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    http://services.runescape.com/m=foru...16,83,63813126

    Introducing a revolutionary new game concept known as Buy-A-Ban!

    Have you ever been significantly trolled while trying to enjoy Runescape? Have you ever hunted revenants just to be killed by some arrogant pker? Have you ever felt the anurism-inducing rage of being crashed at GWD when you KNOW you got there first?

    If you answered yes (or wtf) to any of these questions, then Buy-A-Ban is for you!

    This dynamic new tool will allow you to pay for a player to be banned for the low cost of $29.95 per player! To accomodate this soon-to-be-popular utility, the report tab will be replaced with the BAN tab!

    How does it work, you ask? Simply click on the BAN tab, obtain the offender's username and type it into the into the chat box! Once the money transaction has been completed, the offending player will recieve a warning message notifying them that they are about to be banned! The player will have only 5 minutes to fetch his credit card and DOUBLE the original transaction that was payed to ban him in the first place!

    If the offending player does indeed defeat the odds and pay the fine to keep his account in play, the original 29.95 will be returned to the player that made the request for the ban.

    "That's not fair!" I hear you saying, "There's no point to paying for someone to be banned if they can just undo it themselves!"

    The makers of Buy-A-Ban agree, and have provided a solution that is equally satisfying for all! Following the ban warning given to the offensive player, items will immideatly begin to dissapear from their bank! Worked for 2 weeks for that chaotic? TOO BAD! Buy-A-Ban will also begin to drain exp from the player's skills (from most expensive to least)! Spent 10 days getting 95 prayer? ERASED by Buy-A-Ban!

    The next time you get angry, whip out that credit card and think Buy-A-Ban! Coming soon to your player interface!
    I am Ggzz..
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    Man everyone has been hating on Jagex extra hard recently, great read I liked it a lot!

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    LOL wow. He spent way too much time on that.

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    Wow I wouldnt be surprised if Jagex released this for next year..

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    This is not even funny cause I seriously think Jagex might even consider implementing this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chig View Post
    This is not even funny cause I seriously think Jagex might even consider implementing this
    If this ever happened, Im going to be very careful and try to be a last man standing..

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    Haha that's awesome. I could see the money hungry owners of RS actually do it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gucci View Post
    Haha that's awesome. I could see the money hungry owners of RS actually do it
    Im going to ban S U O M I with a noob account..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ucantseemebot View Post
    Im going to ban S U O M I with a noob account..

    LMFAOO! I was thinking the exact same thing ahahaha. Sell gold for real money, buy 1 ban and just use it on Suomi.
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    best read today

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    If Jagex's calculations add up that would be a potential profit of almost 200,000,00*$29.95!
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    I thought this would be real.

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    Hahaha nice one! Very amusing to read!
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    Stop giving Jagex idea's.

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    Yeah in their 200mil player, probably 185 mil are banned/deleted/doesn't play.
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    Yeah it was locked and the contents of the post were deleted :/ Didn't want their secret plan to be released too soon now would they
    ~Cheers

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    Wow brilliant lol. That gave me a great laugh, too bad it is taken down.

    YoHoJo is right, lots of hating on Jagex but they are really running RS into the ground IMO. I just hope the new combat system generates a come back instead of a final nail in the coffin.

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    Hahaha I think that's absolutely brilliant, a great read
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    LOL the original post has been hidden!
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