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    Quote Originally Posted by Brid Mayhem View Post
    Dog, I got your poor methaphore, wasn't a score, was pathetic like I said before.
    Doubt you held up moses, I saw the picture; was your mom holding the wine pitcher.
    Don't think she let you take her job. She's the one who started the whole wild mob.
    But lets talk about that that other so called joke;
    Your fingers are sharp? C'mon bloke.
    Like I said, i'll devour your raps, like i'm doing, like I did, will.
    So you can stop now, or let me get my fill.
    I'll slap you in the jaw with your own writing pad, kick you in the head, and i'll steal that bread;
    You see, you are no better than jesus, he died for you sin, best be thankin' him, you might as well be dead.
    I'll be good a couple lines in, you'll wanna apologize, sorry, but I will put you back down to size, but no doubt, you'll keep spittin your lies.
    What's this now, my eleventh line? You should bulk up bro, your tiny little reply, saddening; make me sigh.
    Like I told you before; once I hit you, you'll wanna die.





    Check this link out
    Lets be straight,
    the only fill you get will make you inflate.
    9 months later a little Brid shows up
    To sit on the corner raise bids to suck.
    "I have daddy problems", thats her excuse.
    Brid played Runescape but his skills were new.
    So now shes stuck between the gutter
    Thinking of daddy eating sticks of butter
    She wants to be just like you
    Big Mac? lets make that two.
    Recline in your chair and write these rhymes
    I'll write twice as many in half the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thecaminator View Post
    Lets be straight,
    the only fill you get will make you inflate.
    9 months later a little Brid shows up
    To sit on the corner raise bids to suck.
    "I have daddy problems", thats her excuse.
    Brid played Runescape but his skills were new.
    So now shes stuck between the gutter
    Thinking of daddy eating sticks of butter
    She wants to be just like you
    Big Mac? lets make that two.
    Recline in your chair and write these rhymes
    I'll write twice as many in half the time.
    No, i'll be honest.
    We both had 12 lines, but to say they were even, let's not be modest.
    Your rap had lines, but they lacked depth, mine was nine eighty six, yours was less than five hundred.
    You'll be fearin' the name, and who's to blame? Just remember my title; the name's brid.
    Now to get into the details; you had less than 470.
    Maybe some time we can meet for tea, think of some new ryhmes. (For a little fee).
    Now i'll let you know you ain't got nothin, your tiny slurs don't even make since.
    If my little kid be livin' in the street, who's payin' for food? Give some better background, create some suspense.
    Something wrong with your rhymes I guess you can't see it.
    It's kinda obvious, I mean they're too short, and they're not smart, like shit!
    Just stop while you're this far behind, you wouldn't want me to bind, actually, you're stuck as-is.
    Might as well quit, just get out the 'biz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brid Mayhem View Post
    No, i'll be honest.
    We both had 12 lines, but to say they were even, let's not be modest.
    Your rap had lines, but they lacked depth, mine was nine eighty six, yours was less than five hundred.
    You'll be fearin' the name, and who's to blame? Just remember my title; the name's brid.
    Now to get into the details; you had less than 470.
    Maybe some time we can meet for tea, think of some new ryhmes. (For a little fee).
    Now i'll let you know you ain't got nothin, your tiny slurs don't even make since.
    If my little kid be livin' in the street, who's payin' for food? Give some better background, create some suspense.
    Something wrong with your rhymes I guess you can't see it.
    It's kinda obvious, I mean they're too short, and they're not smart, like shit!
    Just stop while you're this far behind, you wouldn't want me to bind, actually, you're stuck as-is.
    Might as well quit, just get out the 'biz.
    Out the Biz? This is my business
    Knock out your teeth fill them in with Chicklets
    You want a background, shes a misfit
    Not one person on the block has missed it.
    I don't need tea, lets grab some dinner
    take you to the back fill your nails with splinters.
    In order to rap your bars have to rhyme
    on time, you're sublime? you probably talk with sign.
    If you didn't catch that, you're hard of hearing
    A flow deaf is like a blind man steering
    Your rhymes are what we call obsolete,
    I'll fill your ears with solid rhythmic concrete.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brid Mayhem View Post
    No, i'll be honest.
    We both had 12 lines, but to say they were even, let's not be modest.
    Your rap had lines, but they lacked depth, mine was nine eighty six, yours was less than five hundred.
    You'll be fearin' the name, and who's to blame? Just remember my title; the name's brid.
    Now to get into the details; you had less than 470.
    Maybe some time we can meet for tea, think of some new ryhmes. (For a little fee).
    Now i'll let you know you ain't got nothin, your tiny slurs don't even make since.
    If my little kid be livin' in the street, who's payin' for food? Give some better background, create some suspense.
    Something wrong with your rhymes I guess you can't see it.
    It's kinda obvious, I mean they're too short, and they're not smart, like shit!
    Just stop while you're this far behind, you wouldn't want me to bind, actually, you're stuck as-is.
    Might as well quit, just get out the 'biz.
    Brid you should do one sentence/line

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brid Mayhem View Post
    No, i'll be honest.
    We both had 12 lines, but to say they were even, let's not be modest.
    Your rap had lines, but they lacked depth, mine was nine eighty six, yours was less than five hundred.
    You'll be fearin' the name, and who's to blame? Just remember my title; the name's brid.
    Now to get into the details; you had less than 470.
    Maybe some time we can meet for tea, think of some new ryhmes. (For a little fee).
    Now i'll let you know you ain't got nothin, your tiny slurs don't even make since.
    If my little kid be livin' in the street, who's payin' for food? Give some better background, create some suspense.
    Something wrong with your rhymes I guess you can't see it.
    It's kinda obvious, I mean they're too short, and they're not smart, like shit!
    Just stop while you're this far behind, you wouldn't want me to bind, actually, you're stuck as-is.
    Might as well quit, just get out the 'biz.
    Brid the kid, you can't script and you won't try either;
    Watch a yoho vid by clicking the link, see there?
    Wasn't too hard? I mean you aint no Rocket Richard, you learn slow but talk it, maybe stop it before we clock you,
    tie you up and sock you, not like we'd be wrecking anything, yo moma wouldn't even kiss you. zing.

    EDIT:
    Quote Originally Posted by thecaminator View Post
    If you didn't catch that, you're hard of hearing
    A flow deaf is like a blind man steering
    ^hahaha legit

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    Contemplation is the start of wisdom
    Make my nation come to hear me
    I got words for you to ponder, wonder
    my voice may sound like lightening, thunder
    but don't be afraid, not here to bite
    just here to make your brain tickle slight
    been seeing a lot of voilence in these raps
    better to live happy than to be sad, mad, broke with no home
    these rap games getting irritating, a bit fascinating
    like a bunch of kids going through phases
    rap comes from the soul, you know
    so hear me rhyme these words of wisdom before affliction adopts it's next victim


    I like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brid Mayhem View Post
    Don't know what you're on, but i'd like some. See you think I rhymed water with shape, which is dumb.
    Re-read my rhyme for you just embarrassed yourself. Now let me get back to destroying your health;
    Now you think I live in a crib or a box, but you're sadly mistaken. Actin' like you living better, and you be fakin'.
    You're taking your rhyme, comparing it to mine. But get one thing straight, mine are sublime.
    You're taking rapping like it's a side hobbie, so get up outta here, you're worse than Aber Crombie.
    I kinda like you, you ain't to bad. But thinkin' you're better; ooh, too sad.
    I'ma have to destroy you for that, You sound weak, like goin' flat.
    Give some meaning, or i'll stop coming and meeting, seriously, it's sad what i'm seeing.
    Like I've said before, hit me up to even the score. I know that small rhyme got you sore, but what'chu keep comin' back at me for?
    We'll have others see who's won, but son don't think we done.
    This ain't over, this is just getting fun, keep hitting up them dumb puns, I'ma drop on you my ryhmes; which are just short of a ton.
    Cmon bro hand the mic over 'fore i jack like Mr West
    Bustin weapons like raw sex,
    Just an another rapper that sucks like a vortex
    Im on another level like a duplex, killing rappers with my suplex
    Throwing bullets like two Tex', ferocity of a TRex
    Slaughter rappers than ask who's next..
    Used to wear Bronze Boots, now its all Dragon and tailored suits
    You're a new recruit, bow down to me; then salute.
    Fat like Santa Clause, throw you down a chute
    You're used to sucking shit the size of flutes
    You're a tree hoping to bear fruit, matter of fact you're nothing more than roots
    Not gonna get rich like this, might as well take a different route
    Raps like yours aren't raw, they just pollute my kingdom
    Thats right im the King, banishing you back to the slums..

    PM me if you wanna do a skype battle ;D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sin View Post
    Cmon bro hand the mic over 'fore i jack like Mr West
    Bustin weapons like raw sex,
    Just an another rapper that sucks like a vortex
    Im on another level like a duplex, killing rappers with my suplex
    Throwing bullets like two Tex', ferocity of a TRex
    Slaughter rappers than ask who's next..
    Used to wear Bronze Boots, now its all Dragon and tailored suits
    You're a new recruit, bow down to me; then salute.
    Fat like Santa Clause, throw you down a chute
    You're used to sucking shit the size of flutes
    You're a tree hoping to bear fruit, matter of fact you're nothing more than roots
    Not gonna get rich like this, might as well take a different route
    Raps like yours aren't raw, they just pollute my kingdom
    Thats right im the King, banishing you back to the slums..

    PM me if you wanna do a skype battle ;D
    Think you're hot with that ASAP Rhyme?
    I wear the throne of rhymes turning lines into wine.
    I'm lethal as a weapon, everyone stands corrected
    I'll string you up in chainmail and wear you as a necklace.
    My wit is ruthless and wreckless
    Pushing raps like bricks of tetris.
    I hope you don't get easily offended
    If rap was church, You're the little boy and I'm the reverend.
    I'll switch my flow up like viscosity
    Leave people breathless with my atrocities
    I'm classified socially as blasphemous
    They're only jealous, this isn't even half of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thecaminator View Post
    Think you're hot with that ASAP Rhyme?
    I wear the throne of rhymes turning lines into wine.
    I'm lethal as a weapon, everyone stands corrected
    I'll string you up in chainmail and wear you as a necklace.
    My wit is ruthless and wreckless
    Pushing raps like bricks of tetris.
    I hope you don't get easily offended
    If rap was church, You're the little boy and I'm the reverend.
    I'll switch my flow up like viscosity
    Leave people breathless with my atrocities
    I'm classified socially as blasphemous
    They're only jealous, this isn't even half of this.
    i put the backs to tracks so dont hand me wack raps
    you can have em back,
    just like my wrist you better watch this
    only when you snort coke and choke do you spit lines
    ya underground for life while im hitting the times
    my anger and vengence is unstopple the probable cause is that
    you already lost, in duel arena you learned that kyle is boss
    and im steady crushing scripts like a chaotic maul
    while i leave ya girl blushing with a wink at the mall
    <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by thecaminator View Post
    Think you're hot with that ASAP Rhyme?
    I wear the throne of rhymes turning lines into wine.
    I'm lethal as a weapon, everyone stands corrected
    I'll string you up in chainmail and wear you as a necklace.
    My wit is ruthless and wreckless
    Pushing raps like bricks of tetris.
    I hope you don't get easily offended
    If rap was church, You're the little boy and I'm the reverend.
    I'll switch my flow up like viscosity
    Leave people breathless with my atrocities
    I'm classified socially as blasphemous
    They're only jealous, this isn't even half of this.
    ASAPs my idol, Tupac's my god
    Calm down my audience get ready to be awed,
    Its King Shay on the track, rapping his little baud
    Team Eclipse hit squad, get ready to applaud
    Saw your girl last night, she aint nothing but a bawd
    Bitches like my bolts, just another Broad
    Been here since the beginning, you ain't nothing but a fraud
    Cami, Brid, Stay, Vin', line em all up, BOOM; QUAD.
    Gangster like a G, rapping since I was 6,
    taking trips on my G6, flyin over Styx
    Getting dough all the time, no cake mix
    Other rappers' cliques, yeah they all hicks
    with a mouth full of dicks, showin' off their tricks
    Im a baller, y'all be throwing bricks
    Just call me J Lin, from the New York Knicks..


    #TeamEclipse #BangBang

    I ripped this one

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    K ill start.
    @Joseph D
    Fuck off with lil bitches tryna act like 'Pac,
    Im spittin these raps, going faster than Mach
    Rapping against you is sweet; A cake walk.
    Your time's about to run out, check your clock
    99 Defence, stuff you like a ball; a block.
    Closing your eyes in front of me, tell me your name's Brock
    Only thing bigger than my ego is my....
    More fly than a crow,
    Cant touch me, your raps be too low
    You're like your boyfriend's period, no bloody flow
    So hop off my dick and stop messin' with #DeathRow .

    #TeamEclipse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sin View Post
    K ill start.
    @Joseph D
    Fuck off with lil bitches tryna act like 'Pac,
    Im spittin these raps, going faster than Mach
    Rapping against you is sweet; A cake walk.
    Your time's about to run out, check your clock
    99 Defence, stuff you like a ball; a block.
    Closing your eyes in front of me, tell me your name's Brock
    Only thing bigger than my ego is my....
    More fly than a crow,
    Cant touch me, your raps be too low
    You're like your boyfriend's period, no bloody flow
    So hop off my dick and stop messin' with #DeathRow .

    #TeamEclipse
    So you in on this rap battle, Sin?
    I'll have to beat your sorry ass again and again
    So why do I gotta check my clock?
    My time won't ever run out
    That's some food for thought.
    Now head over to that sweet cake walk
    Got 99 cooking? Cuz you talk the talk
    You say your fly like a crow?
    I whip out my bow
    With 99 Range I put a stop to that flow.
    Sin, your raps are deranged
    you must be estranged
    as a child you must have been abused and caged
    Cuz without IRL flow
    you aint got nowhere to go
    Maybe you should stop messin with death row

    @Sin

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    Imma gangsta!
    Imma straight up 'G'!
    The gangsta life is the life for me!

    Now listen...

    Take a step back and let me show you who's in charge.
    I'm going to blow you up till your are fat and large!
    Your mind is going to go, explode,
    So get back quick, cuz you better reload.

    Ill beat you so hard with my Sara Sword
    You might as well say good by to your sweet reward.
    You will bounce all the way over the fally wall,
    Now, wait a second, Who is that baseball?

    Your mind will be blown in two and a half seconds,
    so be ready for your beating and your big fat wreckings!

    BANG!

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    Quote Originally Posted by StickToTheScript View Post
    Imma gangsta!
    Imma straight up 'G'!
    The gangsta life is the life for me!

    Now listen...

    Take a step back and let me show you who's in charge.
    I'm going to blow you up till your are fat and large!
    Your mind is going to go, explode,
    So get back quick, cuz you better reload.

    Ill beat you so hard with my Sara Sword
    You might as well say good by to your sweet reward.
    You will bounce all the way over the fally wall,
    Now, wait a second, Who is that baseball?

    Your mind will be blown in two and a half seconds,
    so be ready for your beating and your big fat wreckings!

    BANG!
    Dog is that what you call good?
    That's embarrassing like come on.. you ain't from the hood;
    Don't act like you a 'straight up G',
    you're new to this, but I'm an expert, you see.
    Now do a favor for me;
    Get out of here, this isn't where you should be.
    To the answer to this game; only one key.
    It's mine, I own the answer,
    But you won't get it, like a personal dancer.
    I got one of those, they're kinda nice.
    Ill let you see mine, when you roll a 7 on the dice.
    In case you didn't get that, it's never.
    You can try though; endeavor.
    Don't rhyme at me,
    I'm not the average,
    Refer to me as; #1 , or the savage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brid Mayhem View Post
    Dog is that what you call good?
    That's embarrassing like come on.. you ain't from the hood;
    Don't act like you a 'straight up G',
    you're new to this, but I'm an expert, you see.
    Now do a favor for me;
    Get out of here, this isn't where you should be.
    To the answer to this game; only one key.
    It's mine, I own the answer,
    But you won't get it, like a personal dancer.
    I got one of those, they're kinda nice.
    Ill let you see mine, when you roll a 7 on the dice.
    In case you didn't get that, it's never.
    You can try though; endeavor.
    Don't rhyme at me,
    I'm not the average,
    Refer to me as; #1 , or the savage.
    Damn, you think you really got this in the bag
    the only thing you got is bad internet and lag
    Let me show you how to bust out a rhyme
    Listen to the beat and stay with the time
    Your rap styles dirty; covered in grime
    99 Slayer- slay your rap slime.
    Now get out of here
    let the men do the work
    pull out the magic wand and cast a low level curse
    Sap your strength so I cut you down to size
    now all you little bitches better apologize.
    You have permission to steal anything I've ever made...

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    Wait wheres my rap to joseph
    wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sin View Post
    Wait wheres my rap to joseph
    wtf
    One of my posts got deleted too I think...

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    Maybe this could get relocated to the BBQ Pit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joseph D View Post
    @Sin
    It's right here....
    Not this one, my response to yours ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjoekeloe View Post
    +1 Sorry dew no hard feelings
    i iz a monstar when i spit z barz

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    Quote Originally Posted by idodew View Post
    i iz a monstar when i spit z barz
    You ain't no 'monstar', dog your rhymes are straight bizarre.
    I'm about to go off on what you call 'good'.
    Why? Because someone should.
    What you put was straight pathetic,
    You don't ryhme, i'm actually sympathetic;
    You're bad, not good. I'd tear you up, if I had the time,
    Put past, present or future, you still can't rhyme.
    So i'm not waiting up, i'll finish up now;
    But honestly stop with the racist shit you fucking cow.

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    I've seen enough. If you cant follow the rules then this thread will not only be closed but also deleted. This is the only warning.
    STOP PM'ING ME

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    Alright, guys. You've go to cut the cussing out. I put it in the rules. No super mean insults, and no cussing. I don't want to see this thread deleted, it's been great fun reading all of you raps. Some of you guys are like, super creative.

    Most are really funny, and that's what I wanted to see, not all-out insulting everyone.


    Anyway, OT:

    @Hobbit

    Oh, hai!
    I'm that guy,
    Built so fly got a silk bow tie.
    Don't know why, I'm built so fly, but the fish are shy, my fishing's so high!
    Goodbye.

    (The first part's from GWatsky's 'Watsky raps fast' video)

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