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    ass scratcher

    this program will help you scratch your ass well you sit on it watching your noob army/macroer

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    ...Excuse me?

    I'm not sure I'd feel too safe with someone else scratching my butt for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by pwn5n3wb5 View Post
    this program will help you scratch your ass well you sit on it watching your noob army/macroer
    got ya covered!

    SCAR Code:
    program ScratchIt;

    //+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    //+              Scratcher 1.0              +
    //+Features:                                +
    //+ ~multi-place scratchability!            +
    //+ ~Scratch#                               +
    //+ ~Speed                                  +
    //+              Scratcher 1.0              +
    //+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


    const
    place='ass' // ass balls eye armpit belly
    times=3 // 3 works for me
    speed=2//anymore and you risk chafeage

    procedure scratch;
    var x,y:integer;
    if findbodypart(place,x,y,5,5,666,666) then
       repeat
       Movehand(x,y,speed);
       nailpress(pointer);
          if y=0 then
             y:=y+50
          else
             y:=0
       until(count=times)
    end;

    end.

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    Hope I forfilled your request :P

    SCAR Code:
    {AssScratcher}

    program AssScratcher;

    const
    TimeToWait = 5000;
    TimeToScratch = 2000;
    TimesToScratch = 5;
    RandomWaitTime = 5000;

    var
    Times : Integer;

    procedure Scratch;
    begin
    Writeln('Scratching Ass');
    Status('Currently Scratching Ass');
    Wait(TimeToScratch);
    Writeln('Playing RS Again');
    Status('Playing RS');
    Wait(Random(RandomWaitTime) + (TimeToWait));
    Times := Times +1;
    end;

    begin
    repeat
    Scratch
    until (Times = TimesToScratch);
    end.

    Dammit.

    rader720 beat me to it. lol.

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    ha ha yeah o and btw u need to have a ; after scratch in ur main loop

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    LOL!

    Didn't know anyone was actually going to make this

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    This.Is.Really.Strange. An.Ass.Scratcher. How could you? Lol, J/K. I didn't expect anyone to make scripts for this either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dagger5678 View Post
    This.Is.Really.Strange. An.Ass.Scratcher. How could you? Lol, J/K. I didn't expect anyone to make scripts for this either.
    The scripts don't work if you didn't notice lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAD View Post
    The scripts don't work if you didn't notice lol.
    psshhhh my script works ..... maybe u just dont have the right includes ....
    h):

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    Quote Originally Posted by rader720 View Post
    psshhhh my script works ..... maybe u just dont have the right includes ....
    h):
    OMGEE!!!!!! I fell off my chair when i read that! includes,,, HA!
    That.was.intents! I mean JAD, how could you not figure that out..?

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    I like hentai.

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    omg this is dumb

    They are sisters...
    Runescape Classic

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    Quote Originally Posted by legendaryhero90 View Post
    omg this is dumb
    SCAR Code:
    {.include SRL/SRL/Senses/Humor.Scar}

    ^^^ There ya go ^^^

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    {.include SRL/SRL/Senses/Humor.Scar}!!! Oh My God you guys, you have me rolling around! LegendaryHero, its just a bit of fun, join in! I find this crazy funny! pwn5n3wb5 ! Thank you so much for brightening my day!

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    Awesome!! Maybe you could include scratching pressure in the next version
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    Herey a go, Legend

    We'd never let ya go without...

    Edit: Oops! Forgot one file

    *attached*

    Can't forget your sense of style!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAD View Post
    The scripts don't work if you didn't notice lol.
    Well, Rader720's doesn't work, but Sp0rk-eh's works.

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    hahahaaahha, thanks guys !!
    now i can effciently scratch my ass!
    many thanks
    pwn5n3wb5

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    Lol, and maybe legend can finally have a good laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason2gs View Post
    Lol, and maybe legend can finally have a good laugh
    Is that even possible?

    haha jk legend
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    *shakes head slowly*

    I don't think so, mate

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    Sad...so sad

    we should make a script that looks pretty pointless, get him to run it, and have it pop up with like 100 overlapping forms, each with a piece of a picture of ballons and some text...it'd be hard, but really funny!
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    Lol, that would be fun

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    It'd take forever though...

    Back ontopic... [nvm]
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