Lets be straight,
the only fill you get will make you inflate.
9 months later a little Brid shows up
To sit on the corner raise bids to suck.
"I have daddy problems", thats her excuse.
Brid played Runescape but his skills were new.
So now shes stuck between the gutter
Thinking of daddy eating sticks of butter
She wants to be just like you
Big Mac? lets make that two.
Recline in your chair and write these rhymes
I'll write twice as many in half the time.
No, i'll be honest.
We both had 12 lines, but to say they were even, let's not be modest.
Your rap had lines, but they lacked depth, mine was nine eighty six, yours was less than five hundred.
You'll be fearin' the name, and who's to blame? Just remember my title; the name's brid.
Now to get into the details; you had less than 470.
Maybe some time we can meet for tea, think of some new ryhmes. (For a little fee).
Now i'll let you know you ain't got nothin, your tiny slurs don't even make since.
If my little kid be livin' in the street, who's payin' for food? Give some better background, create some suspense.
Something wrong with your rhymes I guess you can't see it.
It's kinda obvious, I mean they're too short, and they're not smart, like shit!
Just stop while you're this far behind, you wouldn't want me to bind, actually, you're stuck as-is.
Might as well quit, just get out the 'biz.
Out the Biz? This is my business
Knock out your teeth fill them in with Chicklets
You want a background, shes a misfit
Not one person on the block has missed it.
I don't need tea, lets grab some dinner
take you to the back fill your nails with splinters.
In order to rap your bars have to rhyme
on time, you're sublime? you probably talk with sign.
If you didn't catch that, you're hard of hearing
A flow deaf is like a blind man steering
Your rhymes are what we call obsolete,
I'll fill your ears with solid rhythmic concrete.
Brid the kid, you can't script and you won't try either;
Watch a yoho vid by clicking the link, see there?
Wasn't too hard? I mean you aint no Rocket Richard, you learn slow but talk it, maybe stop it before we clock you,
tie you up and sock you, not like we'd be wrecking anything, yo moma wouldn't even kiss you. zing.
EDIT:
^hahaha legit
Contemplation is the start of wisdom
Make my nation come to hear me
I got words for you to ponder, wonder
my voice may sound like lightening, thunder
but don't be afraid, not here to bite
just here to make your brain tickle slight
been seeing a lot of voilence in these raps
better to live happy than to be sad, mad, broke with no home
these rap games getting irritating, a bit fascinating
like a bunch of kids going through phases
rap comes from the soul, you know
so hear me rhyme these words of wisdom before affliction adopts it's next victim
I like it![]()
Cmon bro hand the mic over 'fore i jack like Mr West
Bustin weapons like raw sex,
Just an another rapper that sucks like a vortex
Im on another level like a duplex, killing rappers with my suplex
Throwing bullets like two Tex', ferocity of a TRex
Slaughter rappers than ask who's next..
Used to wear Bronze Boots, now its all Dragon and tailored suits
You're a new recruit, bow down to me; then salute.
Fat like Santa Clause, throw you down a chute
You're used to sucking shit the size of flutes
You're a tree hoping to bear fruit, matter of fact you're nothing more than roots
Not gonna get rich like this, might as well take a different route
Raps like yours aren't raw, they just pollute my kingdom
Thats right im the King, banishing you back to the slums..
PM me if you wanna do a skype battle ;D
Think you're hot with that ASAP Rhyme?
I wear the throne of rhymes turning lines into wine.
I'm lethal as a weapon, everyone stands corrected
I'll string you up in chainmail and wear you as a necklace.
My wit is ruthless and wreckless
Pushing raps like bricks of tetris.
I hope you don't get easily offended
If rap was church, You're the little boy and I'm the reverend.
I'll switch my flow up like viscosity
Leave people breathless with my atrocities
I'm classified socially as blasphemous
They're only jealous, this isn't even half of this.
i put the backs to tracks so dont hand me wack raps
you can have em back,
just like my wrist you better watch this
only when you snort coke and choke do you spit lines
ya underground for life while im hitting the times
my anger and vengence is unstopple the probable cause is that
you already lost, in duel arena you learned that kyle is boss
and im steady crushing scripts like a chaotic maul
while i leave ya girl blushing with a wink at the mall
<3
ASAPs my idol, Tupac's my god
Calm down my audience get ready to be awed,
Its King Shay on the track, rapping his little baud
Team Eclipse hit squad, get ready to applaud
Saw your girl last night, she aint nothing but a bawd
Bitches like my bolts, just another Broad
Been here since the beginning, you ain't nothing but a fraud
Cami, Brid, Stay, Vin', line em all up, BOOM; QUAD.
Gangster like a G, rapping since I was 6,
taking trips on my G6, flyin over Styx
Getting dough all the time, no cake mix
Other rappers' cliques, yeah they all hicks
with a mouth full of dicks, showin' off their tricks
Im a baller, y'all be throwing bricks
Just call me J Lin, from the New York Knicks..
#TeamEclipse #BangBang
I ripped this one![]()
K ill start.
@Joseph D
Fuck off with lil bitches tryna act like 'Pac,
Im spittin these raps, going faster than Mach
Rapping against you is sweet; A cake walk.
Your time's about to run out, check your clock
99 Defence, stuff you like a ball; a block.
Closing your eyes in front of me, tell me your name's Brock
Only thing bigger than my ego is my....
More fly than a crow,
Cant touch me, your raps be too low
You're like your boyfriend's period, no bloody flow
So hop off my dick and stop messin' with #DeathRow .
#TeamEclipse
So you in on this rap battle, Sin?
I'll have to beat your sorry ass again and again
So why do I gotta check my clock?
My time won't ever run out
That's some food for thought.
Now head over to that sweet cake walk
Got 99 cooking? Cuz you talk the talk
You say your fly like a crow?
I whip out my bow
With 99 Range I put a stop to that flow.
Sin, your raps are deranged
you must be estranged
as a child you must have been abused and caged
Cuz without IRL flow
you aint got nowhere to go
Maybe you should stop messin with death row
@Sin
Imma gangsta!
Imma straight up 'G'!
The gangsta life is the life for me!
Now listen...
Take a step back and let me show you who's in charge.
I'm going to blow you up till your are fat and large!
Your mind is going to go, explode,
So get back quick, cuz you better reload.
Ill beat you so hard with my Sara Sword
You might as well say good by to your sweet reward.
You will bounce all the way over the fally wall,
Now, wait a second, Who is that baseball?
Your mind will be blown in two and a half seconds,
so be ready for your beating and your big fat wreckings!
BANG!
Dog is that what you call good?
That's embarrassing like come on.. you ain't from the hood;
Don't act like you a 'straight up G',
you're new to this, but I'm an expert, you see.
Now do a favor for me;
Get out of here, this isn't where you should be.
To the answer to this game; only one key.
It's mine, I own the answer,
But you won't get it, like a personal dancer.
I got one of those, they're kinda nice.
Ill let you see mine, when you roll a 7 on the dice.
In case you didn't get that, it's never.
You can try though; endeavor.
Don't rhyme at me,
I'm not the average,
Refer to me as; #1 , or the savage.
Damn, you think you really got this in the bag
the only thing you got is bad internet and lag
Let me show you how to bust out a rhyme
Listen to the beat and stay with the time
Your rap styles dirty; covered in grime
99 Slayer- slay your rap slime.
Now get out of here
let the men do the work
pull out the magic wand and cast a low level curse
Sap your strength so I cut you down to size
now all you little bitches better apologize.
Maybe this could get relocated to the BBQ Pit?
You ain't no 'monstar', dog your rhymes are straight bizarre.
I'm about to go off on what you call 'good'.
Why? Because someone should.
What you put was straight pathetic,
You don't ryhme, i'm actually sympathetic;
You're bad, not good. I'd tear you up, if I had the time,
Put past, present or future, you still can't rhyme.
So i'm not waiting up, i'll finish up now;
But honestly stop with the racist shit you fucking cow.
I've seen enough. If you cant follow the rules then this thread will not only be closed but also deleted. This is the only warning.
STOP PM'ING ME
Alright, guys. You've go to cut the cussing out. I put it in the rules. No super mean insults, and no cussing. I don't want to see this thread deleted, it's been great fun reading all of you raps. Some of you guys are like, super creative.
Most are really funny, and that's what I wanted to see, not all-out insulting everyone.
Anyway, OT:
@Hobbit
Oh, hai!
I'm that guy,
Built so fly got a silk bow tie.
Don't know why, I'm built so fly, but the fish are shy, my fishing's so high!
Goodbye.
(The first part's from GWatsky's 'Watsky raps fast' video)
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