

I wanna pony.

[itSchRis917]

[offtopic] damn, i forgot to make a wish, i knew i was forgetting something[/offtopic]

You get your pony GoF, but it runs away.

I want a new printer(mine broke today)

[MasterKill]

wish granted, but when you have succesfully installed your printer, it's make'ing non-stop pages wich say: don't use me! until it's out of inkt.

i wish a machine wich atomaticly give reactions to noob's who don't know how to use scar with srl 4

[itSchRis917]

Your wish is granted, but.. some noob hacks the machine and destroys it. I want an Italian sandwich.

[Bourdou!]

Two italians come on either side of you...
I want you!