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Introducing a revolutionary new game concept known as Buy-A-Ban!
Have you ever been significantly trolled while trying to enjoy Runescape? Have you ever hunted revenants just to be killed by some arrogant pker? Have you ever felt the anurism-inducing rage of being crashed at GWD when you KNOW you got there first?
If you answered yes (or wtf) to any of these questions, then Buy-A-Ban is for you!
This dynamic new tool will allow you to pay for a player to be banned for the low cost of $29.95 per player! To accomodate this soon-to-be-popular utility, the report tab will be replaced with the BAN tab!
How does it work, you ask? Simply click on the BAN tab, obtain the offender's username and type it into the into the chat box! Once the money transaction has been completed, the offending player will recieve a warning message notifying them that they are about to be banned! The player will have only 5 minutes to fetch his credit card and DOUBLE the original transaction that was payed to ban him in the first place!
If the offending player does indeed defeat the odds and pay the fine to keep his account in play, the original 29.95 will be returned to the player that made the request for the ban.
"That's not fair!" I hear you saying, "There's no point to paying for someone to be banned if they can just undo it themselves!"
The makers of Buy-A-Ban agree, and have provided a solution that is equally satisfying for all! Following the ban warning given to the offensive player, items will immideatly begin to dissapear from their bank! Worked for 2 weeks for that chaotic? TOO BAD! Buy-A-Ban will also begin to drain exp from the player's skills (from most expensive to least)! Spent 10 days getting 95 prayer? ERASED by Buy-A-Ban!
The next time you get angry, whip out that credit card and think Buy-A-Ban! Coming soon to your player interface!







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Very amusing to read!

